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Fun Music Information -> Five
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Band Name Origins:
- The FIVE members of the band were placed in a hotel room by the record company until they came up with a name that would reflect their artistic flare, after two solid weeks in the room with no outside contact the boys finally emerged to announce that after great deliberation and many alternative names (4&1 - 2&3 - 3&2 - 1&4) they settled for FIVE!!!! Submitted by: Gezza
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Slam Dunk Da Monkey" | "Slam Dunk Da Funk" | Zack Attack |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "If You Wanna Dance," Five | "Dance Tonight," Lucy Pearl |
| "If You Wanna Dance," Five | "Let's Dance," David Bowie |
Change a Letter:
"If You Wanna Lance" originally "If You Wanna Dance"
Carolyn Morgenstern
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Get Serious" | "(I'm) Delirious" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Keep On Movin'" | "Sean So Stupid" | Yaniv |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Inspector Gadget | Anything 2 Do With Inspector Gadget | bobpiecheese |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Want To Sex You Up | Rape Hotline | meQal |
| I Want To Sex You Up | Any Abstinence Promoting Group | meQal |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| It's The Things You Do Five | The Way You Do The Things You Do The Temptations | It's The Way You Do The Things You Do | Gladys |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Five And One
Five combined with And One
...or just Six. However, doing it this way could refer to a record of five wins and one loss (as in baseball).
Submitted By: Tommy
Ten
Five combined with Times Two
Another obvious mathematical band name mashup!
Submitted By: Ed
Phive
Five combined with Phish
...or Five Phish, just however you wanna put it.
Submitted By: B.C.
Five Gram Parsons
Five combined with Gram Parsons
Submitted By: Naomi Swanson
Misheard Lyrics:
"If Ya Gettin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics: I heard somebody say (one)
Original Lyrics: I heard somebody say (what?)
| "Until the Night Is Through"
Misheard Lyrics: I'll be raping!
Original Lyrics: I'll be waiting!
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"Everybody Get Up"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm literally best
Original Lyrics: I'm lyrically blessed
| "Got the Feelin'"
Misheard Lyrics: We got you head puppets
Original Lyrics: We got you heads bumping
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"That's What You Told Me"
The Repetitive Lyrics: That’s what you told me baby (x15)
Why They're Repetitive: What’s the name of the song again?
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"If Ya Gettin' Down"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Wiggy Wiggy
I'm getting Jiggy Why They're Nonsensical: Possibly one of the most moronic lines to a song ever... I mean honestly. Wiggy Wiggy? What the...? And the other part.. Getting jiggy. Was that inspired by the title of a certain Will Smith song?
Submitted by: Jo
| "Everybody Get Up"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'm not the kind of boy you'd invite to dinner,
because I eat with my fingers. Why They're Nonsensical: Either he's a quite an ill-mannered baboon or I'd be the kind of person who would be horribly mortified to have any boy over to dinner that uses his fingers to eat.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Keep On Movin?"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: When the rainy days are dyin'
Gotta keep on, keep on tryin' Why They're Misrhymed: Dyin' and tryin' don't rhyme at all!!!!!!!!
{Ed's comment: They don't? I foncused now... :)] Submitted by: Five
| "If Ya Gettin' Down "
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Now throw your hands up in the sky
Move 'em from side to side. Why They're Misrhymed: this 'new' version of 'put your hands in the air, wave 'em like you just don't care' just doesn't rhyme
Submitted by: Emmanuel
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Bad Ringtone Choices:
"When the Lights Go Out"
The Lyrics: Babe, I swear you will succumb to me
So baby come to me When the lights go out! Why: Not the kind of thing you want to have blasting off when you're trying to ask your crush out. She will be creeped out because she would think you're trying to seduce her!
Submitted by: Kerry
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