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Quotes:
The best revenge is bettering yourself.- Zacky Vengeance Submitted by: makayla
| One day I'm just gonna get off the bus, and I'm gonna run into the woods, and I'm never gonna come back, and when i come back! I'm gonna be the knife master - The Rev Submitted by: John
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Band Name Origins:
- They got it from Genesis, Chapter Four where Cain killed his brother Abel. They also made a song (Chapter Four) about this story. Submitted by: Travis
- they got their name from the Biblical story of Cain and Abel. When Cain murdered his brother, Abel, God told him, 'Therefore whoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold'. It basically means, "what goes around comes around". Submitted by: dez
Stupid Band Names:
- I don't know who is avenging who, and for what reason? It sounds too mysterious. Submitted by: BillyBobby
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: A7X. Submitted by: Travis
New Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "He isn't a hitman, nova. He still works full-time with Avenged Sevenfold." | He still works full-time with Avenged Sevenfold unlike what nova said. - Travis | |
| "hit man" | lol..he so perfect for this job I mean look at his body building with heavily tattoos Black glasses, black bandanna And most of all a powerful voice XD - nova |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Bat Country" | Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone) Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone) No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention - Jonathan S. |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Alleged Sevenfold | As already mentioned, it's not a group of 7. | Andy |
| Avenged Fivefold | They have 5 members, not 7. | DJ Blaze |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "The Priest And The Diet" | "The Beast And The Harlot " | Pesi |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Warmness on the Soul," | The soul cannot literally possess warmth. | Mr. Critic |
| "God Hates Us," | That's not true! God loves EVERYBODY! | Isac |
| "A Little Piece Of Heaven," | It is impossible to have a piece of heaven. | Travis |
| "Seize The Day," | You can't physically hold the day in your hands. | Felicia |
| "A Little Piece Of Heaven," | Unless you're God, of course. | Lizzie |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Garden Of Eden," Guns N' Roses | "A Little Piece Of Heaven," Avenged Sevenfold | |
| "Dream Evil," Dio | "Nightmare," Avenged Sevenfold | |
| "Landslide," Fleetwood Mac | "Buried Alive," Avenged Sevenfold | |
| "Roar," Katy Perry | "Scream," Avenged Sevenfold | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Dancing Dad" originally "Dancing Dead"
Hnsykes
"Strength Of The Word" originally "Strength Of The World"
Patricia McClure
"At Country" originally "Bat Country"
King Andrew
"Bat County" originally "Bat Country"
King Andrew
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"God Hates Gus" originally "God Hates Us"
Poor Gus!
Heather Brockwell
"God Hates Bus" originally "God Hates Us"
Heather Brockwell
"God Hates Pus" originally "God Hates Us"
Heather Brockwell
"Bait Country" originally "Bat Country"
Patricia McClure
"Boat Country" originally "Bat Country"
Edyth Bowen
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Chapter Tour" originally "Chapter Four"
Renee Sutton
"Cat Country" originally "Bat Country"
Meowwwww!!
Grace
"Bet Country" originally "Bat Country"
That would be Monte Carlo, perhaps?
Anne
"Forgotten Facts" originally "Forgotten Faces"
Gigi
"Rat Country" originally "Bat Country"
Mia
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Beast and the Harlot" | "Pig and the Charlotte" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Bat Country" | "Balconies" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Nightmare" | "White Pears" | Eric V Mojica Jr |
| "Welcome To The Family" | "Welcome To Arkham Asylum" | SirensInMyHead |
| "Afterlife" | "Virtual Life" | Matthew Jerks |
| "Almost Easy" | "Still So Greasy" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Trashed and Scattered" | "Song of The Conficker" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Gunslinger" | "Outcast" | Kyung Phil Eum |
| "Psychosocial" | "Cereal" | Kyung Phil Eum |
| "Dancing Dead" | "Dancing Shit" | Kyung Phil Eum |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Walk | Walkers | Travis |
| Second Heartbeat | Defibrillators | Travis |
| Chapter Four | The Bible | Travis |
| Burn It Down | Cremation | Travis |
| Brompton Cocktail | Cocktails | Travis |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Unholy Confessions | Any Church | cp3noh |
| I Won't See You Tonight, Part 1 | Suicide Hotline | KaiserMonkey |
| I Won't See You Tonight | Divorce Attorney | retsehcekim |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Singin' In The Rain Gene Kelly | Acid Rain Avenged Sevenfold | Singin' In The Acid Rain Ouch... | Amanda |
| Here's To The Night Eve 6 | Nightmare Avenged Sevenfold | Here's To The Nightmare | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
| That's My Kind of Night Luke Bryan | Nightmare Avenged Sevenfold | That's My Kind of Nightmare | Insertnamehere |
| Nightmare Avenged Sevenfold | Night Moves Bob Seger | Nightmare Moves | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
My Avenged Romance
My Chemical Romance combined with Avenged Sevenfold
^ That would be my new favorite band right there.
Submitted By: Lizzie
A-Benged Twelvefold
Avenged Sevenfold combined with Ben Folds Five
Hahaa!! Just add the numbers together! (Also, the combined group would have eight total members, since Avenged Sevenfold actually contains five people, and Ben Folds Five was actually a trio.)
Submitted By: Gigi
Misheard Lyrics:
"Bat Country"
Misheard Lyrics: Can't you help me as I'm starting to burn
Too many doses, and I'm starting to get an erection Original Lyrics: Can't you help me as I'm starting to burn
Too many doses, and I'm starting to get an attraction | "Nightmare"
Misheard Lyrics: You should've known the price of emo
Original Lyrics: You should've known the price of evil
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"Strength of the World"
Misheard Lyrics: I s*** my pants
For those who'll die Original Lyrics: Ice in my veins
For those who'll die | "Hail To The King."
Misheard Lyrics: Kneel to the krill.
Original Lyrics: Kneel to the crown.
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"A Little Piece of Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be cold that's why I got a heater for your fries. Original Lyrics: 'Cause I really always knew that my little crime
Would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Isaac I wasn't paying attention closely to the song the first time I heard it, and I zoned in at this moment and heard "...would be cold, that's why I got a heater for your fries." Which actually makes more sense without the context. |
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Funniest Song Lyrics:
"A Little Piece Of Heavem "
The Funny Lyrics: 'Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
Why They're Funny: i just think its funny for some reason i and i know of a few others who think its funny cause come on 'heater for your thighs'? lol i just love it ^^
Submitted by: Alexi
| "Trashed And Scattered"
The Funny Lyrics: You're just raping yourself
Why They're Funny: right there... priceless
Submitted by: Stephanie
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"I Won't See You Tonight, Part 1"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Cry alone, I've gone away
No more nights, no more pain ... Please don't forget me or cry when I'm away. Why They're Inappropriate: Wait a minute. He tells him/her to 'cry alone'. Then he says, 'Please don't...cry when I'm away.' Make up your mind! My guess is that he was pissed at them when he started the song, but towards the end he wanted them not to feel bad??? Still, it's really contradictory.
Submitted by: KaiserMonkey
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"A Little Piece Of Heaven"
The Dirty Lyrics: She was never this good in bed when she was sleeping
Now She's Just so perfect i've never been quite so f***ing Deep in! Why They're Dirty: Basically his girlfriend who he killed is now better in bed when dead than she was when she was alive, telling us the 'groom' is into necrophilia
Submitted by: bedjy
| "A Little Peice Of Heaven"
The Dirty Lyrics: And I always really knew that my little crime
Would be cold thats why I got a heater for your thighs Why They're Dirty: this particular part of the song is about commiting necrophilia with the woman that he loved, this video pretty much sums the whole song up,and it's pretty twisted,but great.
Submitted by: Anna!
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Seize The Day"
Opening Lines: Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
Comments: Submitted by: sucka
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Scream"
The Lyrics: Woke animal felling sinside of me
I'll taste your blood tonight... Your arms by your side; there's no struggling Pleasure's all mine this time Why: The whole song talks about a man killing a girl right before having sex with her, and he feels no remorse whatsoever. He later says he'll do it again sometime. ("I'll hunt again one night") This guy is SCREWED UP!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
| "chapter four"
The Lyrics: I've come here to kill you
Won't leave untill you've died Murder born of vengeance I close my brother's eyes tonight.. Why: full of angerrrr..kindda scary, right? :)
Submitted by: N. Shadows
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Song Title Space Change:
"Blind Ed in Chains" originally "Blinded in Chains"
Submitted by: King Andrew
"Guns Linger" originally "Gunslinger"
Submitted by: Rhoda Dohr
"Forgot Ten Faces" originally "Forgotten Faces"
Apparently Matt has bad memory.
Submitted by: Lizzie
"Trash Ed And Scatter Ed " originally "Trashed And Scattered"
Submitted by: Peter
Band Name Anagrams:
Vegans Defend Love Submitted by: Liza Lott
...for meatless food
Seven Fang Veld Doe Submitted by: Avatarred And Feathered
Led Seven Fang Dove Submitted by: Avatarred And Feathered
Veld Evensong Fade Submitted by: Jake
Ed Evolves End Fang Submitted by: Jake
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Cart Bounty" originally "Bat Country"
Submitted by: Lydia Helton
"Bart County" originally "Bat Country"
Submitted by: Lydia Helton
"Brat County" originally "Bat Country"
Submitted by: Lydia Helton
"I Felt Fear" originally "Afterlife"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Fair Fleet" originally "Afterlife"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Exist" Length: 15:41
Submitted by: Evan
"Chapter Four" Length: 5:43
Submitted by: hhnfan
"Streets" Length: 7:07
Submitted by: hhnfan
"Turn The Other Way" Length: 5:36
Submitted by: hhnfan
"A Little Piece of Heaven" Length: 8:01
A song about love. Love, that is, for a girl. A girl that gets stabbed. And then has her corpse used as a sex toy. And reanimates as a pissed off zombie. And stabs her boyfriend. And has a feeding frenzy of a wedding.
Submitted by: E5319
There are additional Super Long Pop Songs available.
Song Title Acrostics:
ER: "Eternal Rest"
Submitted by: hnsykes
BID: "Burn It Down"
Submitted by: Travis
BATH: "Beast And The Harlot"
Submitted by: Travis
ALP, OH?: "A Little Piece Of Heaven"
Submitted by: Travis
ER: "Eternal Rest"
Abbreviations for 'Emergency Room'.
Submitted by: Lizzie
Hidden Messages:
"Blinded In Chains"
And in another part, in the background, you can hear someone say "I see another side in you but there's not much more I can do from on the outside looking in your government is listenin' to push you on the story of immortal father mortal son give them your mind and all your wealth the cycle will rebirth itself"
Submitted by: Travis
"Blinded In Chains"
In the background of one part you can hear someone say "And as clowns you follow suit behind the blood between the red and white and blue but it's too deep for you to see and everyone eventually will take the step cause it's in sight you take the left I'll take the right I feel the hate you've built for me and I say pay attention baby"
Submitted by: Travis
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
The series "Game Of Thrones"
One of the themes of the show is revenge.
Submitted by: Opie M.
Missing Parts:
"Chapter Four"
Where is chapter 1-3?
Submitted by: Travis
