Yeah, the day after I was done with the flu in May, I heard this song while going home with the cd, Poodle hat! I was sick for 3 more days.

That line reminds me of something a friend of mine would do ... stupid yet funny, just to get laughs. Plus, Weird Al is about the only singer on the face of the planet to get away with lyrics like these.

If by 'thinks that Al's mind is gone' he means Ezekiel thinks that he's a 'wacko' then I think that's a pretty accurate description of the person in question.

First he indicates that the bus had no seats available, yet when he gets to the chorus (refrain) he implies that the newcomers suddenly have seats to choose from? This is inconsistent. Sure, the bus can receive newcomers, even if it's packed, but where will they sit in such a situation?

What a trivial thing to ditch someone over!

This is because Mr. Whipple, the spokesman for Charmin's advertising campaign, always told people, "Don't squeeze the Charmin!"

These lyrics are funny because just as the singer sings "These things don't grow on trees", in the video, a car drops down from a tree.

The third line is amusing because Japan is such a rich country, even at the time this song parody was made.

Gee...I never thought of eBay like that before.

From the very beginning this song is hilarious just for its sheer randomness, but I kind of think it makes a point too - about the way everyone's always telling you that 'Everything you know is wrong'...!

Of course...since "Chinatown" contains only one instance of the word "Chin". But wait...would that mean Al has more than one chin? I thought that every human being had exactly one such part on their body???

That's Al, folks.

I can't imagine anybody telling the president of the United States of America about needing to pee. Like, it's really nobody else's business (no pun intended).

During this line on the music video, there's a scene that is literally described by this lyric. How apropos! That's why I think it's funny!

When I heard this I broke down laughing. It was really funny.

I laughed the first time I heard this but then the novelty sort of wore off.

Kinda like, 'I went to Singapore and used spray paint, and boy, was my butt whipped.'

The use of the word 'lynch' is funny because 'Twin Peaks' was created by David Lynch. Get it?

Not only were The Cosby Show and Roseanne both Carsey-Werner Shows (in edition to Denise and Darlene both appearing in that movie High Fidelity! - what are the odds of that???), they used to rival in the ratings when Roseanne first aired (the Connors are essentially the anti-Huxtables). Now I wonder, was the character of Olivia introduced to the show JUST to boost the ratings and outdo Roseanne? It's a possibility. On the other hand, there is a TV Guide cover with Roseanne and Bill Cosby posing together, which (unless it's a doctored photo) is kinda cute. And sadly, the year that Off The Deep End came out (1992) was the same year The Cosby Show shut down production. Sad, sad, sad...

After an entire song lamenting the death of a local prankster, Al reveals he's the one who killed him.

"Foul" (nasty) is a homophone "fowl" (a classification of birds, which includes ducks).

Ducks don't have teeth... (but what do they bite with?)

There's a pun on the word "down" here. Said word refers to feathers, not the opposite of up.

Quick, what rhymes with 'class' and can replace 'neck' in this instance?

Nice.

This is the voiceover of a Springer-show debate that is heard during the instrumental break. Weird Al sure knows how to creatively incorporate this stuff, doesn't he?

The "they" pronoun (in "they're") is an ambiguous reference; it could refer either to dinosaurs or lawyers. Al apparently meant for it to be ambiguous, and let the listener decide.

Ironic, considering he was less than 30 years old (i.e., still in his mid-20s) when he wrote and recorded this parody in 1984. He didn't turn 30 until 1989.

I'm failing to see how this is possible.

A hint of innuendo from the Weird One. Once you hear this line, you will laugh too; laugh long, and hard.

What comes to mind: Cannonballlllll!

Yeah... It's kind of hard to trust people, er, aliens that do that.

Only Weird Al can make a full song about not knowing what he's singing about.

I've seen part of the music video and when he says this marbles start spewing from his mouth. It comes across as funny to me.

That's... kind of a weird way of putting it.

DUH! Understatements at their best!

Trademark Weird Al humor.

I think this lyric pretty much speaks for itself.

It kinda sounds like he's saying "this song is...", which would make it seven words. But he's using the contraction, "song's", and due to the way the music is written, he can't really help that.

That's gotta bite. Why didn't he check to see that his wallet was with him (in his pocket) before he left the house?

Who would've thought that a computer virus could DO all these things? Yeesh...

Worst...pickup...line...ever.

Exactly.

This entire song screams "cheap" rather loudly.

Seems like he was just tired of being nagged, and found a not-so-nice way to eliminate the situation...

Weird Al couldn't have seen 30 years into the future, could he? COULD HE? (For those of you who didn't know already, the song is being sung from Luke's point of view.)

She doesn't love you anymore, Al. What part of that don't you understand? If she's pushing you down the elevator shaft then there must be a reason for it.

These ones speak for themselves, really.

This song is particularly funny because in the video he's completely oblivious to what's going on behind him.