Welcome to the real world
Where Tinseltown meets Jersey Shore and Everyone’s a housewife
Survivor or a bachelor Go and meet the girls next door
Keep up with all the k’s
Pimp your ride and pimp your life For this amazing race
Super sweet sixteen and pregnant Fired off of the Apprentice
Everything is entertainment here
It’s a Hollywood reality
A la la land of fake believe
Scripted for the big screen
Living in your TV
A Hollywood reality
An ocean of celebrity
Nothing here is really what it seems
So you think you can dance
Or you’re an idol who can sing
Here average Joe’s have got a chance
And biggest losers win
Come enjoy the simple life
And hang out in the hills
Make a million, find a wife
Come on and get your thrills
Toddlers wearing gold tiaras
Searching for a piece of stardom
Everything is entertainment here
It’s a Hollywood reality
A la la land of fake believe
Scripted for the big screen
Living in your TV
A Hollywood reality
An ocean of celebrity
Nothing here is really what it seems
You can be a supernanny
Make the band and win a Grammy
‘Cause everything is entertainment here
It’s a Hollywood reality
A la la land of fake believe
Scripted for the big screen
Living in your TV
A Hollywood reality
An ocean of celebrity
Nothing here is really what it seems
The Real World, Jersey Shore, The Real Housewives of (insert city here, it's referring to all of them), Survivor, The Bachelor, The Girls Next Door, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Pimp My Ride, The Amazing Race, My Super Sweet Sixteen, 16 and Pregnant, The Apprentice, So You Think You Can Dance, American Idol, The Biggest Loser, The Simple Life, The Hills, Toddlers & Tiaras, Supernanny, and Making the Band were all mentioned in this song. There were TV references throughout the song, so I just sent in all of the lyrics.
Submitted by: JeReMy
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