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Fun Music Information -> Herb Alpert
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Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about Herb Alpert that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Herb Alpert, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "The Light That Couldn't Shine" | "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "The Horn That Couldn't Toot" | "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "The Love Nest," | Nests are not made of love. | Yvette Bristle |
| "My Abstract Heart," | Hearts aren't abstract. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Under A Spanish Moon," | The Moon has no nationality. | Yvette Bristle |
| "No Time For Time," | This is an oxymoron. Time exists. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?," Dionne Warwick | "Route 101," Herb Alpert | |
| "Is There Something I Should Know?," Duran Duran | "This Guy's In Love With You," Herb Alpert | |
| "Long Lonesome Highway," Michael Parks | "Route 101," Herb Alpert | |
| "I'm Gonna Love That Gal," Perry Como | "This Guy's In Love With You," Herb Alpert | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"The Bell Hat Couldn't Jingle" originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Alyssa Jayne
"No Time For Tim" originally "No Time For Time"
Yvette Bristle
"Zorba The Reek" originally "Zorba The Greek"
Zorba needs a bath! -:)
Peter
"Tijuana Tax" originally "Tijuana Taxi"
Jamie Burke
"Zorba The Geek" originally "Zorba The Greek"
Terror Reid
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"The Belly That Couldn't Jingle" originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"The Belle That Couldn't Jingle" originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Same sound, different meaning.
Alyssa Jayne
"My Abstract Hearth" originally "My Abstract Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Arise" originally "Rise"
Serafina
"Risen" originally "Rise"
Millie Henry
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"The Bell That Wouldn't Jingle" originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Melissa
"The Boll That Couldn't Jingle" originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
As in a cotton boll
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"Thy Bell That Couldn't Jingle" originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"The Bell That Couldn't Jiggle" originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Kris Kringle Aguilera
"The Well That Couldn't Jingle" originally "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle"
Alyssa Jayne
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "A Taste of Honey" | "A Waste of Money" | Glynn Leaney |
| "The Bell That Couldn't Jingle" | "He Tried to Blow Up Christmas" | Melanie Lee |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Isabel Il Divo | The Bell That Couldn't Jingle Herb Alpert | Isabel That Couldn't Jingle | Donna Rand Blitzen |
| This Guy's In Love With You Herb Alpert | With Or Without You U2 | This Guy's In Love With Or Without You | Isac |
| Route 101 Herb Alpert | Route 66 King Cole Trio | Route 167 | Kacper |
| The Lonely Bull Herb Alpert | Frog Went a-Courtin' Burl Ives | The Lonely Bullfrog Went a-Courtin' | Raphael |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Peaches & Herb Alpert
Peaches & Herb combined with Herb Alpert
An obvious combo that I'm surprised wasn't already submitted yet
Submitted By: Cassandra
Herbal Essence
Herb Alpert combined with Evanescence
A brand of shampoo! Just take the first six letters from Herb Alpert's full name (which spell out Herbal), and then work with the last pair of syllables of the other act's name, and voila!
Submitted By: nally
Misheard Lyrics:
"This Guy's In Love With You"
Misheard Lyrics: If one of us dies
Original Lyrics: If not, I'll just die.
| "This Guy's In Love With You"
Misheard Lyrics: My lover just died
Original Lyrics: If not I'll just die
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"This Guy's In Love With You"
Misheard Lyrics: Say you're in love
In love with the sky. Original Lyrics: Say you're in love
In love with this guy. | "This Guy's In Love With You"
Misheard Lyrics: The sky's in love with you.
Original Lyrics: This guy's in love with you.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Love Is"
Opening Lines: Love is carin', love is meaning, love is sharin', love is feeling
Comments: Those are the only lyrics, the rest is instrumental.
Submitted by: Frosty The Cat
| "Keep Your Eye On Me"
Opening Lines: Keep your eye on me. Keep your eye on me. Perfect!
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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| There are additional spelling lyrics available. | |
Band Name Anagrams:
Help Barter Submitted by: Boy George Harrison Ford Escort
Pal Herbert Submitted by: Orville Beddenrocker
Brat Helper Submitted by: Louisa Ferncliff
Treble Harp Submitted by: Joe
Rap Her Belt Submitted by: The Quirkfetch Kid
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Eat Crab" originally "Cabaret"
No thanks, I don't like to eat shellfish.
Submitted by: Bob Oldhart
"Eris" originally "Rise"
Eris=dwarf planet or namesake goddess of discord
Submitted by: Jamie Burke
"Sire" originally "Rise"
Submitted by: Kerianne Hopkins
Song Title Acrostics:
AS: "African Summer"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Rise"
2007 supernatural thriller starring Lucy Liu
Submitted by: Peter
