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These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Michael Jackson & The Jackson 5, The JacksonsNew Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
The Jackson 4 | Jackie/Tito/Jermaine/Marlon are constant members | Alex |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Do It Yourself " | "Enjoy Yourself " | Adam |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"All I Do Is Think Of You," | That'd mean not eating, sleeping, breathing, etc. | Heather Brockwell |
"Dancing Machine," | No kind of machine has been known to dance | Isac |
"Rockin' Robin," | Robins can't rock. | J. |
"Never Can Say Goodbye," | You can say goodbye at any time. | Reggie Pillbox |
"The Mirrors In My Mind," | Minds do not have mirrors. | Reggie Pillbox |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor," The Arctic Monkeys | "Dancing Machine," The Jackson 5 | |
"New Sensation," INXS | "Can You Feel It?," Jackson 5 | |
"Chances Are," Johnny Mathis | "I'll Be There," Jackson 5 | |
"Let Me Be There," Olivia Newton-John | "I'll Be There," The Jackson 5 | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"ABC" | "CDC" | Dan Creeden |
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" | "Bargian Hunters Is Back On TV" | Erik "Taz" Mokracek |
"The Wall" | "Paint Up These Walls" | Melanie Lee |
"I'll Be There" | "I Don't Care" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"I Want You Back" | "You Want A Smack?" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Dancing Machine" | "Acting Serene" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"ABC" | "CBA (Contraception, Birth by unwed women, Abortion)" | Yolanda DeByle |
"Rockin' Robin" | "Shockin' Robin (R.I.P)" | Matthias |
"ABC" | "ADD" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"ABC" | "IS-3" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
I'll Be There | Life Insurance | MJJfan |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Can You Feel It? | Micropenis Sexual Relations Support Line | Starving Hobo |
A B C | Society For Dyslexia | Anna Buehnenheim |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
The Politics Of Dancing Re-Flex | Dancing Machine Jackson 5 | The Politics Of The Dancing Machine | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
We'll Never Have To Say Goodbye Again England Dan And John Ford Coley | Never Can Say Goodbye The Jackson 5 | We Never Can Say Goodbye Again | Sir Isac Newton |
Welcome To The Machine Pink Floyd | Dancing Machine Jackson 5 | Welcome To The Dancing Machine | Slappy Black |
Say The Word Christy Romano (AKA the voice of Kim Possible) | I'll Be There Jackson 5 | Say The Word, I'll Be There | SpiderBraids |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Jackson 5 Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"The Love You Save"
Misheard Lyrics: Your promise for my wing
Original Lyrics: Your promise for my ring
| "Never Can Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics: I never can sterilize
Original Lyrics: I never can say goodbye
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"Dancing Machine"
Misheard Lyrics: She's at Penn Station
Original Lyrics: She's a dancing machine
| "ABC"
Misheard Lyrics: As simple as fooling me
Original Lyrics: As simple as do-re-mi
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"ABC"
Misheard Lyrics: How to get your name
Original Lyrics: How to get an A
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I thought they were teaching to get their name. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"The Love You Save"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Hold on, Hold on
Hold on, Hold on Why They're Repetitive: Ok, ok, ok, ok, she is, she is, she is, she is. Cool song, though.
Submitted by: Andrew Room
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"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
The Dated Lyrics: He saw mommy kissing, kissin', kissin' Santa Claus
I did, I really did see mommy kissing Santa Claus And I'm gonna tell my dad. Why They're Dated: Joe Jackson (1928-2018) is no longer here to marvel at this information.
Submitted by: Bob
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"Dreamer"
Opening Lines: I guess I'll always a dreamer.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Body"
Opening Lines: Girl, I want your body.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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There are additional spelling lyrics available. |
"Blame it on the Boogie"
The Lyrics: Blame it on yourself, ain't nobody's fault
Why: This part in the adlibs really doesn't make sense grammatically, with the double negative (even if we were to accept "ain't" as valid grammar), though we understand what he is saying here ;)
Submitted by: J.
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"Goin' Back To Indiana"
The Lyrics: I'm goin' back to Indiana. Indiana here I come.
Why: The Jacksons are all from Gary, Indiana.
Submitted by: Arnold Jackson 5
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