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Fun Music Information -> Hard-Fi
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Band Name Origins:
- It was given to them by Lee "Scratch" Perry, and it is a type of music that was originated in the mid 1900's. Submitted by: Dongquan
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Steve Kemp" | "Pest killer" | - Dongquan |
Better Off Solo?:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Richard Archer" | "Featured in a Tommy Hools song back in 2003 way before Hard-Fi released their first ever single." | - Dongquan |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Soft-Fi | They will play love songs and not so hard rock. | Dongquan |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Bourbon Nights" | "Suburban Nights" | Regina Haniger |
| "Suburban Fights" | "Suburban Knights" | Dongquan |
| "Easy to Smash" | "Hard to Beat" | Dongquan |
| "Living for the Weekday" | "Living for the Weekend" | Dongquan |
| "Farty Feet" | "Hard To Beat" | Phillips |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "24/5," Mimi Webb | "Living for the Weekend," Hard-Fi | |
| "When I Need You," Leo Sayer | "I Close My Eyes," Hard-Fi | |
| "Window Shopper," 50 Cent | "Cash Machine," Hard-Fi | |
| "Where Do You Go?," No Mercy | "Cash Machine," Hard-Fi | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Can't Get Long (Without You)" originally "Can't Get Along (Without You)"
Dongquan
"Suburban Nights" originally "Suburban Knights"
Same pronounciation, different meaning/spelling
Dongquan
"Living Or The Weekend" originally "Living For The Weekend"
You have two choices: Live or the weekend
Dongquan
"Had To Beat" originally "Hard To Beat"
Lois Teem
"Ash Machine" originally "Cash Machine"
Dongquan
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Hard To Bleat" originally "Hard To Beat"
Joe
"Hard Top Beat" originally "Hard To Beat"
Definitely changes the meaning.
Dongquan
"Clash Machine" originally "Cash Machine"
Dongquan
"Heard To Beat" originally "Hard To Beat"
Dongquan
"Crash Machine" originally "Cash Machine"
Kerianne Hopkins
Change a Letter:
"Cast Machine" originally "Cash Machine"
Dongquan
"Sash Machine" originally "Cash Machine"
Dongquan
"Wash Machine" originally "Cash Machine"
Dongquan
"Hand To Beat" originally "Hard To Beat"
A hand in a card game, that is.
Amy Grunt
"Can't Bet Along (Without You)" originally "Can't Get Along (Without You)"
Someone help me with my footy tips!
Dongquan
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Suburban Knights" | "Festive Days" | Christopher Long |
| "Cash Machine" | "Dishwasher" | Dongquan |
| "Cash Machine" | "Britney Spears" | Dongquan |
| "Cash Machine" | "Computer" | Dongquan |
| "Cash Machine" | "Duffy's Concert" | Dongquan |
| "Cash Machine" | "Blair Machine" | Powersymphonia |
| "Living For The Weekend" | "Living for the Pleading" | Bonomaniac89' |
| "Cash Machine" | "Gluttony" | n0tr3sp0ns1bl3 |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Suburban Knights | Police station | Dongquan |
| Living for the Weekend | Workplace | Dongquan |
| Better do Better | Domestic Violence Counselling | Dongquan |
| Middle Eastern Holiday | Baghdad International Airport | Dongquan |
| Hard To Beat | Geelong Football Club | Dongquan |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| 24/5 Mimi Webb | Cash Machine Hard-Fi | 24/5 Cash Machine A cash machine that operates on weekdays only. | Dongquan |
| A Driver Saved My Night Sigrid | Suburban Knights Hard-Fi | A Driver Saved My Suburban Knights | Dongquan |
| Blue LeAnn Rimes | Cash Machine Hard Fi | Blue Cash Machine Is it possible? | W |
| Over My Head (Cable Car) The Fray | Cash Machine Hard-Fi | Over My Head (Cash Machine) | Dongquan |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Hard-Republic
OneRepublic combined with Hard-Fi
Submitted By: Dongquan
Tenacious-Fi
Tenacious D combined with Hard-Fi
Submitted By: Dongquan
Blue-Fi
Blue combined with Hard-Fi
Two UK all-boy bands.
Submitted By: Dongquan
Maroon-Fi
Maroon 5 combined with Hard-Fi
Submitted By: Dongquan
There are additional Hard-Fi Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Suburban Knights"
Misheard Lyrics: In a chocolate office, we sing our song, we all sing
Original Lyrics: In shop and office, we sing our song, we all sing
| "Living For The Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics: Bulls**t!
or Push it! Original Lyrics: Pressure!
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"Living For The Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics: So my neighbors are on the list
Original Lyrics: So my name isn't on the list
| "Cash Machine"
Misheard Lyrics: There's a hole in my rocket
Original Lyrics: There's a hole in my pocket
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Living for the Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics: Bulls**t!
OR Push it! Original Lyrics: Pressure!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Dongquan Sounds like there's some swearing in this song.... |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Cash Machine"
Better Lyrics:
There's a pole in my rocket
Original Lyrics:
There's a hole in my pocket
Submitted by: Dongquan
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Cash Machine"
The Repetitive Lyrics: There's a hole in my pocket, my pocket, my pocket
Why They're Repetitive: Repeated three times, and was about to be repeated a fourth time before the "my pocket, my pocket" part was cut out.
Submitted by: Dongquan
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Cash Machine"
The Insincere Lyrics: I try to phone a friend
My credit's in the red Why They're Insincere: The singer mentions the "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" lifeline, but then he finds out that he's got no more credit.
Submitted by: Dongquan
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Cash Machine"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: There's a hole in my pocket
Why They're Inappropriate: What does having a hole in your pocket got to do with this song?
Submitted by: Dongquan
| "Living For The Weekend"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: So my name isn't on the list
'no you can't come in, so go home boys!' Why They're Inappropriate: You cannot celebrate the weekend without having fun with your mates.
Submitted by: Dongquan
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| There are additional inappropriate lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Living for the Weekend"
The Lyrics: Run down my street, Adidas on my feet
I'm on fire Product Brand Name: Adidas
Submitted by: Dongquan
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Better do Better"
The Song Lyrics: Oh let me tell ya I am through with you
Song They Mention: "Through With You" by Maroon 5.
Submitted by: Dongquan
| "Better do Better"
The Song Lyrics: Cheated on me, I was the last to know
Song They Mention: "Last to Know" by Pink.
Submitted by: Dongquan
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| There are additional Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Living for the Weekend"
Opening Lines: Oh, I've been working all week I'm tired, yeah I've been working all week I'm just living for the weekend.
Comments: Submitted by: Dongquan
| "Cash Machine"
Opening Lines: Go to a cash machine, to get a ticket home.
Comments: Submitted by: Dongquan
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Song Title Space Change:
"Sub Ur Bank Nights" originally "Suburban Knights"
Submitted by: Dongquan
"Living For The Wee Ken D." originally "Living For The Weekend"
So Ken D. is a really small guy?
Submitted by: Lou Quilson
"Is Hall Over Come" originally "I Shall Overcome"
Submitted by: Dongquan
Band Name Anagrams:
Hard If Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Had Fir Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Hid Far Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Far Hid Submitted by: Marcia Todd
Had-Fri Submitted by: Dongquan
Song Title Anagrams:
"Mechanic Ash" originally "Cash Machine"
Submitted by: Dongquan
"A Rat Hotbed" originally "Hard To Beat"
Submitted by: H. Tim Smith
"Hatred Boat" originally "Hard To Beat"
Submitted by: H. Tim Smith
"Toad Breath" originally "Hard To Beat"
Submitted by: Mermaid's Pedicurist
"Diet too Uptight" originally "Tied Up Too Tight"
Submitted by: Dongquan
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Tied Up Too Tight"
The Lyrics: Straight out of West London
Why: West London - I believe the band are trying to get out of West London.
Submitted by: Dongquan
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Tarred Who Beat" originally "Hard To Beat"
Submitted by: Linda Radnil
"Debtor, Boo Better" originally "Better Do Better"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
"Better Boo Debtor" originally "Better Do Better"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
"Better To Bedder" originally "Better Do Better"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
"Wry Anne" originally "I Ran"
Submitted by: Valerie Cameron
There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Cash Machine"
The Lyrics: There's a hole in my pocket
Why: There's a pole in my hocket
Submitted by: Dongquan
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Lyrics Alliteration:
"Tied up Too Tight"
The Lyrics: Tied up too tight!
Why: Tied, too and tight all start with a 't'. And it's repeated in the chorus as well.
Submitted by: Dongquan
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Fard-Hi originally "Hard-Fi"
Submitted by: Dongquan
