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Fun Music Information -> Akon
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Tariq Akonoan. Submitted by: Old MacDonald
Also known as: Allaune Thiam. Submitted by: AJ
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Grotto" | "Ghetto" | Toni Minot |
| "Gepetto" | "Ghetto" | Richard |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "The Brooklyn Bridge," Frank Sinatra | "New York City," Akon | |
| "Brooklyn Roads," Neil Diamond | "New York City," Akon | |
| "Thin Line Between Love And Hate," Pretenders | "Cross That Line," Akon | |
| "I Want Action," Poison | "Never Gonna Get It," Akon | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Bananza (Bell Dancer)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Bridget Andrews
"Bananza (Belly Dance)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Bridget Andrews
"Smack Hat" originally "Smack That"
Monica Harpootlian
"Banana (Belly Dancer)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Mandy Seaver
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Sunny Davy" originally "Sunny Day"
Candy Welty
"Fright Now" originally "Right Now"
But won't have to be scary forever?
Doug Pitts
"Bright Now" originally "Right Now"
But maybe not so bright some other time?
Doug Pitts
"Right Snow" originally "Right Now"
And who would want wrong snow?
Doug Pitts
Change a Letter:
"Bananza (Jelly Dancer)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Bridget Andrews
"Bananza (Belly Danced)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Belly danced all by itself?
Bridget Andrews
"Bananza (Belly Danger)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Bridget Andrews
"Bananza (Bells Dancer)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Bridget Andrews
"Bonanza (Belly Dancer)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Bridget Andrews
There are additional Akon song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Jan 8
a parody of "Smack That (Remix)" by Akon
A sequel to my biggest hit, "Snack That". It's a parody of the "Smack That" remix featuring Ca$his and Bobby Creekwater.
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Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Lonely" | "Mowgli" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Sorry, Blame It on Me" | "Sorry, Blame It on Me" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "We Don't Care" | "Clean Your Hair" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "I Wanna Love You" | "I Wanna Slug You" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Don't Matter" | "Blackadder" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Smack That" | "Pack That" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Don't Matter" | "Weak Bladder" | Sean Lee (non-asian) |
| "Beautiful" | "Poo is Beautiful" | Jonah A. |
| "Right Now (Na Na Na)" | "Facebook (Book Book Book)" | Mr. Washable |
| "Smack That" | "Snack Pack" | Chance Gollnick |
There are additional Akon song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Lonely | Match.com | Chris |
| Locked Up | Martha Stewart Items | Skateland |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Wanna Love You | Dating Service | Dongquan |
| I Wanna Love You | Dating Service | Dongquan |
| Locked Up | Prison | Dongquan |
| Locke'd Up | Prison | Random Person |
| Smack That | Child Abuse Helpline | Natasha |
| There are additional Akon on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Umbrella Rihanna | Always Talking About What You Got Akon | Always Talking About That Umbrella | Shanice |
| Right Now (Na Na Na) Akon | Layla Derek and the Dominos | Right Now Layla (Na Na Na) | Wisnu Aji |
| I Wanna Love You Akon | Pretty Young Thing (P.Y.T.) Michael Jackson | I Wanna Love You, Pretty Young Thing This is already part of the lyrics, I thought? :P | AlphadiosThe2nd |
| Smack That Akon | Jackass Green Day | Smack That Jackass | Lizzie |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Akon Kan
Akon combined with Kon Kan
Submitted By: Jacob
Akorn
Akon combined with Korn
As in "acorn"; I'm surprised no one thought of this one yet!
Submitted By: Melissa
Misheard Lyrics:
"Locked Up"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm locked out
or I'm locked down Original Lyrics: I'm locked up
| "Don't Matter"
Misheard Lyrics: Telling you all go slide
Just to get on your side Original Lyrics: Telling you all those lies
Just to get on your side |
"Locked Up"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm locked out
Original Lyrics: I'm locked up
| "Mister Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics: I have nobody, all on my phone
Original Lyrics: I have nobody, all on my own
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| There are additional Akon misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Gangsta Bop"
Misheard Lyrics: I dunno u, u dunno me
U dunno the history on these streets Only if you see what mice have seen They you’ll understand why I’m surrounded by cheese Original Lyrics: I don't know you, you don't know me
You don't know the history I got on these streets Only if you see what my eyes have seen Then you'll understand why I'm surrounded by G's |
Story about this misheard lyric by: J A Pan I have a reputation of being a cheese aficionado. So for the past 7 years, I've been convinced that is what Akon was singing, and listed this song as one of my favourite songs. Sadly, my husband crushed my dreams by googling the lyrics the other day. |
| There are additional Akon misheard stories available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Locked Up"
The Funny Lyrics: I'm locked up
They won't let me out Why They're Funny: If he hadn't broken the law, he wouldn't have to complain about being in jail!
Submitted by: E
| "Belly Dancer"
The Funny Lyrics: We can meet up at the huddle house for the tv
Why They're Funny: Because we all know what he REALLY wants to do at the huddle house... :-0 lol
Submitted by: Kaysee-Jay
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| There are additional Akon Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Lonely"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Lonely,I'm Mr Lonely
I have nobody for my own Why They're Repetitive: God!!!! I can't get those lyrics out of my head. Akon...you really messed this one up. You ruined your career
Submitted by: Pimpmaster Chris
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Lonely"
The Insincere Lyrics: Lonely
I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own! Why They're Insincere: Considering Akon is a grown man, why would he be singing is such a squeaky babyish voice?
Submitted by: Alice were Viking LadyGaladriel
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Lonely"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: You a good girl and I had no right
I really wanna make things right! Why They're Misrhymed: You cannot rhyme the word 'right' with itself, Akon!
Submitted by: Outkast made more Cent
| "Lonely"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Lonely
I'm Mr Lonely Why They're Misrhymed: Lonely don't rhyme with itself!
Submitted by: Tarquin
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| There are additional Akon misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Sorry, Blame It On Me"
The Lyrics: I'm sorry that it took so long to speak
But I was on tour with Gwen Stefani Who They Mention: Gwen Stefani - Akon provided guest vocals on The Sweet Escape.
Submitted by: Stompgal
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Smack That"
The Lyrics: I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallerdo Product Brand Name: Lamborghini Gallerdo
Submitted by: Alex
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Ghetto"
Opening Lines: Ghetto Ghetto Ghetto Ghetto livin'
Comments: Submitted by: Wolfgang59
| "Don't Matter"
Opening Lines: Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter no cause I got you
Comments: Submitted by: Wolfgang59
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Song Title Space Change:
"Lo Nely" originally "Lonely"
Submitted by: Peter
"Lock Ed Up" originally "Locked Up"
Submitted by: Peter
Band Name Anagrams:
Noka Submitted by: Jeezy
Defunct US-based candy company
Koan Submitted by: Helen Football
A Koan is a type of riddle in Zen Buddhism.
Kona Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
District in Hawaii
Songs That Are Banned:
"Sexy Bitch"
Poorly censored on the radio. They tried to make it sexy chick but I sounded like sexy chic
Submitted by: Joe
"I Wanna Love You"
Song title was originally "I Wanna F*** You." Edited for airplay.
Submitted by: dxman
Song Title Acrostics:
BY: "Borrow You"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Night Row" originally "Right Now"
Submitted by: Ava Rice
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Lonely"
The Lyrics: Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own Why: I know this song isn't upbeat, but it's meant to be a sad break-up song, yet the squeaky voice used makes it sound like a happy kiddies song.
Submitted by: rock music
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