These are lyrics by Shania Twain that we think are kind of nonsensical.
Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Shania Twain
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'Cause I'm keeping you forever and for always
This is basically an excerpt from a popular book, 'A Quick Masterclass In Tautology', which Shania must've consulted for this song.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
I'm gonna get you baby
I'm gonna knock on wood
What good will knocking on wood do?
Submitted by: Rick Pickwick
For you, ooh ooh ooh
There's nothing that I wouldn't do, ooh ooh ooh
You can put a hole in my shoe
Even if I really, really loved someone, I don't really think that I'd want them to go poking holes in my shoes - and why would they want to do that anyway?
Submitted by: Christopher Hurley
I wish that I can grow a beard
Shania is a female, so she's wishing for the impossible. Only males can grow beards.
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
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