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These are lyrics by Rod Stewart that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Rod Stewart

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Rod Stewart's, "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
She says, 'I'm sorry but I'm outta milk and coffee.'
Never mind, Sugar, we can watch the early movie.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Isn't it supposed to be the late movie? Do they watch movies in the morning? And wasn't this supposed to be about sex? What if the woman's parents woke up?
Submitted by: Erica
Rod Stewart's, "I Was Only Joking"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Owning up for prosperity for the whole damn world to hear.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Shouldn't that be 'posterity'?
Submitted by: pickle*
Rod Stewart's, "Tonight's The Night"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Don't say a word, my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
Why They're Inappropriate:
I believe he would rather her inhibitions not come out.
Submitted by: Rockstar Teddy
Rod Stewart's, "Tonight's The Night"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Just let your inhibitions run wild
Why They're Inappropriate:
It doesn't make sense. He's trying to seduce a woman. But if she lets her inhibitions run wild, she becomes very inhibited. He would want that, would he?
Submitted by: Tarquin

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