Brian, Brian, Brian. Well, the night following day... that's the way it usually happens. You know, most of us aren't oblivious to that fact. Kind of stating the obvious there.

How can you call to someone who is in the past? I presume the song is about a stellar expedition: a space travel with velocities very near the light speed, and the ship mentioned in the song is a space ship. Weird things can happen at those velocities, like the flow of time going awry. The song also mentions time dilation: 'For so many years have gone but I'm older than a year, your mother's eyes in your eyes cry to me'. I interprete it that the singer has travelled one year (his time) in space with velocity very near c, and at the same time many years have passed at Earth, and his old love has aged decades. This is confirmed on the last lines: 'All my life/still ahead/pity me'.

**Blinks without comprehending** Uh, our grandchildren knew? So, you're talking from the past to someone from the past, speaking of your grandchildren to appeal to the masses who are going to hear the song in the future.. Right, I get you. **shrug**

This is a great song, but what's the deal with this verse? I'm sure if you saw some kind of magic light you'd be saying more than 'I want to go to bed.' And what's with all the "then I's"? Yes, you've made your point! You had a dream when you went to sleep! Wow Freddie, has that never happened before? Call me old fashioned, but don't people normally dream when they go to sleep?

Beelzebub IS the devil so how can he put himself aside for someone??? duh!!

I don't know what he was smoking when he saw it, but it must have been highly toxic.

Wouldn't you be dead already if you were caught in a landslide?

If they succeed, they'll be dead. So how can you really hate something when you are no longer alive?

Ok, the black's all white and the white's all black? I don't think so! That is completely contradictory and...weird! And first he wants to go to some room and then back to the shack? Make up your mind, Freddy!

How can you eat a sound? Does it taste good? I doubt it! Sound is not edible, let alone tangible!

Green *is* green; duh! But, what's so hot and mean exactly?

Well, red *is* usually sort of red and...the second line is rather confusing!

I really do like this song, but what the heck is it about?! And what the heck is up with soup in a laundry bag?! They must've really been scraping the bottom of the metaphoric lyrics barrel!

What in the world?! I guess you really *are* going slightly mad!

The song's title speaks for itself... In fact, all of the song's lyrics are more than slightly mad, but this line... Imagine how mad you must be to come up with that...

It seems to me that constantly changing addresses would add to the complication rather than avoiding it, because the person would confuse others by relocating all the time.

A soup is cold whilst sitting on the table, such an incredible sign that an Ogre Battle is coming! I'll never leave my soup and let it get cold again! Good grief, guys...could you think of worse lines than these??

Roger Taylor of Queen (not to be confused with the same-named member of Duran Duran; different guy) came up with the idea of radio gaga, when he saw his then-2 year old son pointing at the radio while saying: "radio...gaga". So then he thought: 'Wow! Let's make a song of it!' So this might explain why the song seems nonsensical.

The first and so-named winner of the 'Brian May Stupid Line Award'. It's obvious he wasn't even looking for a rhyme!