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NOFX's,
"Shut Up Already"
i'm tired of your whining about poor animals dying, and the food they are supplying.
cause if a big animal had a chance he wouldn't take a second glance, he would eat you up.
big animals eating vegetarians.
Submitted by: Jeff Alcohol
Don't ever take away from me, my pornography...
Well... lyric it'self maybe isn't to funny (but oh so nice) but I made a little video to the Rancid version of it, and right there my headmaster (no you didn't read wrong) steals Lars pornomagasine... so I always laugh at that point
Submitted by: Em
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