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Also known as: Francis Avallone. Submitted by: beach
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Snooty School Dropout" | "Beauty School Dropout" | Evil Olive |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Swingin' On A Rainbow," | No person or thing can swing on a rainbow. | Candy Welty |
"Venus In Blue Jeans," | Planets do not wear pants | Susanna Viljanen |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Jack Names the Planets," Ash | "Venus," Frankie Avalon | |
"Jack And Diane," John Mellencamp | "Two Fools," Frankie Avalon | |
"What Do You Want," Billy Idol | "I'll Take Sweden," Frankie Avalon | |
"Hair," The Cowsills | "Beauty School Dropout," Frankie Avalon | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Venus" | "Penis" | G. R. Broski |
"Venus" | "Roxanne" | Duc4AmIRight |
"Venus" | "Fetus" | Airfarcewon |
"Venus" | "Venus" | John A. Barry |
"Beauty School Dropout" | "Don't Get Your Cock Out" | Phil Alexander |
"Beauty School Dropout" | "Terror School Dropout" | Kristof Robertson |
"Venus" | "Vegans" | John A. Barry |
"Venus" | "Weiners" | Airfarcewon |
"Venus" | "Venus" | John A. Barry |
"Venus" | "Eunice" | Sally Weber |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Beauty School Dropout | The salon | Amanda |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
The Yellow Rose Of Texas Mitch Miller | Venus Frankie Avalon | The Yellow Rose Of Venus, Texas There IS such a place! | Doodah Bobo |
The Bluest Eyes in Texas George Strait | Venus Frankie Avalon | The Bluest Eyes In Venus, Texas There IS such a place! | Doodah Bobo |
All My Ex's Live In Texas George Strait | Venus Frankie Avalon | All My Ex's Live In Venus, Texas There IS such a place! | Doodah Bobo |
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics: Pianist, if you will
Original Lyrics: Venus, if you will
| "Why"
Misheard Lyrics: Yes, you owe me
Original Lyrics: Yes, you love me
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"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics: Make my list come through
Original Lyrics: Make my wish come true
| "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics: Venus, make her fail
Original Lyrics: Venus, make her fair
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics: Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to kill. Original Lyrics: Venus, if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Amber Malone When I first heard this (on the radio), the line sounded to me like the misheard version above. I listened closely to the rest of the song to see if that could possibly be right. But killing the girl certainly didn't seem to fit the rest of the song. Since I heard it on the radio, I didn't have a chance to know just when I might hear it again. I asked several people if they knew of the song. Finally one friend told me he knew it and the line was 'a little girl for me to THRILL'. He had it on a CD and later played it for me. Listening closely, I was convinced that he was right, and relieved that the song was about wanting to thrill, not kill, a girl. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Just Ask Your Heart"
Opening Lines: Just ask your heart who dreams about you.
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Venus"
Opening Lines: Hey, Venus!
Comments: The second line of this oldies song is: "Oh, Venus!" Was a #1 song back in 1959. This is the first of three times the mythical goddess of love would make the #1 position, the other two times were in 1970 with Shocking Blue and 1986 with Bananarama's remake of Shocking Blue's tune.
Submitted by: Peter
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