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These are lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic that we think are kind of insulting.
Insulting Song Lyrics, Weird Al Yankovic
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Weird Al Yankovic's, "Canadian Idiot"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Why They're Insulting:
What a... pleasant way to put it.
Submitted by: Harrp
Weird Al Yankovic's, "I'll Sue Ya!"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it SUCKED!
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there, and it SUCKED!
Why They're Insulting:
He may be joking around, but I think this is a little harsh on people who live in New Jersey (saying their state "sucks").
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "One More Minute"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
just because it reminds me of you...
just because it reminds me of you...
Why They're Insulting:
Sounds a bit extreme. Hell, I'd at least wait til she was in the malt shop first. On the other hand, he could be arrested for arson if this was true.
Submitted by: Dan Fletcher
Weird Al Yankovic's, "One More Minute"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I'd rather clean all of the bathrooms
in Grand Central Station with my tongue
than spend one more minute with you
in Grand Central Station with my tongue
than spend one more minute with you
Why They're Insulting:
The whole song is insulting but the most insulting thing about this lyric is that he'd rather clean all of the toilets in Grand Central Station with his tongue than spend one more minute with a woman who doesn't like him.
Submitted by: Celeste
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Taco Grande"
The Insulting Lyrics:
(spoken) Entiendes lo que digo, gringo estupido tonto?
Why They're Insulting:
This part, which is actually spoken by comedian Cheech Marin, is Spanish for "Do you understand what I'm saying, you really stupid gringo?" This is insulting in two ways. First of all, 'gringo' is often a disparaging term for an English-speaking Hispanic person. The second way is going a step further by calling the addressee stupid. So it's a double-insult.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Weird Al Yankovic's, "The White Stuff"
The Insulting Lyrics:
My tetth are all rotted clear through, but who cares?
(Spoken) What else am I supposed to do?
(Spoken) What else am I supposed to do?
Why They're Insulting:
Brush them, for cryin' out loud! These lyrics are insulting to oral hygiene. How else are you gonna eat?
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Wanna B Ur Lovr"
The Insulting Lyrics:
You must have fallen from heaven,
That would explain how you messed up your face
That would explain how you messed up your face
Why They're Insulting:
Generally, having a "messed up" face isn't considered a good thing.
Submitted by: Joe
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Wanna B Ur Lovr"
The Insulting Lyrics:
You're absolutely perfect,
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Why They're Insulting:
He's implying that the person he's singing to (presumably a lady) is stupid. Why shouldn't she talk?
Submitted by: Joe
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