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Fun Music Information -> Crystals
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Crystals, CrystalNew Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "He's A Pebble" | "He's A Rebel" | Linda Radnil |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Downtown," Petula Clark | "Uptown," The Crystals | |
| "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown," Jim Croce | "He's A Rebel," The Crystals | |
| "Rebel Yell," Billy Idol | "He's A Rebel," The Crystals | |
| "Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not?," Thompson Square | "Then He Kissed Me," The Crystals | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"He's Sue The Boy I Love" originally "He's Sure The Boy I Love"
As in Johnny Cash's song "A Boy Named Sue"
Candy Welty
"He's A Reel" originally "He's A Rebel"
Samantha Wayland
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"He's Sure The Boy I Glove" originally "He's Sure The Boy I Love"
Candy Welty
"Then Hen Kissed Me" originally "Then He Kissed Me"
Gail McFarland
"Hen's A Rebel" originally "He's A Rebel"
Oh, rebellious poultry!
Jessica Albatross
"She's A Rebel" originally "He's A Rebel"
Sonia Rinzaimayor
Change a Letter:
"He's Sure The Boy I Lose" originally "He's Sure The Boy I Love"
Candy Welty
"When He Kissed Me" originally "Then He Kissed Me"
Serafina
"Then He Dissed Me" originally "Then He Kissed Me"
Quyjibo
"Then He Missed Me" originally "Then He Kissed Me"
Heather Brockwell
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Da Doo Ron Ron" | "Adieu Ron Ron" | Phil Alexander |
| "Da Doo Ron Ron" | "They Like That Ron" | Lorna Pitzer |
| "Da Doo Ron Ron" | "It's 12/12/12 (It's Twelve Days of Monsters)" | Break Jagger |
| "He's a Rebel" | "He’s the Devil" | John A. Barry |
| "I Love You Eddie" | "We Loved You Eddie" | Matthias |
| "Da Doo Ron Ron" | "It's 12/12/12" | Leough |
| "Da Doo Ron Ron" | "Da Doo (I'm Blonde)" | Harpo Weezey |
| "Da Doo Ron Ron" | "That's You Rahm Rahm" | Old Man Ribber |
| "He's a Rebel" | "He Drinks Red Bull" | John A. Barry |
| "Da Doo Ron Ron" | "They Do Ron, Ron" | Airfarcewon |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| He's A Rebel | Youth Counseling Hotline | been_a_son |
| He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss) | Stan Collymore's answering machine | pickle* |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| He Touched Me Barbra Streisand | And Then He Kissed Me The Crystals | He Touched Me And Then He Kissed Me | Da Professa |
| He's a Rebel The Crystals | It's My Party Lesley Gore | It's a Rebel's Party It's a Rebel's party and it'll never be any good... LOL | Jeffrey Hope |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
The Dixie Crystals Chicks
The Dixie Chicks combined with The Crystals
Could do jingles for the sugar company!
Submitted By: Raphael
Misheard Lyrics:
"Da Doo Ron Ron"
Misheard Lyrics: Ooh la la la, ooh la la
Original Lyrics: Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron
| "Parade of the Wooden Soldiers"
Misheard Lyrics: Music is trashy
or Music is trashing Original Lyrics: Music is crashing
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"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics: Sarah frog is caught in a jar.
Original Lyrics: Santa Claus is coming to town.
| "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"
Misheard Lyrics: Little Jack Horner
Original Lyrics: Little tin horns
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Then He Kissed Me"
Misheard Lyrics: And Danny kissed me.
Original Lyrics: And then he kissed me.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: John Bennett When I started out as a Club DJ, a lady asked me to play 'And Danny kissed me. I didn't know of such a track, but she insisted I'd played it on an Oldies Night some few nights before. Eventually, after exhausting any track with Dan Danny or Daniel in the lyrics, I worked out that she meant 'And Then He Kissed Me'-too late, for she'd gone home. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"He's a Rebel"
Better Lyrics:
See the way he walks down the street,
Knuckles dragging next to his feet
My he holds his club up high
when he goes walkin' by-yi-yi
He's my guy
When he holds my hair, boy, it hurts
But I guess that's my just deserts
Dating a Neanderthal,
My parents don't like him at all:
'Betty, we know best' they say-yay
'He's a Rubble
and he'll never ever be any good'
Knuckles dragging next to his feet
My he holds his club up high
when he goes walkin' by-yi-yi
He's my guy
When he holds my hair, boy, it hurts
But I guess that's my just deserts
Dating a Neanderthal,
My parents don't like him at all:
'Betty, we know best' they say-yay
'He's a Rubble
and he'll never ever be any good'
Original Lyrics:
See the way he walks down the street
Watch the way he shuffles his feet
My, he holds his head up high
When he goes walking by
He's my guy
When he holds my hand I'm so proud
'Cause he's not just one of the crowd
My baby, oh he's the one
To try the things they've never done
Just because of that they say
He's a rebel
and he'll never ever be any good
Watch the way he shuffles his feet
My, he holds his head up high
When he goes walking by
He's my guy
When he holds my hand I'm so proud
'Cause he's not just one of the crowd
My baby, oh he's the one
To try the things they've never done
Just because of that they say
He's a rebel
and he'll never ever be any good
Submitted by: hec
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Da Doo Ron Ron"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Da-doo-ron-ron-ron,
da-doo-ron-ron Why They're Nonsensical: Of course it's nonsensical. But there's an explanation for it: The phrase was apparently just a filler phrase that songwriters Jeff Barry and Ellie Greenwich put in the lyrics until they could come up with something better, and Phil Spector told them it was perfect as it was.
Submitted by: Grinnin' Barrett
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Da Doo Ron Ron "
The Made Up Words: Da Doo Ron Ron
Comments: "I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still, Da doo ron ron ron da doo ron ron." What's that supposed to mean?
Submitted by: Glenn
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Song Title Space Change:
"Lookin': My Eyes" originally "Look In My Eyes"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Band Name Anagrams:
Try The Class Submitted by: Alexis
Try Less Chat Submitted by: Alexis
Chart Styles Submitted by: Alexis
Try Satchels Submitted by: Alexis
Let's Try Cash Submitted by: Josh
Song Title Anagrams:
"Bares Heel" originally "He's A Rebel"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Bare Heels" originally "He's A Rebel"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Bales Here" originally "He's A Rebel"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Here's Abel" originally "He's A Rebel"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Ken Hissed Theme" originally "Then He Kissed Me"
Submitted by: Amanda Svenson
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Acrostics:
ME: "Mary Ellen"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Ken He Missed Thee" originally "Then He Kissed Me"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Then Key Hissed Me" originally "Then He Kissed Me"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Then He Missed Key" originally "Then He Kissed Me"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"The He Missed Key" originally "The He Kissed Me"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Swarovski
Swarovski is a popular crystal dealer
Submitted by: Brendan Richards
