In reality, I’m just an average Joe with a simple life
No American idol but I get by
Wish I could tour with Fifth Wheel bus,
Back to the real world, time to wake up
Smell antifreeze and now with big brothers
Bad to me, I’ve got a blind date with destiny,
I’m Mexican, what an amazing race I get to be.
Most days are wickedly perfect
You’re not affecting me,
Making me nervous, I’m a survivor
The last on the planet deserted.
Pass the word like a ten thousand dollar pyramid scheme.
Changing the face of the game like a sworn medical team,
Lead troopers, a league of supreme losers. Press your luck with Sleep; go home, the biggest loser
I’ll have the last laugh like the last comic standing
Making the band play as you walk off stage empty handed
And I’m, taking home America’s next top model,
Back to the bachelor pad...