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A spoonerism occurs when the first letters or syllables of two or more words get swapped. The term spoonerism is named in honor of the Reverend William Archibald Spooner whose students used to write down all the instances of spoonerisms that he made. This page focuses on spoonerisms in song lyrics.
Lyrics Spoonerisms, Melanie
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Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
The Lyrics:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates.
Why:
I've got a brand new scare of polar rates.
Submitted by: Tess O. Gosset
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
The Lyrics:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates.
Why:
I've got a scanned new bear of polar rates.
Submitted by: Tess O. Gosset
Melanie's, "Brand New Key"
The Lyrics:
You've got a brand new key.
Why:
You've got a canned brew knee.
Submitted by: Tess O. Gosset
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