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Its a funny thing, I noticed that when people are joking theyre usually dead serious, and when theyre dead serious its usually pretty funny. So actually I think that anything that you say means exactly what you say and its opposite. - Jim Morrison People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that's bullshit. Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they're afraid to feel? Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel - Jim Morrison I believe in a long, prolonged derangement of the senses to attain the unknown. Our pale reasoning hides the infinite from us - Jim Morrison Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free. - Jim Morrison I wouldn't mind dying in a plane crash. It'd be a good way to go. I don't want to die in my sleep, or of old age, or OD...I want to feel what it's like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to you once; I don't want to miss it. - Jim Morrison That's what real love amounts to- letting a person be what he really is. Most people love you for who you pretend to be. To keep their love, you keep pretending- performing. You get to love your pretence. It's true, we're locked in an image, an act. - Jim Morrison People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend. - Jim Morrison The most loving parents and relatives commit murder with smiles on their faces. They force us to destroy the person we really are: a subtle kind of murder. - Jim Morrison I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable. - Jim Morrison I see myself as a huge fiery comet, a shooting star. Everyone stops, points up and gasps 'Oh look at that!' Then- whoosh, and I'm gone...and they'll never see anything like it ever again... and they won't be able to forget me-ever. - Jim Morrison I am the lizard king. I can do anything. - Jim Morrison Love cannot save you from your own fate. - Jim Morrison I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between. I want the freedom to try everything. - Jim Morrison I think in art, but especially in films, people are trying to confirm their own existences. - Jim Morrison Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me. - Jim Morrison Where's your will to be weird? - Jim Morrison Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts. - Jim Morrison The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a role. You trade in your sense for an act. You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a mask. There can't be any large-scale revolution until there's a personal revolution, on and individual level. It's got to happen inside first. You can take away a man's political freedom and you won't hurt him- unless you take away his freedom to feel. That can destroy him. That kind of freedom can't be granted. Nobody can win it for you. - Jim Morrison This is the strangest life I've ever known. - Jim Morrison There are things known, and there are things unknown, And in between are the Doors. - Jim Morrison Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws. - Jim Morrison Whoever controls the media, controls the mind. - Jim Morrison The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a role. ...You give up your ability to feel, and in exchange, put on a mask. - Jim Morrison Listen, real poetry doesn't say anything; it just ticks off the possibilities. Opens all doors. You can walk through anyone that suits you. - Jim Morrison When you make your peace with authority, you become authority. - Jim Morrison We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict. - Jim Morrison Drugs are a bet with your mind. - Jim Morrison How can I set free anyone who doesn't have the guts to stand up alone and declare his own freedom? I think it's a lie �' people claim they want to be free �' everybody insists that freedom is what they want the most, the most sacred and precious thing a man can possess. But that's bullshit! People are terrified to be set free �' they hold on to their chains. They fight anyone who tries to break those chains. It's their security…How can they expect me or anyone else to set them free if they don't really want to be free? - Jim Morrison If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it's to deliver people from the limited ways in which they see and feel. - Jim Morrison The future's uncertain and the end is always near. - Jim Morrison The time to hesitate is through. - Jim Morrison Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality. I was curious to see what would happen. That's all it was: curiosity. - Jim Morrison I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos-especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom... Rather than starting inside, I start outside and reach the mental through the physical. - Jim Morrison You're all a bunch of fuckin' slaves! - Jim Morrison I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something. - Jim Morrison Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their predecessors. - Jim Morrison Actually I don't remember being born, It must have happened during one of my black outs. - Jim Morrison Blake said that the body was the soul's prison unless the five senses are fully developed and open. He considered the senses the 'windows of the soul.' When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience. - Jim Morrison When play dies it becomes the Game When sex dies it becomes Climax. - Jim Morrison Submitted by: LucidLupin
| Listen, real poetry doesn't say anything, it just ticks off the possibilities. Opens all doors. You can walk through any one that suits you. -Jim Morrison |
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The remaining members of The Doors died in a tragic plane crash after doing a group interview. Arriving in Hell, Satan decided to make an announcement. Satan: "I have good news and bad news......." crowd in Hell: "What's the good news?" "The rest of The Doors have arrived and I'm going to make them our new house band." (loud cheers) "What's the bad news?" "We made a lead singer trade with the man upstairs for Tiny Tim." (groans of anguish, gnashing of teeth) Submitted by: Jethro
| What did Jim Morrison's body guard say? Please stand clear of the doors. Submitted by: Fahad
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Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Peace Frog" | 'Blood in the streets, its up to my knee Blood in the streets in the town of chicago Blood on the rise, its following me' An excellent song. - Rebecca |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
The Windows | Both are openings in walls. | someguynamedbob |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Front Door Man" | "Back Door Man" | Damarcus |
"Black Moor Dan" | "Back Door Man" | Damarcus |
"War Toad" | "Peace Frog" | Nicole Velocin |
"Roadhouse Booze" | "Roadhouse Blues" | Regina Haniger |
"Animals Are Normal" | "People Are Strange" | Rocky |
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Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Back Door Man," | No man can be a door. | Opie M. |
"Roadhouse Blues," | A house cannot experience the blues. | Nate Loverboy |
"The Soft Parade," | Parades can neither be soft nor hard. | Isac |
"Light My Fire," | This one's actually debatable. | Editor's Note |
"Riders On The Storm," | Weather phenomena cannot be ridden. | Susanna Viljanen |
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Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena," Jan & Dean | "L.A. Woman," The Doors | |
"Action," Sweet | "Break On Through (To The Other Side)," The Doors | |
"Movies," Alien Ant Farm | "20th Century Fox," The Doors | |
"Up All Night," Slaughter | "Waiting For The Sun," The Doors | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Roadhouse Blues" | "Road-Kill Loon" | John A. Barry |
"Break On Through (To The Other Side)" | "Wildcard Versus Rocksann Fight" | guart milkster |
"L.A. Woman" | "Mr. Mo Joe Biden" | Adam Bernstein |
"Break on Through (to the Other Side)" | "Break On Through (Another Taut Hide/Hind)" | John A. Barry |
"Riders on the Storm" | "Biden's Old and Worn" | Randy Hearn |
"Riders on the Storm" | "Writhing on the Floor" | John A. Barry |
"Riders on the Storm" | "Righteous Yet Forlorn" | John A. Barry |
"Riders on the Storm" | "Writers of the Porn" | John A. Barry |
"Riders on the Storm" | "Ripening, the Corn" | John A. Barry |
"Riders on the Storm" | "Riding After Storm" | John A. Barry |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Unknown Soldier | War Memorials | carla bisagni |
Love Me Two Times | Brothels | prd_chaos |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) | Alabama Tourism Hotline | Liz |
When You're Strange | Depression Hotline | Tatiana |
Light My Fire | Pyromaniacs Anonymous | Tatiana |
Break On Through (To The Other Side) | Security Enforcing Advice | Sean |
The End | Suicide Helpline | TullyGirl |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Shallow Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper | The End The Doors | The Shallow End of a swimming pool, that is | Megan |
I Wonder Why Curtis Stigers | People Are Strange The Doors | I Wonder Why People Are Strange | Joe Siebert |
Some People LeAnn Rimes | People Are Strange The Doors | Some People Are Strange | David |
Cruel Summer Bananarama | Indian Summer The Doors | Cruel Indian Summer | Sheila Oh |
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There are additional Doors Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Light My Fire"
Misheard Lyrics: Come on baby, light my pyre, Come on light my puneral pyre, Jump on to my pureral PYRE!!!
Original Lyrics: Come on baby light my fire, Come on light my loving (?) fire, Come into loving (?) FIRE!!!
| "Light My Fire"
Misheard Lyrics: Come on baby, like my piles
Original Lyrics: Come on baby, light my fire
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"L.A. Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: Is the Mojo Risin?
Original Lyrics: Mr. Mojo Risin'
| "L.A. Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: Well I did a little dime about an hour ago
Original Lyrics: Well, I just got into town about an hour ago.
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"Light My Fire"
Misheard Lyrics: Come on baby, light my pyre, Come on light my puneral pyre, Jump on to my pureral PYRE!!!
Original Lyrics: Come on baby light my fire, Come on light my loving (?) fire, Come into loving (?) FIRE!!!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Dan I can only remember it as I sing it, the three lines before the keyboard solo, I sing that part as sitar and tabla vocalisation. |
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"Alabama Song"
The Funny Lyrics: For if we don't find the next whiskey bar
I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die Why They're Funny: Dying for a drink, eh? I just love The Doors for their "imaginative" lyrics.
Submitted by: Steven
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"Riders On The Storm"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: His brain is squirmin' like a toad
Why They're Nonsensical: Brains don't squirm.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Hello, I Love You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: When she moves, my brain screams out this song
Why They're Nonsensical: A person's brain can send a signal to the person's vocal cords to scream, but the brain itself can't scream.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
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"Hello, I Love You"
The Insincere Lyrics: Hello, I love you,
Won't you tell me your name? Why They're Insincere: Why would you say THAT to someone you're crushing on but whose name you don't even know!? More than likely, that girl (if you're a guy) or guy (if you're a girl) would think you're a weirdo or a creep!
Submitted by: Chowder
| "Touch Me"
The Insincere Lyrics: I'm gonna love you until the heavens stop the rain
Why They're Insincere: Rain comes from the heavens.
Submitted by: Bob
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"Touch Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I'm gonna love you, till the stars fall from the sky
For you and I Why They're Misrhymed: Here's one of my biggest grammatical pet peeves, so prominent in an otherwise decent song. 'For you and I' is like fingernails on a chalkboard. Even if it did, what about this couple would or could cause stars to fall anyway?
Submitted by: Smoky Joe
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"Back Door Man"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I'm a back door man
The men don't know But the little girls understand Why They're Inappropriate: I hope that Jim Morrison meant that he was creeping out the back doors of houses to avoid running into the boyfriends and husbands of the women he was messing with, and not that he liked the 'back doors' of 'little girls.'
Submitted by: Jess
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"20th Century Fox"
The Dated Lyrics: She's a 20th Century Fox
Why They're Dated: The song title is a double entendre, referring to an attractive woman, as well as the film studio 20th Century Fox (now owned by Disney). The studio's name as of January 2020, has been changed to 20th Century Studios to avoid confusion with Rupert Murdoch's Fox-branded assets (such as the Fox network, Fox News, and Fox Sports) that were not sold to Disney.
Submitted by: Andrew
| "20th Century Fox"
The Dated Lyrics: She's a 20th century fox. She's a 20th century fox.
Why They're Dated: I can't believe these lyrics aren't already on here! If she's fashionably lean and fashionably late (assuming my take on the meaning of "fashionably late" is the right one) she shouldn't look like she belongs in last century!
Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
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"Back Door Man"
The Dirty Lyrics: You men eat your dinner with your pork and beans, I eat more chicken than any man ever seen.
Why They're Dirty: It has been told to me by several old men that in the 1960's, "chicken" was a slang term for white pussy. Back door man, of course, you can figure out what makes that line dirty.
Submitted by: tWill
| "Light My Fire"
The Dirty Lyrics: You know that it would be untrue
You know that it would be a lie If I was to say to you We couldn't get much higher... C'mon, baby light my fire... Time to set the night on fire... Why They're Dirty: I love this song... This song is about sex - it's pretty self-explanatory. When Jim sings about not being able to get much higher, he's talking about climaxing and when he sings about lighting his fire, my guess is that his talking about receiving oral sex. Anyway, the song is sooo sexy!
Submitted by: Waterbabe
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"Runnin' Blue"
The Lyrics: Poor Otis, dead and gone
Who They Mention: Otis Redding
Submitted by: Kathy
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"The End"
Opening Lines: This is the end. Beautiful friend.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Riders On The Storm"
Opening Lines: Riders on the storm, riders on the storm. Into this house we're born; into this world we're thrown.
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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"Hello, I Love You"
The Lyrics: Hello, I love you won't you tell me your name Hello, I love you let me jump in your game
Why: He loves a random person he's creepy
Submitted by: Alyssa
| "Rider On The Storm"
The Lyrics: rider on the storm killer on the road if you give this man a ride sweet family will die
Why: it is a song about a hitch-hiking serial killer
Submitted by: art
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"Touch Me"
The Lyrics: Till the stars fall from the sky for you and I
Why: It should be "until the stars fall from the sky for you and me". You'd never say "for I", would you? It makes a rhyme for "sky", but it clearly could have been better.
Submitted by: Steve
| "L.A. Woman"
The Lyrics: If they say I don't love you
You know they are a liar Why: "You know they are LIARS!" Plural, my man, plural! Going for a perfect rhyme with a word like "higher" or "fire" isn't worth it when you make a HUMUNGOUS error like this.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
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"Peace Frog"
The Lyrics: "Blood on the streets in the town of New Haven..."
Why: Blood on the streets!? Geez, I wonder what those folks do when The Patriots LOSE a game?
Submitted by: princejellyfish
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