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Jokes:
You better watch out before I Five Finger Death Punch you. Submitted by: Toby Tanner
| Q: What do you call it when Ivan Moody gets sad? A: The Moody Blues. Submitted by: Garrison
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Band Name Origins:
- The name is taken from the ultimate kung fu finishing move, mentioned in the movie Kill Bill, Vol. II Submitted by: Brett Mohler
Stupid Band Names:
- It's kind of redundant. I mean, ordinarily a punch WOULD involve five fingers. It's not like people would expect the fist delivering the punch to have only four fingers or anything. Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "M.I.N.E (End This Way)" | M.I.N.E is supposed to be "mine", but only End This Way is mentioned instead - Spiderskull98 |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Six Finger Kill Slap | I think it delivers a more comedy side to the name | J.J. Rock |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Wrong Side Of Kevin" | "Wrong Side Of Heaven" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "War Is The Cancer" | "War Is The Answer" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Cross Your Tease" | "Dot Your Eyes" | Regina Haniger |
| "Cross Your Teas" | "Dot Your Eyes" | Regina Haniger |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Wrong Side Of Heaven," | Heaven shouldn't have a wrong side. | Peter |
| "Battle Born," | Battles do not give birth or have offspring. | Peter |
| "War Is The Answer," | You don't even know what the question is! | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Under and Over It," | Well, which is it? Under or over? Can't be both! | Garrison |
| "My Heart Lied," | A heart is incapable of telling lies. | Garrison |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Nevada," Vicetone | "Battle Born," Five Finger Death Punch | |
| "Rainbow In The Dark," Dio | "Hard To See," Five Finger Death Punch | |
| "Wintertime," Steve Miller Band | "Cold," Five Finger Death Punch | |
| "Trapped Under Ice," Metallica | "Cold," Five Finger Death Punch | |
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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Dot Our Eyes" originally "Dot Your Eyes"
Garrison
"Dot Your Yes" originally "Dot Your Eyes"
But 'yes' doesn't have a J or an I in it.
Garrison
"Do Your Eyes" originally "Dot Your Eyes"
As in mascara?
Garrison
"The Evil's Own" originally "The Devil's Own"
Wendy Torrance
"The Devil's On" originally "The Devil's Own"
As in on tv or something?
Wendy Torrance
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Wrong Slide Of Heaven" originally "Wrong Side Of Heaven"
Peter
"The Devil's Down" originally "The Devil's Own"
Heather Brockwell
"The Devil's Town" originally "The Devil's Own"
Heather Brockwell
"The Devil's Gown" originally "The Devil's Own"
Heather Brockwell
"The Sway Of The Fist" originally "The Way Of The Fist"
Duncan Moore
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Battle Porn" originally "Battle Born"
Garrison
"My Own Hall" originally "My Own Hell"
Is that like having your own room?
Garrison
"She Devil's Own" originally "The Devil's Own"
Wendy Torrance
"Asses" originally "Ashes"
As in donkeys?
Garrison
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Inside Out" | "Holiday" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Remember Everything" | "Mercenary Everything" | theshatteredaurora |
| "Far From Home" | "Almost Five" | Cryogentics |
| "Wrong Side of Heaven" | "Five Nightmares to Bare" | Cryogentics |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Back Home Fort Minor | Back For More Five Finger Death Punch | Back Home For More | Garrison |
| My Heart Lied Five Finger Death Punch | Cold Static-X | My Cold Heart Lied FFDP had a song titled Cold too | SpiderSkull98 |
| Battle Born Five Finger Death Punch | Born in the 50's The Police | Battle Born in the 50's | Garrison |
| Here To Die Five Finger Death Punch | Die For You Otherwise | Here To Die For You That's some serious devotion right there. | Garrison |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Three Finger Death Punch
Three Days Grace combined with Five Finger Death Punch
Not nearly as effective. Back to five!
Submitted By: Garrison
Five Iron Finger Death Punch Frenzy
Five Iron Frenzy combined with Five Finger Death Punch
Intensifies the implications of both names.
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Five Finger Death Cab
Five Finger Death Punch combined with Death Cab for Cutie
Submitted By: JeReMy
Fourteen Inch Fingernails Death Punch
Five Finger Death Punch combined with Nine Inch Nails
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
There are additional Five Finger Death Punch Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics: Stinks like Quaranten
Original Lyrics: A switchblade for a tongue
| "The Way of the Fist"
Misheard Lyrics: Stephanie!
Original Lyrics: Step to me!
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"Anywhere But Here"
Misheard Lyrics: If it all turns to piss.
Original Lyrics: If it all disappears.
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"The Devil's Own"
Opening Lines: The Devil's Own, WHY?!
Comments: Ivan (singer) says it in a deep voice
Submitted by: Spiderskull98
| "No One Gets Left Behind"
Opening Lines: No one gets left behind! Another fallen soul!
Comments: Submitted by: Garrison
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Wrong Hide Of Seven" originally "Wrong Side Of Heaven"
Submitted by: Blake DeKalb
"Song Ride Of Heaven" originally "Wrong Side Of Heaven"
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"Song Ride Of Heaven" originally "Wrong Side Of Heaven"
Submitted by: Mary Byram
"I Moan "Hell"" originally "My Own Hell"
Submitted by: Flora Rolf
"Breaking Well" originally "Wrecking Ball"
Submitted by: Garrison
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"The Devil's Own"
The Lyrics: Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be?
No matter what I've done, you've always criticized me Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be? When it's said and done, will you remember me? Why: The song is about having verbally abusive and negelctful parents, yet it maintains a heavy metal flow throughout the entire song.
Submitted by: Garrison
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