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Fun Music Information -> Ben Harper
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Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Jaya - Submitted by: Eric Andrews
- Ellery Walker - Submitted by: Eric Andrews
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Diamonds On The Thin Side" | "Diamonds On The Inside" | Toni Minot |
| "Demons On The Inside" | "Diamonds On The Inside" | Toni Monot |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Steal My Kisses," | Unless he means Hershey's Kisses, which I doubt! | Larcen Tyler |
| "Widow of a Living Man," | Only dead men can have widows. | Carla Jorgensen |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Lonely Life," Jackie Wilson | "Another Lonely Day," Ben Harper | |
| "More," Usher | "Less," Ben Harper | |
| "The Three Of Us," Ben Harper | "Abraham, Martin And John," Dion | |
| "The Three Of Us," Ben Harper | "Roger, Ed And Gus," Tommy Dee | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Two Hands Of A Payer" originally "Two Hands Of A Player"
Salvador Dali Parton
"Two Hands Of A Layer" originally "Two Hands Of A Player"
Salvador Dali Parton
"Seal My Kisses" originally "Steal My Kisses"
Regina Olsen
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Window Of A Living Man" originally "Widow Of A Living Man"
More possible than the original
Carla Jorgensen
"Two Hands Of A Sprayer" originally "Two Hands Of A Prayer"
Regina Haniger
Change a Letter:
"Widow Of A Loving Man" originally "Widow Of A Living Man"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Widow Of A Giving Man" originally "Widow Of A Living Man"
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Steal My Hisses" originally "Steal My Kisses"
The concept of stealing either is questionable.
Naomi Swanson
"Two Hands Of A Player" originally "Two Hands Of A Prayer"
Regina Haniger
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Burn One Down | Marijuana Anonymous | Mr Stiffy |
| Please Bleed | ICU | Chynna |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Brown Eyed Girl Van Morrison | Brown Eyed Blues Ben Harper | Brown Eyed Girl Blues Sounds like a sad Hank Williams Sr. song! | Isac |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Ben Harper's Bizarre
Ben Harper combined with Harpers Bizarre
Submitted By: Tim
Misheard Lyrics:
"Diamonds On The Inside"
Misheard Lyrics: I knew a girl
Her name was Truth She was a w***e and a liar Original Lyrics: I knew a girl
Her name was Truth She was a horrible liar | "Widow of a Living Man"
Misheard Lyrics: Mama, why does he fear he's been told?
Why does he act like he's mold? How long will he sit seated in the tide? Does he think that he is blind? He is a ditto, he is a ditto Of human kind. Original Lyrics: Mama, why does he treat me so cold?
Why do I feel so old? How long has he treated me unkind? Have I always been so blind? I am widow, I am a widow Of a living man. |
"Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics: Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
That's what you do with lots of fluff Stuff can be buried in ground New days are yet to be found. Original Lyrics: Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
That's what's become of our love and trust Hush, don't you make a sound You're gonna let me down. | "Jah Work"
Misheard Lyrics: Tell me do you really want to be cute and tan
'Cause a car speaks louder, be a polished man Why would you settle for any other plan You're a high class hopeful, American Man. Original Lyrics: Tell me do you really know your brother man
'Cause a heart speaks louder than a color can Why would you even shake a brother's hand If you're not going to help him stand? |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Diamonds On The Inside"
Misheard Lyrics: I knew a girl
Her name was Truth She was a w***e and a liar Original Lyrics: I knew a girl
Her name was Truth She was a horrible liar |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Dannn My friends and I thought those were the real lyrics, but I think it's funny and ironic either way. |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"With My Own Two Hands"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: With our own two hands
Why They're Nonsensical: If there's more than one person, there's going to be more than two hands. Kinda makes me wonder if Ben has multiple personalities.
Submitted by: Erin
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Song Title Space Change:
"Two Hand Sofa Prayer" originally "Two Hands Of A Prayer"
Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
Band Name Anagrams:
Bar Her Pen Submitted by: Anna Graham
Hen Bar Rep Submitted by: Lisa B.
Her Bar Pen Submitted by: That Guy Over There
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Keel Sty Misses" originally "Steal My Kisses"
Submitted by: Ned MacCamden
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Penn Harbour originally "Ben Harper"
Submitted by: Heck Noover Nuck
