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Fun Music Information -> Kelly Rowland

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Kelandria Rowland. Submitted by: soul ii

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Hole""Stole"yanet:ass seen on TV

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Sole" originally "Stole"
Julia Stiles

Change a Letter:

"Style" originally "Stole"
Serafina
"Stone" originally "Stole"
Serafina
"Store" originally "Stole"
Serafina
"Stale" originally "Stole"
Stan Doff
"Stove" originally "Stole"
Alina

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Stole""Grammatical Error"Diana
"Stole""Surrounded By Clones"Jill
"Stole""Stole (The Chaos Emeralds)"Neo Matrix
"Stole""Coal"S.T.G.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
StoleTheft RingGar
StolePolice (theft)Anne

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Machine Gun Kelly Rowland
Machine Gun Kelly combined with Kelly Rowland
Just a thought if she went rogue.
Submitted By: Steve

Misheard Lyrics:

"When Love Takes Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see me here all overloaded
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see me here all over alone
"Stole"
Misheard Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the airport
or
She put her fingers in the airplane
Original Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the imprints
"Stole"
Misheard Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the ink prints
Original Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the imprints
"Stole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since he walked through that swimming pool, whoa
He's all over prime time news
(Later)
He was gay
OR
He had a game
Original Lyrics:
Since he walked through that classroom door
He's all over prime time news
(Later)
He had game
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Stole"
Misheard Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the airport
or
She put her fingers in the airplane
Original Lyrics:
She put her fingers in the imprints

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

I thought she could have put her fingers in the airport or airplane - when her whole body really was.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Simply Deep"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Through my eyes I vision you
Why They're Nonsensical:
You just wouldn't believe this - to add to her scope of talent, Kelly Rowland can actually 'vision' things using...guess what...her eyes! Amazing girl! And to top things all, she possesses the inability to discern between what is a noun and what is a verb! Cor, blimey! How can you 'vision' someone? Considering this was written by Beyonce's sister Solange - constantly touted by her big sis and Kelly as one of 'the best songwriters ever' - as well, this alone is enough to force one to hold such a claim with strong suspicion.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"Stole"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Her life was stole
Why They're Nonsensical:
Shouldn't it be "stolen", since that's the past participle?
Submitted by: Junior

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Stole"
The Lyrics:
Mary's got the same size hands
As Marilyn Monroe
Who They Mention:
Marilyn Monroe
Submitted by: P
 

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"Kel-lee Rowe-lind
She was a member of Destiny's Child before going solo, just like her bandmate Beyonce.
Submitted by: Sheila Oh

Band Name Anagrams:

New Dolly, Karl Submitted by: Gus
as in a small cart used for moving heavy things
Worldly Ankle Submitted by: Hayley Spalding

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