Song Parodies -> "Dishwasher"

Original Song Title:

"Cash Machine"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Dishwasher"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Only read this if you have just bought a new dishwasher.

Turn on the dishwasher
To finish the washing
A message in the book
Says "it won't function"
No no this can't be right
I've got two dirty bowls
I've only just bought this dishwasher
From the market No...
Yeah...

[chorus]
I spent thousands it ain't easy you know it's so hard
Working 24/7 for 40 weeks a year
I wonder if I'll ever gain what I want to
Better believe it
I've just bought a dishwasher

[interlude]

I called the technician
My dishwasher's not working
I tried to fix myself
Police officers there.
No no this can't be right
I thought I wouldn't be caught
It seems like sometimes you don't have time to fix it
No...
Right...

[chorus]

What am I gonna do?
I've got too much work to do.
I tried to do it safe
But it took too damn long.
No no this can't be right
I know it's too much work
I can't afford to have a dirty meal
So I leave tonight...
Right...

[chorus]

Dishwasher (x3)

And there's germs on my dishes
My dishes (x4, don't repeat my dishes on 4th turn)

Eh eh eh eh eh

So now you know how to operate a dishwasher.

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