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I've Been reading about reincarnation, and the buddhists say we come back as animals and they refer to them as lesser beings, theyre just like us. So i say f*ck the buddhists! This may sound like a contradition, but I like that in some ways things will always be the same. We'll always put a raincoat on when it rains and in a bathing suit when we go to the beach. And there will always be pop music. At the end of the day, people want to sit down and write about what's happened and what they're hoping for. It's so natural. - Seventeen magazine- September 1997 I've always been happy, silly, sad, boring, furious, ecstatic, in love, the whole scale, all at the same time, it doesnt make me unhappy, if you see what I mean. - The Times-July 2001 'I f*cking wake up in the morning with a far too big heart, I don't know what to do with it really. I love so many people so deeply that I can happily die now. It's scary. It's so scary it's outrageous. If it wasnt for my kid I would...emotionally-wise, I think I've achieved as much I think I can achieve. For anyone to communicate, you have to make an effort. Whether you're born in Idaho with American TV or in Guatemala, you'll always have to fight certain barriers to communicate. For the first few years I sang, I used no words. Then very slowly I started throwing one or two Icelandic words in there. When I was eighteen I did my first tour abroad and I would translate one or two words into English, sing the rest in Icelandic and do noises as well. Communication is about energy. That's how we are and the language sometimes doesn't matter all that much. That was some time ago. I'd shaved my eyebrows, I was very pregnant and I exposed my belly on a TV show, performing in my band KUKL, a jazz punk thing. Apparently the combination was too much for some viewers. One woman had a heart attack while she was watching and sued me. Fortunately, she lost! Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Q: What does Bjork do when she's naughty? A: She watches pjorn! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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Also known as: Bjork Gudmundsdottir. Submitted by: Marcus van der Meer
Also known as: Bjork Gudmundsdottir. Submitted by: Bobo
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Big Slime Technicality" | "Big Time Sensuality" | Iceland |
"Big Time Sexuality" | "Big Time Sensuality" | Redlocks |
"The PMS Song" | "An Army Of Me" | sherock |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Venus As A Boy," | A planet can not be a person. | Mattias |
"Sun In My Mouth," | She wants us thinking her mouth's that big?!? | Naomi Swanson |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Enjoy The Silence," Depeche Mode | "It's Oh So Quiet," Bjork | |
"On The Moon," A.A. Bondy | "It's Oh So Quiet," Bjork | |
"Nobody's Home," Avril Lavigne | "It's Oh So Quiet," Bjork | |
"Nobody's Here," Devin Townsend | "It's Oh So Quiet," Bjork | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Hunter" | "Hessian" | Monstermaster13 |
"Bachelorette" | "Flatulence" | Starscream |
"Pagan Poetry" | "WereElvis Symphony" | As |
"All Is Full Of Love" | "Gormless Relatives" | Nib Oswald |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Army of Me | Technical Support or Any help line | Sean Lazar |
Bachelorette | Dating Agency | Blethar |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
It's Impossible Perry Como | Possibly Maybe Bjork | It's Impossibly Maybe | Gretchen Wieners |
Impossible Charlatans UK | Possibly Maybe Bjork | Impossibly Maybe | Gretchen Wieners |
One Man Army Our Lady Peace | Army Of Me Bjork | One Man Army Of Me | Josh |
Truly, Madly, Deeply Savage Garden | Possibly, Maybe Bjork | Truly, Possibly, Madly, Maybe, Deeply Attack of the Adverbs! ;D | Chibi |
There are additional Bjork duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"Army Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics: And if you complain once more, you'll meet an arm in your knee
or And if you complain once more, you'll meet an arm in your teeth Original Lyrics: And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
| "Hunter"
Misheard Lyrics: I’ll bring back a goose
But I don’t know when Original Lyrics: I'll bring back the goods
But I don't know when |
"It's Oh So Quiet"
Misheard Lyrics: The sky is scorched and I got hit
Original Lyrics: This guy is gorge and I got hit
| "Big Time Sensuality"
Misheard Lyrics: It takes courage to enjoy the end
Then woohoo! And we turn to a big time sensuality Original Lyrics: It takes courage to enjoy it
The hardcore and the gentle Big time sensuality |
There are additional Bjork misheard lyrics available. |
"Crying"
Misheard Lyrics: Frankenstein needs you
Original Lyrics: Crying 'cause I need you
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jeffrey If you've never heard Bjork's mangled English, it may sound like s stretch to mangle the lyric this way. If you have, you'll know that MOST of her lyrics are incomprehensible without subtitles or sheet music. |
There are additional Bjork misheard stories available. |
"Jóga"
The Repetitive Lyrics: state of emergency...
Why They're Repetitive: It continues on and on...till it wears out. I love the song though, it's just it's more special when I hear that once.
Submitted by: Mattias
| "Hunter"
The Repetitive Lyrics: i'm going hunter
i'm the hunter i'm the hunter Why They're Repetitive: I love this song ok, but it kinda annoys me a bit at the end where Bjork sounds like she's just talking. 'I'm the hunter...'
Submitted by: Mattias
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"Human Behaviour"
Opening Lines: If you ever get close to a human and human behaviour
Comments: Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
| "I Miss You"
Opening Lines: I miss you, but I haven't met you yet
Comments: Submitted by: Mattias
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There are additional Bjork spelling lyrics available. |
"Possibly Maybe"
The Lyrics: mon petit volcan
Why: "my little volcano" in French
Submitted by: Mattias
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