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Fun Music Information -> Ani DiFranco
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Quotes:
...the sky is just a little sister Tagging along behind the buildings Trying to imitate their grey. (What If No One's Watching) Submitted by: Tsylvir
| I speak without reservation from what I know and who I am. I do so with the understanding that all people should have the right to offer their voice to the chorus whether the result is harmony or dissonance, the worldsong is a coloorless dirge without the differences that distinguish us and it is that difference which should be celebrated not condemned. Should any part of my music offend you, please do not close your ears to it. Just take what you can use and go on. Submitted by: s
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Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Petah Lucia - Submitted by: She
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Not A Pretty Squirrel" | "Not A Pretty Girl" | Lala |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Breathe In Or Breathe Out," Ani DiFranco | "Why Do I Have To Choose," Willie Nelson |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Bot Hands" originally "Both Hands"
Evelyn
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Note A Pretty Girl" originally "Not A Pretty Girl"
Joe
"Booth Hands" originally "Both Hands"
Whatever booth hands are
Karen Smith
"Untouchable Farce" originally "Untouchable Face"
Wendy Torrance
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Dilate" | "Too Late" | Jann Kelly |
| "32 Flavors" | "32 Tasers" | Monica-The Good Witch of Washington |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| 32 Flavors | Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream | kid |
| Not Angry Anymore | Anger Management Group | K Flo |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Willing To Fight | Pacifists Group | HarryMay |
| You Had Time | Ex-prisoner Reintegration Group | HarryMay |
| Pick Yer Nose | Miss Manners | HarryMay |
| Not A Pretty Girl | Ford Modeling Agency | HarryMay |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Yanni DiFranco
Yanni combined with Ani DiFranco
Submitted By: Sutch
Misheard Lyrics:
"Cradle And All"
Misheard Lyrics: In the daylight everything is so gory
Even your snatch is a stranger's sorry story Original Lyrics: In the daylight everything is so gory
You can hear snatches of stranger's sorry stories | "Cradle And All"
Misheard Lyrics: Be afraid of the stick
Be afraid of stairs. Original Lyrics: Feel free to listen
Feel free to stare. |
"Both Hands"
Misheard Lyrics: And you're bound up in my bedroom.
Original Lyrics: And your bones have been my bedframe.
| "32 Flavors"
Misheard Lyrics: I am a foster girl with no foster
I am 32 flavors of Dimsum. Original Lyrics: I am a poster girl with no poster
I am 32 flavors and then some. |
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Cradle And All"
Misheard Lyrics: In the daylight everything is so gory
Even your snatch is a stranger's sorry story Original Lyrics: In the daylight everything is so gory
You can hear snatches of stranger's sorry stories |
Story about this misheard lyric by: HarryMay Just found out tonight what the real lyrics are. And, yes, I have sung this out loud publicly. ooops |
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Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Independence Day"
The Funny Lyrics: I don't think war is noble
and I don't like to think that love is like war and I gotta big hot cherry bomb, and I want to slip it through the mail slot of your front door Why They're Funny: Now what do you think she's talking about here?!
Submitted by: Quyjibo
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"If It Isn't Her"
The Lyrics: Standing like John Wayne
She is full frame She is center stage My imagination is rattling in its cage I didn't really notice When everything else disappeared Who They Mention: Actor John Wayne
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
| "Serpentine"
The Lyrics: Pavlov hits me with more bad news every time I answer the phone
so I play and I sing and I just let it ring, all day when I'm at home ... did I mention somewhere in there that I traded Babe Ruth, yes I traded the only player that was bigger than the game and I can't even tell you why, cause you'd think I'm insane. ... so just give me my Judy Garland drugs and let me get back to work cause the Empire State Building is the tallest building in New York and I have always got the feeling you just like to hear it fall off your tongue Who They Mention: (Ivan) Pavlov - Russian physiologist/psychologist
Babe Ruth Judy Garland Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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Band Name Anagrams:
I Find An Orca Submitted by: Alexis
Info In A Card Submitted by: Alexis
A magnetic card would have info inside of it
Find Ocarina Submitted by: Alexis
Ocarina = musical instrument of ancient times
Of Cnidarian Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong
Cnidarians are group including jellyfish & corals.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Cradle and All"
The Lyrics: I live in New York, New York
City that never shuts up In the daylight everything is so gory You can hear snatches of stranger's sorry stories I moved there from Buffalo But that's nothing The Trico plant moved to Mexico Left my uncle standing out in the cold Said here's your last paycheck Have fun growing old. Why: New York, New York
Buffalo, New York Mexico Submitted by: Tania WYEP
| "Cradle and All"
The Lyrics: I live in New York, New York
City that never shuts up In the daylight everything is so gory You can hear snatches of stranger's sorry stories I moved there from Buffalo But that's nothing The Trico plant moved to Mexico Left my uncle standing out in the cold Said here's your last paycheck Have fun growing old. Why: New York, New York
Buffalo, New York Mexico Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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Song Title Acrostics:
TOT: "Tis Of Thee"
Submitted by: Sutch
ID: "Independence Day"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Not Gay Pretty Earl" originally "Not A Pretty Girl"
Submitted by: Sonya Raynos
"Got A Pretty Knurl" originally "Not A Pretty Girl"
Submitted by: Sonya Raynos
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"'Tis Of Thee"
The Lyrics: I ran away with the circus
'cuz there's still some honest work left for beaded ladies But it's not the same going town to town since they put everyone in jail Except the Cleavers and the Bradys Why: The Cleavers from "Leave It To Beaver" and The Bradys from "The Brady Bunch"
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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