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Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Aussie Crawl. Submitted by: dizrythmia

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Daughters Of The Northern Coast,"Coasts don't have offspring.Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"People," Barbra Streisand"Beautiful People," Australian Crawl
"Janie's Got A Gun," Aerosmith"Reckless (Don't be so...) ," Australian Crawl
"Hello, This Is Joanie," Paul Evans"Oh No Not You Again," Australian Crawl

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"The Boys Light Cup" originally "The Boys Light Up"
Kimberly Townsend
"The Boys Light Pup" originally "The Boys Light Up"
Kimberly Townsend
"The Buoys Light Up" originally "The Boys Light Up"
Kimberly Townsend

Change a Letter:

"The Bows Light Up" originally "The Boys Light Up"
Kimberly Townsend
"The Boas Light Up" originally "The Boys Light Up"
Kimberly Townsend
"The Bogs Light Up" originally "The Boys Light Up"
Kimberly Townsend
"The Toys Light Up" originally "The Boys Light Up"
Kimberly Townsend
"The Joys Light Up" originally "The Boys Light Up"
Kimberly Townsend

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Boys Light Up""My Balls Light Up"Azza & Nazza
"Boys Light Up""Cross Dressing Garden Gnome Ii"Drewster The Rooster
"Boys Light Up""Cross Dressing Garden Gnome"Drewster The Rooster

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
DownheartedDivorce hotlinedizrythmia
Boys Light UpQuit Smoking Hotlineivanhoe fats

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Australian Krall
Australian Crawl combined with Diana Krall
Just imagine...all the Crawl's classics being rendered in something vaguely resembling English.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars

Misheard Lyrics:

"Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said to you - Tivoli Bump
They've got a rubber competition in their duffel bag
...
Got a pocket full of hair, yeah
...
Have got some friends
Who just are in from LA-A-A
Beautiful people
They have a million words to say
...
They wanna live it
But they make love in the dark
...
Snap-frozen party pies
In the corner of the sitting room
Beautiful people
The Art Deco sonic boom
...
You know they're going out tonight
To get their bobby rocks off
Beautiful people
God - they're Wella hair-conditioned, got a cocaine car!
Original Lyrics:
I said beautiful people
They've got a Robert Palmer T-shirt in their travel bag
...
Got a price upon their head
...
Have got some friends
Who just flew in from LA-A-A
Beautiful people
They haven't really much to say
...
They won't admit it
But they make love in the dark
...
Snap frozen potted palms
In the corner of the living room
Beautiful people
The art-decor sonic boom
...
You know they're going out tonight
To get their Bombay rocks off
Beautiful people
They've got a Kerouac condition, got a cocaine cough
"Lakeside"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're gonna steal my sadness.
Original Lyrics:
They're gonna steal my sand space.
"Things Don't Seem"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fang saver, dog saver
Original Lyrics:
Things just don't
Don't seem to
Seem to be going right.
"Errol"
Misheard Lyrics:
To fish and hunt or to grunt, you give me hot air
Original Lyrics:
To fish and hunt, to take a punt, the New Guinea Highlands.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Errol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohhhhh Where-ro
Original Lyrics:
Ohhhhh, Errol!

Story about this misheard lyric by: Helen

I sang this right up till 2020, then my son told me it “it’s “Errol” and looked at me funny. !

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Reckless (Don't You Be So)"
Better Lyrics:
Go eat some breakfast
Chow down some buns
Original Lyrics:
Don't be so reckless
Throw down your guns
Submitted by: Magic Pudding
"The Boys Light Up"
Better Lyrics:
Then my shorts ride up
Then my shorts ride up
Then my shorts ride up
Then my shorts ride up - ride up - ride up
Original Lyrics:
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up - light up - light up
Submitted by: Troy

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"The Boys Light Up"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
The Boys light up
Why They're Repetitive:
I counted and its there at least 40 times.
Submitted by: i lurve the enz
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"The Boys Light Up"
The Dirty Lyrics:
silently she opens the drawer
mothers little helper is coming out for more
Why They're Dirty:
when aged 15 i finally worked out they were talking about a vibrator
Submitted by: herman glockenspiel
 

Made Up Words in Songs:

"The Boys Light Up"
The Made Up Words:
Dorsetted
Comments:
They made it up to rhyme with corsetted.
Submitted by: i lurve the enz
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Downheart Ed" originally "Downhearted"
Submitted by: Deedee

Band Name Anagrams:

Satanic Rural Law Submitted by: Wendy Torrance
Don't want to live under that!

Song Title Anagrams:

"They Blight Soup" originally "The Boys Light Up"
Submitted by: Kimberly Townsend
"Up The Soy Blight" originally "The Boys Light Up"
Submitted by: Kimberly Townsend

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