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Fun Music Information -> Children Of Bodom

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Quotes:

Drown in before you dive.

Band Name Origins:

The descriptions here are correct. I would like to add, that the survivor of Bodom is being accused of the murders in court 45 years after the incident. The circumstantial evidence (including some DNA tests) seems to point into Nils Gustafsson being the murderer. There are also witnesses who say he has confessed the murders indirectly (including the main investigator!). But due to technical reasons and the 45 year gap, it looks uncertain that he will be convicted. On the other hand, there is evidence for reasonable doubt, too. The trial is highly controversial, and all kinds of conspiracy theories about the murders just add to the mystery of Children of Bodom. Submitted by: Antti
Bodom (pronounced "boo-domm") is a large, beautiful lake in Espoo, Finland. Back in the sixties three camping youngsters were murdered brutally at the shore of Lake Bodom. The murder remains even today unsolved. Submitted by: Susanna Viljanen

Stupid Band Names:

These are grown men calling themselves children. Good luck pulling that off. Most children don't have facial hair. Submitted by: Travis

Vainity Songs:

Song Name	Comments & Submitter Name
"Lake Bodom"	It contains half their band name, but Bodom is kindof a key word here, so I guess it counts. - Travis

New Band Names:

New Name	Why It's Better	Submitter Name
Children Of Konibodom	Konibodom is a city in Tajikstan.	Adrienne Schnell
Children Of Boredom	What I usually think of on reading actual name	Norman Cornelius
Grown Men Of Bodom	Have you seen them? They are far from children.	Travis

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Grin Your Face"	"In Your Face"	H. Tim Smith
"Spin Your Face"	"In Your Face"	H. Tim Smith
"Insure Face"	"In Your Face"	Regina Haniger
"In Your Space"	"In Your Face"	Regina Haniger

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Are You Dead Yet?," Children Of Bodom	"Yes!," Chad Brock
"Are You Dead Yet?," Children Of Bodom	"Alive And Kicking," Simple Minds
"Are You Dead Yet," Children Of Bodom	"I'm Alive," Disturbed
"Are You Dead Yet?," Children Of Bodom	"Not Yet," Demi Lovato

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Triple Copse Hammerblow" originally "Triple Corpse Hammerblow"

Copse = a small thicket of trees

Naomi Swanson

"In Your Ace" originally "In Your Face"

Karen Smith

"In Our Face" originally "In Your Face"

Karen Smith

"Ask Of Sanity" originally "Mask Of Sanity"

Karen Smith

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Ink Your Face" originally "In Your Face"

Peter

"Pin Your Face" originally "In Your Face"

Stacy Poole

"Win Your Face" originally "In Your Face"

Stacy Poole

"In Your Facet" originally "In Your Face"

Stacy Poole

Change a Letter:

"In Your Mace" originally "In Your Face"

Peter

"In Sour Face" originally "In Your Face"

Peter

"On Your Face" originally "In Your Face"

Peter

"Musk Of Sanity" originally "Mask Of Sanity"

Karen Smith

"Mark Of Sanity" originally "Mask Of Sanity"

Angie O'Plasty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
In Your Face	Hooters	Hardrock Henry
In Your Face	Hooters	Hardrock Henry
Needled 24/7	Rehabilitation clinic	Tom
Are You Dead Yet?	Assassin, Seniors Home, Army, etc.	Anonymous Bob
Every Time I Die	Funeral Home	bobbina

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Foster Children Of Bodom

Foster The People combined with Children Of Bodom

Submitted By: Francis A. Sissy

Jump, Little Children Of Bodom

Jump Little Children combined with Children Of Bodom

Submitted By: Ed

Gackt & His Children Of Bodom

Gackt combined with Children Of Bodom

Submitted By: Jessi

Children Of Boston

Children Of Bodom combined with Boston

Submitted By: Travis

There are additional Children Of Bodom Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Hurt" Misheard Lyrics: Lime a lemon I'm a llama you will cry 'cause I'm a victim in you die Original Lyrics: While I laugh, I laugh and you will cry Cause and effect and then you die	"I Hurt" Misheard Lyrics: Motherfucker I'm death Original Lyrics: Motherfucker I'm pain
"Scream for Silence" Misheard Lyrics: it's just a fish that never dies Original Lyrics: if tears infest our holy ground	"Bodom After Midnight" Misheard Lyrics: Bodom, after midnight Bodom, after twelve AM Original Lyrics: Bodom after midnight Bodom after midnight, yeah!
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Triple Corpse Hammerblow"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Triple corpse hammerblow

Why They're Nonsensical:

WTF is a 'Triple corpse hammerblow'. I doubt that even Alexi knows. I guess it has something to do with the Lake Bodom murders but it still doesn't make much sense, not to mention that it sounds just plain stupid.

Submitted by: Elvin_wizard