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Band Name Origins:
- Actually 'The Bloodhound Gang' was a segment on the science for kids show '3 2 1 Contact'. It did feature kids solving mysteries, like the OP said, though. Submitted by: bcullman
- The Bloodhound Gang was kids show PBS where kids solve mysterys Submitted by: Mr.T
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Fire Water Burn" | The words are in there but are never sung together. - Opie M. |
| "The Bad Touch" | You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. - Brian Kelly |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Ballad Of Chase Elaine" | "Ballad Of Chasey Lain" | Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit |
| "Ballad Of Chasey Lane" | "Ballad Of Chasey Lain" | Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit |
| "Hang Your Head Down Low (And Smell The Roses)" | "Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)" | Funny |
| "Bad Torch" | "Bad Touch" | animal |
| "Dope" | "Mope" | ThrasherZ |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "If Looks Could Kill," Heart | "I Hope You Die," The Bloodhound Gang | |
| "Fire," Pointer Sisters | "Fire Water Burn," Bloodhound Gang | |
| "Tomorrow's Food," Incubus | "Yummy Down On This," Bloodhound Gang | |
| "Can You Hear What I'm Saying?," Toto | "Hell Yeah," Bloodhound Gang | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"The Bad Ouch" originally "The Bad Touch"
Pam Tabor
"The Ad Touch" originally "The Bad Touch"
Pam Tabor
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"No Heard Feelings" originally "No Hard Feelings"
Feelings should be seen, not heard.
Rosie Finch
"Ballad Of Chasey Latin" originally "Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Scarlett Lopez
"The Bard Touch" originally "The Bad Touch"
Josh
"The Bald Touch" originally "The Bad Touch"
That Guy Over There
"The Bad Touche" originally "The Bad Touch"
Genevieve
Change a Letter:
"Bad Torch" originally "Bad Touch"
Stinky McStinkface
"No Hard Peelings" originally "No Hard Feelings"
Eat only fruits that are easy to peel.
Marcia Todd
"No Hand Feelings" originally "No Hard Feelings"
Uh, my hands are going numb!
Marcia Todd
"Hell Year" originally "Hell Yeah"
Hopefully next year will be better!
Carmen Nunki
"Dummy Down On This" originally "Yummy Down On This"
Would better fit The Bloodhound Gang.
Mr. nasty
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "My Dad Says That's For Pussies" | "My Mom Blames All On Donald" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
| "The Bad Touch" | "The Bot Touch" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Bad Touch" | "The TSA Touch" | Immoral Liberal |
| "Fire Water Burn" | "Cereal Ode" | MO |
| "The Bad Touch" | "The Bad Flicks" | carly_carlz |
| "The Ballad Of Chaisey Lain" | "The Ballad Of Jimmy Pop" | Paskkal |
| "The Bad Touch" | "The Bad Dates" | Below Average Dave |
| "The Bad Touch" | "The Harsh Cough" | Matthias |
| "Mope" | "V.O." | Agrimorfee |
| "Ballad of Chasey Lain" | "Ballad of Remy Rat" | Agrimorfee |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| The Bad Touch | Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch | BobyBird 7:18 |
| I Hope You Die | Contract Killing | Boby MFn Bird |
| Why Is Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? | Clearisil/OXY-10 | rockrap |
| Go Down | Safe Sex | KJ |
| Bad Touch | The Discovery Channel | raprock |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| "I Hope You Die" | Your local home for the elderly | DumbAngel |
| The Bad Touch | Tiger Wood's Answering Machine | carly_carlz |
| Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo | Peace Activists Office | djmskat |
| Yellow Fever | Any Asian-owned business | Ingeborg S. Nordén |
| The Bad Touch | Child Molestation Hotline | Danielle |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| You Had Me Joss Stone | I Hope You Die Bloodhound Gang | You Had Me, (Now) I Hope You Die Wow, that's heavy duty. Hatred. How'd we get to wishing death so fast? | BobyBird 7:18 |
| Shut Up & Kiss Me Mary Chapin Carpenter | Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny The Bloodhound Gang | Shut Up & Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny | Eric Andrews |
| I Hope You Die Bloodhound Gang | Die Another Day Madonna | I Hope You Die Another Day | Little Old Lady Hu |
| I Hope You Die The Bloodhound Gang | I Hope You Dance Lee Ann Womack | I Hope You Die While Dancing | Edward |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Bloodrock Hound Gang
Bloodrock combined with Bloodhound Gang
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Temple Of The Bloodhound Dog Gang
Temple Of The Dog combined with Bloodhound Gang
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
The Sugarhill Bloodhound Gang
The Sugarhill Gang combined with The Bloodhound Gang
Submitted By: Jim Shorts
The Redbone Bloodhound Gang
Redbone combined with The Bloodhound Gang
Submitted By: Raphael
There are additional Bloodhound Gang Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics: You and me, Lady A
Original Lyrics: You and me, baby ain't
| "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics: Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows when we'll stop
Hieroglyphics, let me be specific, I wanna be down in your sausage But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean meets Small Cr*p Advisory Original Lyrics: Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your south seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means Small Craft Advisory |
"The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics: You and me, DVD, nothing but mamuso,
So let's do it like they do in the Discovery Channel. Original Lyrics: You and me, baby ain't, nothin' but mammals,
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. | "The Bad Touch"
Misheard Lyrics: Let’s do it like they do it
Only on the Disney Channel Original Lyrics: Let’s do it like they do it
On the Discovery Channel |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Misheard Lyrics: Dear Tracy Elaine I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan,
Original Lyrics: Dear Chasey Lane I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan,
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Tracy Elaine Due to my name people swear that they are saying my name and think it is hilarious to sing it to me....IT'S NOT! IT GETS OLD! I actually love bloodhound gang music even this song ...as long as it is sung right! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"The Bad Touch"
Better Lyrics:
You and me maybe just nothin' but mammals
But they don't do it at all on the Discovery Channel
(I'm serious now)
You and me maybe just nothin' but mammals
But you'd have better luck watching the Sky Nature channel
(Watch it with me now)
But they don't do it at all on the Discovery Channel
(I'm serious now)
You and me maybe just nothin' but mammals
But you'd have better luck watching the Sky Nature channel
(Watch it with me now)
Original Lyrics:
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"The Bad Touch"
Better Lyrics:
You and me might be just nothing but mammals
But they don't do it at all on the Discovery Channel
But they don't do it at all on the Discovery Channel
Original Lyrics:
You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Fire Water Burn"
The Funny Lyrics: Fire, Water
Burn Mother F***er burn! Why They're Funny: Are they running a fire department or a luxury resort?
Submitted by: Celeste
| "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk"
The Funny Lyrics: You're pretty when I'm drunk,
You're pretty when I'm drunk... Why They're Funny: Yeah, this was pretty funny.. And even more than that, when my ex-boyfriend sang it to me on the phone, I even thought it was funny then...
Submitted by: MarySue
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"The Bad Touch"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You and me baby, ain't nothing but mamals,
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel. Why They're Repetitive: Okay! You're a mammal so give a rest already.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Three Point One Four"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Vagina
Why They're Repetitive: Once is enough!
Submitted by: Miles
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| There are additional repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston Why They're Nonsensical: This is the actual correct lyrics! (didja get the innuendo?) Its sad because it makes so much sense even though its so darn nonsensical! you should try the rest of the song...
Submitted by: Little Sock
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"No Hard Feelings"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I'm missing you like a hijacked flight on september 11th
Why They're Inappropriate: When I first heard this lyric it surprised me of course. Now I didnt lose anyone in that tragedy and Im sorry for anyone who did but hey...its about september 11th in that way...it seems inappropriate to me. But then again...this is what Bloodhound Gang is known for.
Submitted by: Andy
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Fire Water Burn"
The Dated Lyrics: Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
Why They're Dated: Pluto is no longer classified as a planet.
Submitted by: Steve
| "The Bad Touch"
The Dated Lyrics: Yes, I'm Siskel, Yes, I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up
Why They're Dated: Gene Siskel kicked the bucket, so if they wanted to be accurate now, they'd have to say, "Yes, I'm Ebert, yes, I'm Roeper."
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
The Dirty Lyrics: Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet
Why They're Dirty: This whole song is sexual innuendos. Ham wallet? You know what that is. and the term whoopee stickshouldn't even need explaining. Even the video has phallic images. Look at the car in the beginning and it is shaped like a bannana. Or something else, hint hint.
Submitted by: Roo
| "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
The Dirty Lyrics: innuendo in the end-o my intend-o
Why They're Dirty: all the lyrics are innuendos for putting a you-know-what in the you-know-where, but this is the line that really got me, haha, almost all the bloodhound songs are like this...i think they may be sex addicts.
Submitted by: Anna!!!!!!
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| There are additional dirty lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Dear Chasey Lain"
The Lyrics: Dear Chasey Lain
I want to explain I'm your biggest fan Who They Mention: Chasey Lain
Submitted by: Tarzan
| "Fire Water Burn"
The Lyrics: But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist And Webster yeah Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-christ. Who They Mention: Telly Savalas (Kojak)
Submitted by: newrock
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| There are additional celebrity lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"The Bad Touch"
The Lyrics: Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip
Product Brand Name: Mr. Coffee Coffee Makers
Submitted by: DrMonstaa
| "Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss"
The Lyrics: Serious Levis, so tight, can't be classified
Product Brand Name: Levi jeans
Submitted by: Alex
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| There are additional product lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"Firewater Burn" originally "Fire Water Burn"
Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Ball Ad Of Chasey Lain" originally "Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
Song Title Anagrams:
"Hie, I Dope You" originally "I Hope You Die"
Better than hoping someone dies
Submitted by: Paula Bland
"Save A Pin, Lynn" originally "Pennsylvania"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Spin Any Navel" originally "Pennsylvania"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Navy In Naples" originally "Pennsylvania"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Spy Lena In Van" originally "Pennsylvania"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"The Bad Touch"
The Lyrics: I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Why: Waffle House restaurant chain
Submitted by: Alex
| "The Bad Touch"
The Lyrics: Sweat baby sweat baby s*x is a Texas drought
Why: Texas
Submitted by: Alex
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Yellow Fever"
A song about Jimmy Pop having sex with an Asian woman. Was originally released under the Republic Records label of One Fierce Beer Coaster, but was omitted from the album's re-release under the Geffen Records label two months later for being too graphic.
Submitted by: TurdFerguson
"Yellow Fever"
A song about Jimmy Pop having sex with an Asian woman. Was originally released under the Republic Records label of One Fierce Beer Coaster, but was omitted from the album's re-release under the Geffen Records label two months later for being too graphic.
Submitted by: TurdFerguson
"Foxtroit Uniform Charlie Kilo"
This song is banned by the FCC for sexual references and the fact is NATO code for "f***". The video has also been controversial because its profane sexual content.
Submitted by: Cory
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Kiss Fee Where It Smells Money" originally "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny"
Submitted by: Lori Tirol
"Miss Key Where It Smells Funny" originally "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny"
Submitted by: Lori Tirol
"Wire Botter Fern" originally "Fire Water Burn"
Botter = type of sailing ship used for fishing
Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
"Ballad Of Lacy Chain" originally "Ballad Of Chasey Lain"
Submitted by: Flora Rolf
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Lift Your Head Up High and Blow Your Brains Out"
The Lyrics: Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
Why: This is supposed to be taken tongue-in-cheek, like most of BHG's songs. The second part of the lyric/title totally contradicts the first part. And the happy music masks the true intentions of Jimmy Pop.
Submitted by: Rocky
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Hidden Tracks:
"Hidden track on Use Your Fingers album"
Track 20 contains the soundtrack from an unidentified gay porno movie. (Ewww!)
Submitted by: Agrimorfee
"Hidden Tracks"
After the final listed track on the album Hooray For Boobies, there are a few tracks of outtakes from the sessions, highlighted by two opera singers trying to sing "Hooray for boobies!" without cracking up.
Submitted by: Agrimorfee
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
The show 3-2-1 Contact
For the segments "The Bloodhound Gang".
Submitted by: Archie C.
Dog food
Submitted by: BECKER
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"Hell Yeah"
The Lyrics: Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in Seven
Why: Seven is a movie starring Kevin Spacey as a serial killer and Brad Pitt as a cop.
Submitted by: Doggy
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| There are additional TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics available. | |
