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Follow this, you bitches. Submitted by: killerbulldog
| I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel. I'm going to have wrinkles really soon. - Cher Submitted by: LucidLupin
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Also known as: Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPiere Bono Allman. Submitted by: BerLeigh
Also known as: Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPierre Bono Allman. Submitted by: Cher Freek!!!
Known informally as: Sarki. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Cheri/Cherie. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Moonstruck, Suspect: Silkwood, Mermaids, Witches Of Eastwick" | Seems to have better success in films with one word in their title. - sherock |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Hell in Heels" | "Hell on Wheels" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"Dork Lady" | "Dark Lady" | Susan M. |
"Just Leave" | "Believe" | opinion |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)," | I doubt seriously she'd be singing about it! | Peter |
"If I Could Turn Back Time," | Not without a time machine, and those don't exist. | Sheila Oh |
"Heart Of Stone," | Hearts aren't made of stone | who cares what my name is |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Things That Make You Go Hmmmm," C+C Music Factory | "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves," Cher | |
"My Clone Sleeps Alone," Pat Benatar | "We All Sleep Alone," Cher | |
"Bullets In The Gun," Toby Keith | "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)," Cher | |
"Rock And Roll Band," Boston | "Believe," Cher | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves" | "Forks And Knives And Spoons" | EWOP |
"Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" | "Grifters, Scammers, Thieves" | John A. Barry |
"Believe" | "Believe ( In Side Stroganoff)" | The Chercrow |
"Half Breed" | "Daft Breed" | eel deal |
"Bang Bang" | "Ping's Gang" | John A. Barry |
"Dark Lady" | "Dark Princess." | Monstermaster13 |
"If I Could Turn Back Time" | "If Lori Should Literally Turn Back Time" | LoriLoud33 |
"Bang Bang (original version)" | "Fang Fang" | Randy Hearn |
"Believe" | "Relieve" | William Little |
"Bang Bang" | "Tap Tap" | Ana Fana |
There are additional Cher song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Song For The Lonely | "Only The Lonely" movie promo. | MJC |
Song For The Lonely | Weight Watchers | charlie melton |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
I Paralyze | Spinal cord injuries clinic | Edward |
Just Like Jesse James | Sandra Bullock's answering machine | Pickle |
"Bang, Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" | National Rifle Association | Iludium Phosdex |
Song For The Lonely | Divorce Court | Diddims |
Song For The Lonely | Bereavement Counciling | Diddims |
There are additional Cher on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Santa Claus And His Old Lady Cheech & Chong | Dark Lady Cher | Santa Claus And His Dark Lady by Cheech, Chong, and Cher; a triple alliteration! | David |
The Reason Hoobastank | Believe Cher | The Reason To Believe | Rachel |
I Wanna Be A Hippy Technohead | Just Like Jesse James Cher | I Wanna Be A Hippy Just Like Jesse James | Jacynthia Maries |
Too Late To Turn Back Now Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose | If I Could Turn Back Time Cher | Too Late To Turn Back Time Now | Serafina |
There are additional Cher duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"Song for the Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics: This is a song of baloney
Original Lyrics: This is a song for the lonely
| "Love And Understanding"
Misheard Lyrics: Enough farts to find some love inside
Original Lyrics: Enough hearts to find some love inside
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"Believe"
Misheard Lyrics: It takes time to bully me
Original Lyrics: It takes time to believe it
| "Believe"
Misheard Lyrics: It takes time to bully me
Original Lyrics: It takes time to believe it
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There are additional Cher misheard lyrics available. |
"Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves"
Misheard Lyrics: Sell a couple bucks for Doctor Who
Original Lyrics: Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I kept thinking the British television programme whenever I heard this. |
There are additional Cher misheard stories available. |
"Believe"
The Funny Lyrics: Do you believe in life after love?
Why They're Funny: Well, if we didn't, the world's population wouldn't be half of what it it today, now, would it? I mean, I love the song, but I don't see broken-hearted people disappearing into thin air all around me. Or anywhere at all, really. (I suppose I could have put this into one of the other sections, but it probably fits here the best.)
Submitted by: Robert
| "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"
The Funny Lyrics: Picked up a boy just south of Mobile
Why They're Funny: 'Just' indeed! Very much South of Mobile and they would have needed to pick him up in a boat rather than a wagon, for they would have been in the Gulf of Mexico!
Submitted by: Bridget Andrews
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There are additional Cher Funny lyrics available. |
"Half Breed"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: My father married a pure Cherokee
My mother's people were ashamed of me The Indians said I was white by law The White Man always called me "Indian Squaw" Why They're Nonsensical: Actually, the Cherokee are a matrilineal society who would readily accept the mother and child. The father might be asked "Who the hell are you, pale face?"
Submitted by: Melissa
| "Dark Lady"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Then I remembered her strange perfume,
and how I smelled it once in my own room. Why They're Nonsensical: She once smelled strange perfume in her room, but that alone didn't make her suspicious?? It only struck her as significant once she realized whose perfume it was??
Submitted by: Michael S.
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There are additional Cher nonsensical lyrics available. |
"Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
The Dirty Lyrics: And Papa would've shot him if he knew what he'd done
Why They're Dirty: What did he do? Why, he made her pregnant, of course! It becomes obvious in the final verse of the song.
Submitted by: crazydon
| "Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves"
The Dirty Lyrics: And Papa would've shot him if he knew what he'd done
Why They're Dirty: What did he do? Why, he made her pregnant, of course! It becomes obvious in the final verse of the song.
Submitted by: crazydon
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There are additional Cher dirty lyrics available. |
"Paradise Is Here"
The Song Lyrics: Paradise is here
Song They Mention: Paradise - Sade. (Editor's note: Coldplay did not have any songs out at the time this one was recorded, therefore it is not plausible that they would be mentioned in this one. As a reminder: A SONG CANNOT BE MENTIONED IF IT DID NOT EXIST YET.)
Submitted by: Killerbulldog
| "Strong Enough"
The Song Lyrics: Where did you sleep last night?
Song They Mention: Where Did You Sleep Last Night - Nirvana
Submitted by: Killerbulldog
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There are additional Cher Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available. |
"Again"
Opening Lines: Again evening finds me at your door.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Take Me Home"
Opening Lines: Take me home, take me home, want to feel you close to me
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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There are additional Cher spelling lyrics available. |
"The Way of Love"
The Lyrics: When you meet a boy that you like a lot and you fall in love but he loves you not . . . etc. . . . Then what will you do when he sets you free just the way that you said goodbye to me?
Why: Unless this song is about a lesbian whose girlfriend left her for a man (or a straight woman whose BF just came out) it makes no sense. Starting with the first line the perspective is that of Cher singing to (presumably) a woman, or women in general, about the dangers of fickle men. But at the very last minute the perspective changes to Cher talking to her ex-lover (presumably a man). Additionally, the whole song is a few poorly constructed run-on sentences. This my vote for worst song ever.
Submitted by: Stray Pooch
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"Gypsies, Tramps, And Thieves"
The Lyrics: Picked up a boy just south of Mobile,
Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal. I was sixteen; he was twenty-one, He rode with us to Memphis. Why: Refers to the cities of Mobile, Alabama and Memphis, Tennessee.
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
| "Dark Lady"
The Lyrics: The fortune queen of New Orleans Was brushing her cat in her black limousine On the backseat were scratches from The marks of men her fortune she had won Couldn't see through the tinted glass She said "Home James" and he hit the gas I followed her to some darkened room, She took my money, she said "I'll be with you soon"
Why: "Dark Lady" was a #1 hit song for Cher back in 1974. The opening verse I posted above has a shoutout to New Orleans, a real place.
Submitted by: Peter
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"Believe"
The Lyrics: No matter how hard I try
You keep pushing me aside And I can't break through There's no talkin' to you It's so sad that you're leavin' It takes time to believe it But after all is said and done You're gonna be the lonely one...ohhh Why: It's a pretty upbeat tune for a breakup song, Then again, the woman realizes she's better off after the breakup, so maybe it's appropriate for it to be upbeat. (In fact, this song helped me get over a bad breakup.)
Submitted by: cygna vamp
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"Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)"
The Lyrics: Bang bang, My baby shot me down.
Why: The words "bang bang" are based on a sound.
Submitted by: Kathy
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