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Bobby Bare, Tom T. HallAlso known as: Robert Joseph Bare. Submitted by: Country
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life," | Life isn't a football game & Jesus isn't a kicker. | Fiona Pear |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"And When I Die," Blood, Sweat & Tears | "Another Love Has Ended," Bobby Bare | |
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi | "Miller's Cave," Bobby Bare | |
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi | "Streets Of Baltimore," Bobby Bare | |
"What's Your Name?," Lynyrd Skynyrd | "Lorena," Bobby Bare | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Streets Of Baltimore" | "Kimi's Lost In Baltimore" | Stephen |
"All-American Boy" | "Lord Protectorin' Boy" | Michael Pacholek |
"Detroit City" | "Crawford City" | Michael McVey |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Quaaludes Again | Bill Cosby's answering machine | Tarzan |
Drop-Kick Me, Jesus (Through the Goalposts of Life) | Sports injury clinic; American Atheists; any non-Christian religious group | Ingeborg S. Nordén |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Steak For Chicken The Moldy Peaches | Chicken Every Sunday Bobby Bare | Steak For Chicken Every Sunday | Jacqui O'Day |
I'm That Chick Mariah Carey | Chicken Every Sunday Bobby Bare | I'm That Chicken Every Sunday | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
Do The Funky Chicken Rufus Thomas | Chicken Every Sunday Bobby Bare | Do The Funky Chicken Every Sunday | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
Sunday Bloody Sunday U2 | Chicken Every Sunday Bobby Bare | Sunday Bloody Chicken Every Sunday | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"Tequila Sheila"
Misheard Lyrics: I crossed the border and I beat the dealer
For all of them golden warheads. Original Lyrics: I crossed the border and I beat the dealer
For all the damn gold in Juarez. | "The Winner"
Misheard Lyrics: Mine rolled away like chiggers down the street in San Antone
Original Lyrics: Mine rolled away like Chicklets down the street in San Antone
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"Drop Kick Me Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics: Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalpost supply.
Original Lyrics: Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life.
| "Four Strong Winds"
Misheard Lyrics: Four strong winds that blow lonely
Seven seas that run dry. Original Lyrics: Four strong winds that blow lonely
Seven seas that run high. |
"The Winner"
Misheard Lyrics: Mine rolled away like chiggers down the street in San Antone
Original Lyrics: Mine rolled away like Chicklets down the street in San Antone
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jim P Tiger Man telling what happened to his real teeth. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Drinkin' and Druggin' and Watchin' T.V."
The Lyrics: In the flickin' T.V. light we're goin' to Hell
Makin' love off the sound off the PTL Jim Bakker can see what you're doin' to me Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' T.V. Who They Mention: Jim Bakker
Submitted by: Tarzan
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"Quaaludes Again"
The Lyrics: She fumbles and stumbles and falls down the stairs
Makes love to the leg of the dining room chair She's ready for animals, women or men She's doin' Quaaludes again Product Brand Name: Quaalude Prescriptions
Submitted by: Tarzan
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"The Streets Of Baltimore"
The Lyrics: Her heart was filled with laughter when she saw those city lights
She said the prettiest place on earth is Baltimore at night Well a man feels proud to give his woman what she's longing for And I kind of liked the streets of Baltimore Why: Baltimore, Maryland
Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Streets Of Baltimore"
The Lyrics: I sold the farm to take my woman where she longed to be.
We left our kin and all our friends back there in Tennessee. I bought those one-way tickets she had often begged me for. And they took us to the streets of Baltimore> Why: Refers to the U.S. state of Tennessee, and to the city of Baltimore, Maryland.
Submitted by: Lori Tirol
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"Drinkin' and Druggin' and Watchin' T.V."
The Lyrics: In the flickin' T.V. light we're goin' to Hell
Makin' love off the sound of the PTL Jim Bakker can see what you're doin' to me Drinkin' and druggin' and watchin' T.V. Why: The PTL Club
Submitted by: Tarzan
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