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Funniest Lyrics, Tool
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Tool's, "Aenema"
The Funny Lyrics:
Learn to swim
Why They're funny:
self explanatory. What Else?
Submitted by: DJKaito
Tool's, "Disgustipated"
The Funny Lyrics:
And I begged, 'Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?
'And the angel said unto me, 'These are the cries of the carrots
the cries of the carrots!
'And the angel said unto me, 'These are the cries of the carrots
the cries of the carrots!
Why They're funny:
You gotta hear the whole thing to get how funny this is, heard they wrote it when they got paid to pay a private gig back in the day for peta.
Submitted by: Daniel
Tool's, "Schism"
The Funny Lyrics:
I know the pieces fit
Why They're funny:
Please insert rod a into slot b.
Submitted by: Jon Tatum
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