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Fun Music Information -> Alan Jackson
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Allen Jackson, Allan JacksonNew Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Too-Tall Trees" | "Tall Tall Trees" | Chris Chendo |
| "Don't Press The Nuke Dot" | "Don't Rock The Jukebox" | Country |
| "Where Were You When Earth's Core Stopped Rotating" | "Where Were You When The Earth Stopping Moving" | Matt Donnelly |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?," | Wouldn't happen; nor could anyone survive to sing. | Valerie Cameron |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "I Plead Insanity," Belinda Carlisle | "Gone Crazy," Alan Jackson | |
| "Watching TV," Roger Waters | "Dallas," Alan Jackson | |
| "You Never Even Called Me By My Name," David Allan Coe | "I Don't Even Know Your Name," Alan Jackson | |
| "Big City," Merle Haggard | "Dallas," Alan Jackson | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Good Tie" originally "Good Time"
Candy Welty
"God Time" originally "Good Time"
Candy Welty
"One Country" originally "Gone Country"
Jen
"I Don't Even Know Our Name" originally "I Don't Even Know Your Name"
Yvette Bristle
"Gone County" originally "Gone Country"
Karen Smith
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Wright On The Money" originally "Right On The Money"
Someone named Wright is on the money.
Karen Smith
"Right On The Monkey" originally "Right On The Money"
Karen Smith
"Tall Tall Threes" originally "Tall Tall Trees"
Edward
"Good Timer" originally "Good Time"
Karen Smith
"Don't Frock The Jukebox" originally "Don't Rock The Jukebox"
Because the Jukeboxes don't wear clothes!
George Straitjacket
Change a Letter:
"Right On The Monet" originally "Right On The Money"
Edward
"Don't Lock The Jukebox" originally "Don't Rock The Jukebox"
rebecca
"Chafing That Neon Rainbow" originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
Lydia Helton
"Chasing That Noon Rainbow" originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
Rainbows at noon are very rare.
Lydia Helton
"Tropical Repression" originally "Tropical Depression"
Raphael
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I Don't Even Know Your Name" | "I Cant Even Spell My Name" | guart milkster |
| "If French Fries Where Fat Free" | "If I Had A Boyfriend" | Poetic Poem Writer |
| "Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning?" | "Where Were You When The World Was Cancelled?" | Patrick McWilliams |
| "Don't Rock the Jukebox" | "Don't Van the Halen" | Darius Whitehead |
| "Mercury Blues" | "Mercury's Blue" | Jonathan |
| "Everything I Love" | "Every Girl I've Loved" | Dylan Arthur |
| "Chattahoochee" | "Waluigi" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Wanted" | "Wanted Needed" | Nan Patrick |
| "Pop A Top Again" | "Punch The Clock Again" | Nan Patrick |
| "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" | "My Morale's Gone Somewhere" | Michael T. Mondak |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Bluer Than That | Prozac | Ed |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Tropical Depression | Jamaica Department Of Tourism | Edward |
| Tropical Depression | Depression helpline | Edward |
| Monday Morning Church | Funeral Home | Billy Boyd |
| Mercury Blues | Car Other Than Mercury | ??? |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| You May Be Right Billy Joel | Right Where I Want You Alan Jackson | You May Be Right Where I Want You | Edward |
| I'll Meet You At Midnight Smokie | Midnight In Montgomery Alan Jackson | I'll Meet You At Midnight In Montgomery | Edward |
| You May Be Right Billy Joel | Right On The Money Alan Jackson | You May Be Right On The Money | Edward |
| The Bluest Eyes In Texas Restless Heart | Dallas Alan Jackson | The Bluest Eyes In Dallas, Texas | Edward |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Luscious Alan Jackson
Luscious Jackson combined with Alan Jackson
Submitted By: Cody Finke
Weird Alan Jackson Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic combined with Alan Jackson
Submitted By: Johnny Nguyen
Alan Jackson Browne
Alan Jackson combined with Jackson Browne
Submitted By: Edward
Aleon Jackson
Alan Jackson combined with Leon Jackson
Combining two unrelated male singers with the same last name and first names that could be combined in their own right.
Submitted By: Pete Worst
There are additional Alan Jackson Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)"
Misheard Lyrics: I watch the CMAs
Original Lyrics: I watch CNN
| "Gone Country"
Misheard Lyrics: She's my country
Original Lyrics: She's gone country
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"Chattahoochee"
Misheard Lyrics: A peerin' at her cans in the pale moonlight
Original Lyrics: A pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
| "Drive (for Daddy Gene)"
Misheard Lyrics: It's faded red
Original Lyrics: It's painted red
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)"
Misheard Lyrics: Where were you when the world stopped churning on that September day?
Original Lyrics: Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day?
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke Song dedicated to the 9/11 attacks. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Dallas"
Better Lyrics:
I took her out of Florida
When she was just a girl
But old Georgia and me
Couldn't take Florida out of her
Oh how I wish Tampa was in Georgia
If I could move Florida north
Then she'd be here with me
Then nothin' else would come between the two of us
If Tampa was in Georgia
I go the inspiration for these lyrics when I heard the song "Dallas" and long after I moved to Atlanta from Tampa. I long to be in Tampa and I really miss living there, and I have a lot of good memories of living there. And that's where I got the inspiration to write these lyrics.
When she was just a girl
But old Georgia and me
Couldn't take Florida out of her
Oh how I wish Tampa was in Georgia
If I could move Florida north
Then she'd be here with me
Then nothin' else would come between the two of us
If Tampa was in Georgia
I go the inspiration for these lyrics when I heard the song "Dallas" and long after I moved to Atlanta from Tampa. I long to be in Tampa and I really miss living there, and I have a lot of good memories of living there. And that's where I got the inspiration to write these lyrics.
Original Lyrics:
I took her out of Texas
When she was just a girl
But old Tennessee and me
Couldn't take Texas out of her
Oh how I wish Dallas was in Tennessee
If I could move Texas east
Then she'd be here with me
Then nothin' else would come between the two of us
If Dallas was in Tennessee
When she was just a girl
But old Tennessee and me
Couldn't take Texas out of her
Oh how I wish Dallas was in Tennessee
If I could move Texas east
Then she'd be here with me
Then nothin' else would come between the two of us
If Dallas was in Tennessee
Submitted by: Isac
"Pop A Top"
Better Lyrics:
Pop a squat again!
Original Lyrics:
Pop a top again!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"This Must Be Love"
The Funny Lyrics: First I get cold, then hot,
'Think I'm on fire, but I'm not Why They're Funny: This cracks me up every time I hear it. I'm so glad he's not actually on fire! Otherwise he'd need first aid, which is certainly a serious matter.
Submitted by: C.J.
| "It's Alright To Be A Redneck"
The Funny Lyrics: It's alright to be a redneck
It's alright to drive around in a dirty ol' truck Catch a bunch of fish and shoot a bunch of duck Why They're Funny: Totally describes the town I live in.
Submitted by: Guest #6
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: It's only half past twelve, but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere Why They're Nonsensical: That's not true...it might be 4:30 or 5:30 somewhere, but if it's 12:30 where you are, it can't possibly be 5:00 anywhere! (Unless he means 5:30, which is during the five o'clock hour, but he didn't specify that, so we, the listener(s), can't be sure.)
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
| "Countryboy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Bucket seats, soft as baby’s new butt Lockin’ hubs, that’ll take you through a deep rut
Why They're Nonsensical: Because locking and unlocking hubs are just to engage/disengage 4-wheel drive, not to improve traction. In that case it would be Locking gear differential that would get you through the deep rut.
Submitted by: Levi
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"I Don't Even Know Your Name"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm married to a waitress
I don't even know her name. Why They're Insincere: How can you marry a man or a woman whose name you don't know? It seems the waitress married Alan against his will.
Submitted by: Donald Phillips
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Chattahoochie"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt
We got a little crazy but we never got caught ... But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love Why They're Misrhymed: There are even more bad rhymes in this song, but these are enough for now.
Submitted by: Kathy
| "Where I Come From"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I was chasin' sun on 101
Somewhere around Ventura Lost a Universal Joint And I had to use my finger Why They're Misrhymed: 'Ventura sounds' nothing like 'finger', Alan, what were you thinking?
Submitted by: Mr. Sally
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| There are additional misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Remember When"
The Insulting Lyrics: When the children grow up and move away.
We Won't be sad, we'll be glad Why They're Insulting: He makes it sound like he's fed up with his kids after 18 years or so
Submitted by: Rich
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Remember When"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: We made love and then you cried
Why They're Inappropriate: Sounds like he's raping this girl
Submitted by: Rich
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Mercury Blues"
The Dated Lyrics: Well, if I had money
Tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two. Why They're Dated: As of January 2011, Mercury no longer exists, so, unless he's looking for a used Mercury, he's wasting time.
Submitted by: David Jones
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Midnight in Montgomery"
The Lyrics: Midnight in Montgomery
He's always singing there He's always singing there Hank's always singing there Who They Mention: Hank Williams
Submitted by: Adrian Smith
| "It's Five O'Clock somewhere"
The Lyrics: But at a moment like this I can't help but
wonder what would Jimmy Buffett do? Who They Mention: Jimmy Buffett
Submitted by: Pikafan
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| There are additional celebrity lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Where Were You (When The World Stopped Turning)"
The Lyrics: I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you
The difference in Iraq and Iran... Product Brand Name: CNN - Cable News Network
Submitted by: Chowder
| "Chasin' That Neon Rainbow"
The Lyrics: Five pickers in an old Dodge truck
Product Brand Name: Dodge trucks
Submitted by: Bob
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| There are additional product lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"I Don't Even Know Your Name"
The Song Lyrics: So I ordered straight tequila
A little courage in a shot Song They Mention: Tequila - The Champs
Submitted by: Isac
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"True Love Is A Golden Ring"
Opening Lines: True love is a golden ring. Like the vows we made, it's a precious thing.
Comments: Submitted by: Claire Grayson
| "Dallas"
Opening Lines: Dallas packed her suitcase
And drove off in the brand new car I bought her Comments: Submitted by: William Ransom
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Made Up Words in Songs:
"Chattahoochee"
The Made Up Words: Hoochie Coochie
Comments: Submitted by: Chris Duncan
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Band Name Anagrams:
No Nasal, Jack Submitted by: Chris Chendo
different than a previous submission
Sack Jon, Lana Submitted by: Chris Chendo
Nala's On Jack Submitted by: Sweet Anne
Anon's Jackal Submitted by: Nadine
Lana's On Jack Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Gone Country"
The Lyrics: She's been playing in a room on the Strip for ten years in Vegas, every night she looks in the mirror and she only ages. She's been readin' about Nashville and the records that everybody's buyin'. Says I'm a simple girl myself, grew up on Long Island.
Why: Las Vegas Nevada, Nashville Tennessee, and Long Island New York.
Submitted by: Edward
| ""Chattahoochee""
The Lyrics: Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
Why: The Chattahoochee River in Georgia
Submitted by: Michael D.
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| There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available. | |
Lyrics Pronunciation:
"That'd Be Alright"
The Lyrics: Yeah, that'd be alright, that'd be alright.
Why: Alan mispronounced it as "That, it be alright," or "Dad will be alright". Alan would try saying "That will be alright"
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Where Were Two (When the World Stopped Yearning)" originally "Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)"
Submitted by: Waldo D. Law
"Chasing That Neon Bane Row" originally "Chasing That Neon Rainbow"
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"It's All Night To Be A Red Wreck" originally "It's Alright To Be A Redneck"
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"Janie Ray In Dune" originally "Rainy Day in June"
Submitted by: Diana Jasper
"Janie Day In Rune" originally "Rainy Day in June"
Submitted by: Diana Jasper
There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.
Names as a Word Bank:
Can Lana Ask Jackals? Submitted by: Winter Pepper
Can Lana Ask Jackal? Submitted by: Winter Pepper
Nala's on a jackal. Submitted by: Wanda Pierce
Nala's on a jackal. Submitted by: Wanda Pierce
Nala Submitted by: Wanda Pierce
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Little Bitty"
The Lyrics: It's all Right to be little bitty
Why: It's all bite to be little ready
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead
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Lyrics Alliteration:
"Tall Tall Trees"
The Lyrics: I'll buy you tall tall trees
Why: Look at the title, it's obvious.
Submitted by: Edward
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TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)"
The Lyrics: Did you turn off that violent old movie you're watchin' And turn on I Love Lucy reruns?
Why: I Love Lucy
Submitted by: dayna
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