Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Bon Jovi
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'Cause a bottle of vodka is still lodged in my head.
One can't get a bottle of vodka into one's head in the first place, so it wouldn't be lodged there!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
I guess this time you're really leaving,
I heard your suitcase say goodbye.
This makes no sense because suitcases can't talk... and anyway, who is the suitcase saying goodbye to, Jon or his girl?
Submitted by: Chandra
When you breathe, I want to be the air for you.
Is this lyric for real? If it is, it has to be the oddest thing ever written. It's more stupid than "the cake out in the rain", if you want my opinion.
Submitted by: Rivkah Chaya
Tell me there's no other
To who you're telling your secrets
And would you tell me
'Bout all the boys you been
Bringing home to meet me
Tell me what I got to do
To make my life mean more to you
I could get so close it's true
If I was yours Mother, mother
If I was your Mother, mother
First, Jon, girls don't discuss their intimate relationships with their mother (most don't anyway) and second 'If I was your mother!?!?!?' I'm sorry but that's so weird that I don't even want to think of that option! Besides isn't this streching the Mother-Myth a bit too far, I mean mothers and fathers can be equally close to a child... Way to go Jon!
Submitted by: Annukka Vastela
I just want to live when I'm alive
If you didn't live then wouldn't you be dead?
Submitted by: Celeste
I'm a fighter, I'm a poet, I'm a preacher
Unless Jon has met preachers with some serious anger issues, I doubt it's thought of as a very violent profession.
Submitted by: Dayna
If you lose this role, I take your girlfriend home
Why are Jon and the addressee betting this guy's girlfriend and if he wins, why is he implying he wants to have sex with her? Does he want Dorothea to kick him out?
Submitted by: Dayna
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