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Quotes:
Follow this, you bitches. Submitted by: killerbulldog
| I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel. I'm going to have wrinkles really soon. - Cher Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPiere Bono Allman. Submitted by: BerLeigh
Also known as: Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPierre Bono Allman. Submitted by: Cher Freek!!!
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Sarki. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Cheri/Cherie. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Chastity/Elijah Blue - Those names rock!!! I'm not saying that because I'm her biggest fan, but they are quite conventional compared to others. They are really cool. Submitted by: cher rox
- Chastity, Elijah Blue - Hmm... Chastity. What a name, seeing as her daughter is a LESBIAN, Cher's daughter cannot TRULY live up to her name!! Elijah on its own is cool, what's with the BLUE?? Perhaps when Cher gave birth to him, he came out BLUE, as apposed to the usual PINK??? Submitted by: Paradise
- Elijah Blue - Submitted by: Talon
- Elijah Blue - I would just like to say that half of the names on this page aren't even strange. I mean I grew up with the name Azure Blue. Not that I'm complaining b/c being common sucks. Submitted by: Azure
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Moonstruck, Suspect: Silkwood, Mermaids, Witches Of Eastwick" | Seems to have better success in films with one word in their title. - sherock |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Hell in Heels" | "Hell on Wheels" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Dork Lady" | "Dark Lady" | Susan M. |
| "Just Leave" | "Believe" | opinion |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)," | I doubt seriously she'd be singing about it! | Peter |
| "If I Could Turn Back Time," | Not without a time machine, and those don't exist. | Sheila Oh |
| "Heart Of Stone," | Hearts aren't made of stone | who cares what my name is |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Things That Make You Go Hmmmm," C+C Music Factory | "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves," Cher | |
| "My Clone Sleeps Alone," Pat Benatar | "We All Sleep Alone," Cher | |
| "Bullets In The Gun," Toby Keith | "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)," Cher | |
| "Rock And Roll Band," Boston | "Believe," Cher | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"He's No Better Than Me" originally "She's No Better Than Me"
Candy Welty
"If I Could Turn Back Tim" originally "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Serafina
"Gypsys, Trams, And Thieves" originally "Gypsys, Tramps, And Thieves"
Serafina
"I Fund Someone" originally "I Found Someone"
Donna Gelpigi
"I Walk On Guided Splinters" originally "I Walk On Guilded Splinters"
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
There are additional Cher song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Joust Like Jesse James" originally "Just Like Jesse James"
I didn't know Jesse James jousted!
Edward
"She's No Better Than Men" originally "She's No Better Than Me"
Candy Welty
"She's No Better Than Moe" originally "She's No Better Than Me"
Candy Welty
"She's No Better Than Mae" originally "She's No Better Than Me"
Candy Welty
"She's No Better Than Mel" originally "She's No Better Than Me"
Candy Welty
There are additional Cher song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Gypsies, Trumps, and Thieves" originally "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
Sylvia Curruca
"I Saw A Man And He Lanced With His Wife" originally "I Saw A Man And He Danced With His Wife"
Cher had some rough marriages!
Peter
"Half-Bread" originally "Half-Breed"
The other half is a hamburger bun?
Peter
"Half-Greed" originally "Half-Breed"
The other half is altruistic?
Peter
"She's No Better Than Ma" originally "She's No Better Than Me"
Candy Welty
There are additional Cher song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Jan 19
a parody of "Believe" by Cher
Cher performed in the 2023 Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. It would only make sense that she would sing her Thanksgiving classics, such as “The Beets Go On”, “Giblets, Yams, and Peas”, and this timeless classic….“Believe“.
Youtube.com: (Youtube)
Aug 5
a parody of "Believe" by Cher
Originally recorded in 2006, it was due for an update. The original had no vocal editing, which of course made it a very rough parody of Cher. 11 years later, it finally gets a makeover. All about becoming a vampire. . . but a legendary vampire-you know the ones that can't eat garlic, be in sunlight (at all-no rings, don't turn sparkly), and can't listen to rock music (never understood that one personally--but hey) Fun little ditty. .
Soundclick: (mp3)
Sep 30
a parody of "Believe" by Cher
Make sure to pack plenty of garlic as these vampires come to wish you a Happy Halloween!!!
Youtube: (Youtube video)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Believe (Life After Love)" | "Life After Trump" | Jeff in Richmond VA |
| "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" | "Giblets, Yams, and Peas" | The Chercrow |
| "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves" | "Forks And Knives And Spoons" | EWOP |
| "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" | "Grifters, Scammers, Thieves" | John A. Barry |
| "Believe" | "Believe ( In Side Stroganoff)" | The Chercrow |
| "Half Breed" | "Daft Breed" | eel deal |
| "Bang Bang" | "Ping's Gang" | John A. Barry |
| "Dark Lady" | "Dark Princess." | Monstermaster13 |
| "If I Could Turn Back Time" | "If Lori Should Literally Turn Back Time" | LoriLoud33 |
| "Bang Bang (original version)" | "Fang Fang" | Randy Hearn |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Song For The Lonely | "Only The Lonely" movie promo. | MJC |
| Song For The Lonely | Weight Watchers | charlie melton |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Paralyze | Spinal cord injuries clinic | Edward |
| Just Like Jesse James | Sandra Bullock's answering machine | Pickle |
| "Bang, Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" | National Rifle Association | Iludium Phosdex |
| Song For The Lonely | Divorce Court | Diddims |
| Song For The Lonely | Bereavement Counciling | Diddims |
| There are additional Cher on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Santa Claus And His Old Lady Cheech & Chong | Dark Lady Cher | Santa Claus And His Dark Lady by Cheech, Chong, and Cher; a triple alliteration! | David |
| The Reason Hoobastank | Believe Cher | The Reason To Believe | Rachel |
| I Wanna Be A Hippy Technohead | Just Like Jesse James Cher | I Wanna Be A Hippy Just Like Jesse James | Jacynthia Maries |
| Too Late To Turn Back Now Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose | If I Could Turn Back Time Cher | Too Late To Turn Back Time Now | Serafina |
| There are additional Cher duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Cheryl Crow
Cher combined with Sheryl Crow
I bet many people have accidentally misspelled the second performer's name this way.
Submitted By: Calop
Misheard Lyrics:
"Song for the Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics: This is a song of baloney
Original Lyrics: This is a song for the lonely
| "Love And Understanding"
Misheard Lyrics: Enough farts to find some love inside
Original Lyrics: Enough hearts to find some love inside
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"Believe"
Misheard Lyrics: It takes time to bully me
Original Lyrics: It takes time to believe it
| "Believe"
Misheard Lyrics: It takes time to bully me
Original Lyrics: It takes time to believe it
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| There are additional Cher misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics: Sell a couple bucks for Doctor Who
Original Lyrics: Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I kept thinking the British television programme whenever I heard this. |
| There are additional Cher misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Believe"
Better Lyrics:
Do you believe in lunch after brunch?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think I ate enough
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think I ate enough
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think I'm strong enough
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think I'm strong enough
Submitted by: DJ Toronto
"Believe"
Better Lyrics:
Do you believe in low carb diets?
I can feel something inside me growl
I really don't think I ate enough
I can feel something inside me growl
I really don't think I ate enough
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life without love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Believe"
Better Lyrics:
Do you believe that I'm 85?,
I can feel something inside my saying
I really don't think I look young enough,no!
I can feel something inside my saying
I really don't think I look young enough,no!
Original Lyrics:
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside my saying
I really don't think your strong enough,no!
I can feel something inside my saying
I really don't think your strong enough,no!
Submitted by: Kayla
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Believe"
The Funny Lyrics: Do you believe in life after love?
Why They're Funny: Well, if we didn't, the world's population wouldn't be half of what it it today, now, would it? I mean, I love the song, but I don't see broken-hearted people disappearing into thin air all around me. Or anywhere at all, really. (I suppose I could have put this into one of the other sections, but it probably fits here the best.)
Submitted by: Robert
| "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
The Funny Lyrics: Picked up a boy just south of Mobile
Why They're Funny: 'Just' indeed! Very much South of Mobile and they would have needed to pick him up in a boat rather than a wagon, for they would have been in the Gulf of Mexico!
Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Half Breed"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: My father married a pure Cherokee
My mother's people were ashamed of me The Indians said I was white by law The White Man always called me "Indian Squaw" Why They're Nonsensical: Actually, the Cherokee are a matrilineal society who would readily accept the mother and child. The father might be asked "Who the hell are you, pale face?"
Submitted by: Melissa
| "Dark Lady"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Then I remembered her strange perfume,
and how I smelled it once in my own room. Why They're Nonsensical: She once smelled strange perfume in her room, but that alone didn't make her suspicious?? It only struck her as significant once she realized whose perfume it was??
Submitted by: Michael S.
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| There are additional Cher nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
The Dirty Lyrics: And Papa would've shot him if he knew what he'd done
Why They're Dirty: What did he do? Why, he made her pregnant, of course! It becomes obvious in the final verse of the song.
Submitted by: crazydon
| "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
The Dirty Lyrics: And Papa would've shot him if he knew what he'd done
Why They're Dirty: What did he do? Why, he made her pregnant, of course! It becomes obvious in the final verse of the song.
Submitted by: crazydon
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| There are additional Cher dirty lyrics available. | |
How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Share
It looks like it should be pronounced like "Chair" (or to some wiseacres, "Churr"). But it's not. It starts with the "SH" sound.
Submitted by: Evan Shortoria
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Paradise Is Here"
The Song Lyrics: Paradise is here
Song They Mention: Paradise - Sade. (Editor's note: Coldplay did not have any songs out at the time this one was recorded, therefore it is not plausible that they would be mentioned in this one. As a reminder: A SONG CANNOT BE MENTIONED IF IT DID NOT EXIST YET.)
Submitted by: Killerbulldog
| "Strong Enough"
The Song Lyrics: Where did you sleep last night?
Song They Mention: Where Did You Sleep Last Night - Nirvana
Submitted by: Killerbulldog
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| There are additional Cher Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Again"
Opening Lines: Again evening finds me at your door.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Take Me Home"
Opening Lines: Take me home, take me home, want to feel you close to me
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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| There are additional Cher spelling lyrics available. | |
Song Title Space Change:
"We All Sleep, Al One" originally "We All Sleep Alone"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Gall Or No Thin" originally "All Or Nothing"
Cher will do anything to not be fat.
Submitted by: Peter
"If I Could Turn Back Tim E." originally "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Gypsies Tramp Sand Thieves" originally "Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
Submitted by: Regina Olsen
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"The Way of Love"
The Lyrics: When you meet a boy that you like a lot and you fall in love but he loves you not . . . etc. . . . Then what will you do when he sets you free just the way that you said goodbye to me?
Why: Unless this song is about a lesbian whose girlfriend left her for a man (or a straight woman whose BF just came out) it makes no sense. Starting with the first line the perspective is that of Cher singing to (presumably) a woman, or women in general, about the dangers of fickle men. But at the very last minute the perspective changes to Cher talking to her ex-lover (presumably a man). Additionally, the whole song is a few poorly constructed run-on sentences. This my vote for worst song ever.
Submitted by: Stray Pooch
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Song Title Anagrams:
"Oh, We Of Lye Vat" originally "The Way Of Love"
Whatever THAT's supposed to mean...
Submitted by: Quyjibo
"Heavy Fowl Toe" originally "The Way Of Love"
Submitted by: Jud
"Why Leave Foot?" originally "The Way Of Love"
Submitted by: Little Old Lady Hu
"A Hefty Love - Ow!" originally "The Way Of Love"
Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
"Wavy Foot Heel" originally "The Way Of Love"
Submitted by: Allisa Casilla
There are additional Cher Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
The Lyrics: Picked up a boy just south of Mobile,
Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal. I was sixteen; he was twenty-one, He rode with us to Memphis. Why: Refers to the cities of Mobile, Alabama and Memphis, Tennessee.
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
| "Dark Lady"
The Lyrics: The fortune queen of New Orleans Was brushing her cat in her black limousine On the backseat were scratches from The marks of men her fortune she had won Couldn't see through the tinted glass She said "Home James" and he hit the gas I followed her to some darkened room, She took my money, she said "I'll be with you soon"
Why: "Dark Lady" was a #1 hit song for Cher back in 1974. The opening verse I posted above has a shoutout to New Orleans, a real place.
Submitted by: Peter
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Songs That Are Banned:
"If I Could Turn Back Time"
In the summer of 1989, following complaints about Cher's video for this song, several video channels drop or restrict the music clip.
Submitted by: Peter
Song Title Acrostics:
WIG: "Wasn't It Good"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
TOT: "Train Of Thought"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"If Ty Could Earn Back Time" originally "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"Lark Daddy" originally "Dark Lady"
Submitted by: Peter
"If I Could Burn Tack Time" originally "If I Could Turn Back Time"
What is tack time, and is it flammable?
Submitted by: Marlene L. Ram
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Believe"
The Lyrics: No matter how hard I try
You keep pushing me aside And I can't break through There's no talkin' to you It's so sad that you're leavin' It takes time to believe it But after all is said and done You're gonna be the lonely one...ohhh Why: It's a pretty upbeat tune for a breakup song, Then again, the woman realizes she's better off after the breakup, so maybe it's appropriate for it to be upbeat. (In fact, this song helped me get over a bad breakup.)
Submitted by: cygna vamp
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Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:
"Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)"
The Lyrics: Bang bang, My baby shot me down.
Why: The words "bang bang" are based on a sound.
Submitted by: Kathy
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Rache originally "Cher"
Short for 'Rachel'.
Submitted by: She
Crime Records:
"Auto theft"
Cher, then age 13, apparently stole a car for a "joy ride." Her LAPD mug shot can be found on line. (Believe it or not, she even looks pretty in it...)
Submitted by: Jeff Missinne
Performers with Handicaps:
"Dyslexia"
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Tattoos all over her body"
These tattoos were exposed on her video "If I Could Turn Back Time".
Submitted by: Francis A. Sissy
"Her divorce from Sonny Bono"
Her marriage to Gregg Allman was messed up, too. But she and Sonny had a very messy divorce, resulting in the cancellation of their highly rated variety show.
Submitted by: MOR
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
US Navy Recruiting
For her performance on the USS Missouri
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Believe"
A 2007 mockumentary starring Larry Bagby
Submitted by: Peter
