These are lyrics by Tom Lehrer that we think are kind of insincere.
Insincere Song Lyrics, Tom Lehrer
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The girl I gave up Lent for...
Is the girl that Heaven meant for me...
So though for breakfast she makes coffee that tastes like shampoo,
I come home for dinner and get peanut-butter stew!
Or if I'm in luck, it's Broiled Hockey Puck!
But oh well, what the hell,
She's My Girl...and I love her!
We can see that, Mr. Lehrer. You give up your religion for a girl who cooks unpalatable food for you--and you love her! And just how do you know what shampoo tastes like? Have you been drinking shampoo?
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
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