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Fun Music Information -> Celine Dion
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These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Celion Dion, Celion Delion, Celine Dion with Andrea Bocelli, Celine Dion & Peabo Bryson/Jump 5, Celine DeonJokes:
Celine Dion had a bout with amnesia a few years ago, but, thankfully, she has made a full recovery, and is perfectly healthy. She even wrote a song about it; "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" Submitted by: Jeff Williams
| What's the difference between Celine Dion and a dried plumb? One is a shriveled up prune an old man eats, and the other is a fruit. Submitted by: jethro
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| There are additional music jokes available. | |
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Celine Marie Claudette Dion . Submitted by: sparklingrain678
Also known as: Marie Claudette Celine Dion. Submitted by: Red gurken
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Celine The Wounded Feline. Submitted by: Whatever We Did 2 U, Canada - We're Sorry!
Known informally as: Sea Lion Dyin'. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Rene-Charles - I like these names apart, but together, they just don't sound too good. Submitted by: Lisandra
- Rene-Charles Angelil - Named after his father, AAHHHHHHHH!!! Submitted by: Chelsea Vaughn
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Des fleurs sur la neige" | This was a Quebecois TV miniseries from 1991, which Celine starred in just as her English-language singing career was taking off (with "Where Does My Heart Beat Now"). She also played herself on an episode of "Touched By An Angel." Her acting is rather wooden (very unlike her singing) but I've seen worse. - Chris |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Heavenly Goddess of Wine | Celine=Heavenly & Dion=Dionysius(God of wine) | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Canuck Icon | Pop icon was born in Québec, in Canada | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Drove Alright" | "I Drove All Night" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "I Strove All Night" | "I Drove All Night" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "My Nose Will Blow On" | "My Heart Will Go On" | Rachel Lamb |
| "My Fart Will Go On" | "My Heart Will Go On" | Splinter |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I'm Your Angel," | No human is an angel. | Heather Brockwell |
| "My Heart Will Go On," | Not without the rest of the body! | Psycho Librarian |
| "Touched By An Angel," | Impossible unless Michael Jackson is now an angel. | Silver Power |
| "Love Can Move Mountains," | Natalie Snortman |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Nobody's Home," Avril Lavigne | "All By Myself," Celine Dion | |
| "Same Old Lang Syne," Dan Fogelberg | "Another Year Has Gone By," Celine Dion | |
| "Ti Amo," Laura Branigan | "I Love You," Celine Dion | |
| "Birthday," The Beatles | "Another Year Has Gone By," Celine Dion | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"I Dove All Night" originally "I Drove All Night"
Dove (verb) = alternate past tense of dive
Wendy Torrance
"It's Al Coming Back To Me Now" originally "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Candy Welty
"Because You Love Me" originally "Because You Loved Me"
A letter removal changes past tense to present!
Serafina
"My Heat Will Go On" originally "My Heart Will Go On"
Jen
"Immorality" originally "Immortality"
Naomi Swanson
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Fit's All Coming Back To Me Now" originally "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Watch that temper Celine.
Peter
"It's Fall Coming Back To Me Now" originally "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
(Please no dated comments in the commentary field)
Peter
"Itt's All Coming Back To Me Now" originally "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Dion just loves hairy guys?
Peter
"If You Asked Me Too" originally "If You Asked Me To"
Same sound, totally different meaning
Serafina
"Because You Loved Men" originally "Because You Loved Me"
Random Madeupperson
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Love Can Move Fountains" originally "Love Can Move Mountains"
Naomi Swanson
"Dove Can Move Mountains" originally "Love Can Move Mountains"
Naomi Swanson
"Lore Can Move Mountains" originally "Love Can Move Mountains"
Naomi Swanson
"Lode Can Move Mountains" originally "Love Can Move Mountains"
Naomi Swanson
"Lobe Can Move Mountains" originally "Love Can Move Mountains"
Naomi Swanson
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Aug 30
a parody of "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" by Celine Dion
With so much to see on a theater trip, we just can't afford the $249 ticket price for the musical "Bat Out of Hell" - so we wonder, how bad can the affordable $50 seats way upstairs be?
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Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "My Heart Will Go On" | "My Cold Will Be Gone (a Song Of Hope For Sickness To Be Gone)" | Random Idiot |
| "My Heart Will Go on" | "Our Search Will Go On" | The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy |
| "Flying On My Own" | "Training On My Own" | D-Boz |
| "Loved Me Back to Life" | "Awful Apple Pie" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Ashes" | "Glasses" | Blaydeman |
| "My Heart Will Go On" | "PC Won't Turn On" | LPG-Unit |
| "My Heart Will Go On" | "My Parked Car Is Lost" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "The Heart Goes On" | "The Boat Is Gone" | Dave Ferretti |
| "That's The Way It Is" | "That's Who Jesus Is" | JD1611 |
| "Beauty and The Beast" | "Don't Buy Their CD's (Revisited 2014)" | D-Boz |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Because You Love Me | Zales | Gary |
| It's All Coming Back to Me Now | Memory loss medication | woolfie |
| I'm Your Lady | Engagment Rings | Paige |
| My Heart Will Go On | Organ Donor | retsehcekim |
| My Heart Will Go On | Heart Medication | Bollingball |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| It's All Coming Back to Me Now | Amnesiac's Support Line | Tatiana |
| My Heart Will Go On | National Heart Donors Registry Listing Order | Tatiana |
| My Heart Will Go On | National Suicide Prevention Lifeline | MC Blargenfedibblenohip |
| My Heart Will Go On | Cardiac Science | The Nerd |
| Where Does My Heart Beat Now? | Organ Donor Clinic | little jen |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| My Head And My Heart Ava Max | My Heart Will Go On Celine Dion | My Head And My Heart Will Go On | Ariane |
| She Hates Me Puddle Of Mudd | Because You Loved Me Celine Dion | She Hates Me Because You Loved Me She's just jealous! | Jacynthia Maries |
| I Wonder Why Curtis Stigers | I'm Alive Celine Dion | I Wonder Why I'm Alive Deep and philosophical ... | Jacynthia Maries |
| I Love You Because Jim Reeves | Because You Loved Me Celine Dion | I Love You Because You Loved Me Impossible duet; Jim died before Celine was born. | Peter |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Celine Dionne Warwick
Celine Dion combined with Dionne Warwick
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Celine Dion & The Belmonts
Celine Dion combined with Dion & The Belmonts
Submitted By: Mickey D.
Dion Purple
Celine Dion combined with Deep Purple
Submitted By: Anonymous Bob
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Drove All Night"
Misheard Lyrics: Trouble man
Original Lyrics: I drove all night
| "Think Twice"
Misheard Lyrics: A book in your eyes
Original Lyrics: I look in your eyes
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"Because You Loved Me"
Misheard Lyrics: You gave me a flame 'cause you believed.
Original Lyrics: You gave me faith 'cause you believed.
| "My Heart Will Go On"
Misheard Lyrics: You're here, there's nothing out here
Original Lyrics: You're here, there's nothing I fear
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"A New Day Has Come"
Misheard Lyrics: A new day has gone
Original Lyrics: A new day has come
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I was thinking things have come and gone! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"My Heart Will Go On"
Better Lyrics:
Every night in my bathroom
I blow chunks real fa-a-ar
That is how I know I am ill
I blow chunks real fa-a-ar
That is how I know I am ill
Original Lyrics:
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on
Submitted by: AmishVomitCake
"It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Better Lyrics:
They're all selling crack to me now
Original Lyrics:
It's all coming back to me now
Submitted by: Dr. Angelo
"My Heart Will Go On"
Better Lyrics:
You're here
What more can I fear
What more can I fear
Original Lyrics:
You're here
There's nothing to fear
There's nothing to fear
Submitted by: dUtCh_GuRl
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
The Funny Lyrics: All the tears turned to dust
Why They're Funny: She must possess magical powers for something like this to happen.
Submitted by: Carrie
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"My Heart Will Go On"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Love was when I loved you
Why They're Nonsensical: Naw...really?!
Submitted by: Captain Obvious
| "Beacuse You Loved Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Baby I don't that much
But I know this much is true Why They're Nonsensical: I'm confused. Wouldn't that being knowing much?
Submitted by: Franny
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"I Drove All Night"
The Dirty Lyrics: 'Woke you from your sleep, to make love to you.
Why They're Dirty: Ït says it all right there.
Submitted by: Ashley
| "Its All Coming Back To Me Now"
The Dirty Lyrics: 'there were nights of endless passion,
they were more than any laws allowed' Why They're Dirty: This means that she had oral sex with the guy, in some states it is illegal to have oral sex, this is what this is referring to
Submitted by: David
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"seh-LEEN dee-ON
Submitted by: Alma
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"That's the Way It Is (1999)"
The Song Lyrics: When you want it the most
There's no easy way out Song They Mention: "No Easy Way Out" by Robert Tepper (1985)
Submitted by: Cody Finke
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"If I Could"
Opening Lines: If I could, I'd protect you from the sadness in your eyes
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "When I Fall In Love"
Opening Lines: When I fall in love, it will be forever
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"I'd Rove All Night" originally "I Drove All Night"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
"It's All Coming Back To Men, Ow!" originally "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"For Get Me Not" originally "Forget Me Not"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Dance With My Fat Her" originally "Dance With My Father"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Where Does My Heart Be At Now" originally "Where Does My Heart Beat Now"
Oh, dear Celine's heart has fallen out of her.
Submitted by: Peter
There are additional Song Title Space Change available.
Band Name Anagrams:
Coined Line Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Coiled Nine Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Codeine Nil Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Dice Online Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Online Dice Submitted by: Nancy
Good for playing an online game!
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Woolly Nightmare" originally "My Heart Will Go On"
Submitted by: Air McMahon
"Willy The Ram, Go On" originally "My Heart Will Go On"
Submitted by: Scarlett Lopez
"Thy Mare Will Go On" originally "My Heart Will Go On"
Submitted by: Scarlett Lopez
"It's All Coming Back To Women" originally "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"
Submitted by: Alina
"If You Asked Tom E." originally "If You Asked Me To"
Submitted by: Alexis
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Water From The Moon"
The Lyrics: Do I gotta get water from the Moon (water from the Moon) What do I gotta do To make you love me (make you love me) Do I gotta turn the sand into the sea Is that what you want from me I've done everything that I can do But get water from the Moon
Why: "Water From The Moon" was a 1993 hit for Celine Dion. It casts Celine as a woman who can't get a guy to admit he loves her, or about as well as trying to get blood from a turnip or "water from the moon". It again is a song that mentions the Earth's only natural satellite, the Moon.
Submitted by: Peter
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Song Title Acrostics:
T'POL: "The Power Of Love"
'Star Trek' fans know about T'Pol.
Submitted by: MOR
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"More Get Knee Fought" originally "Forget Me Not"
Submitted by: Lefty Lucy
"More Get Knee Fought" originally "Forget Me Not"
Submitted by: Lefty Lucy
"Forget Knee Mott" originally "Forget Me Not"
Submitted by: Lefty Lucy
"Rye Dove All Night" originally "I Drove All Night"
How can rye dive?
Submitted by: Roy R. Pryor
"Di, Rove All Night" originally "I Drove All Night"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.
Performers with Handicaps:
"Stiff-person syndrome"
Dion formally announced that she suffers from a rare neurological disease in 2022, which accounted for "severe and persistent muscle spasms" preventing Dion from performing onstage. She did state in a 2024 interview for The Today Show that she will continue to perform by the best of her abilities even if it meant crawling her way through the stage.
Submitted by: Maryellen Larkin
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Saline Solution
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