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These are lyrics by Destiny's Child that we think are kind of inappropriate.
Inappropriate Lyrics, Destiny's Child
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Destiny's Child's, "Bootylicious"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I dont think you're ready for this jelly
Cause my body's too bootylicious for you
I shake my jelly at every chance and
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Cause my body's too bootylicious for you
I shake my jelly at every chance and
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Why They're Inappropriate:
Get off the weed girls! Belly Jelly is definitely not cool
Submitted by: the lyric smasher
Destiny's Child's, "Soldier"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I need a soldier - one who's gonna stand up for me
And only carry big things if you know what I mean
And only carry big things if you know what I mean
Why They're Inappropriate:
And this is how not to do innuendoes. No, ladies, I don't know what you mean - would you mind telling me? A cheap stab at trying to be risque and clever and doesn't work out, only sounding like a really tacky line that was thrown in for the sake of rhyming...which it didn't even do there.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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