-> "Grammatical Error"
Original Song Title:
"Stole"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Grammatical Error"
Parody Written by:
Diana
The Lyrics
She was always a different girl,
The quiet one
Hidden intentions.
She looked down on her brother,
Disrespected her mother,
But was a gifted girl
And voice do get attention.
A kid with one talent
Sexiest chick in school
(maybe a fool)
Who cares she can't read simple primers and such stuff,
It was enough yes,
She had good voice so who could guess?
She was never invisible
With provoking clothes and a pretty face,
Since she took over the microphone
No one cared "bout her mistakes.
Kelly claimed to have lyrics
Just like The Doors'
She put her feet on the US stage
And danced like she knew it all
She coulda been the best pop star
Grammar won't let her go that far
Coz she mistaken
Now we'll never know
What she meant oh no
They were crying to the camera
Tempted by her sweet appearance
They were just tested
She showed up on the stage
As we was cheering her
Some guys breakin' in,
Trying to touch her touch her
Now they wish they woulda went away
And just let her sing
The hit of the day,
If she woulda learned even one conditional
They might have stayed there to make her believe she was unbreakable
She was never invisible girl
With her hottest bra and her nice nice name
Since she wrote her own song "Stole"
Everybody does mistakes.
Kelly claimed to have lyrics
Just like The Doors'
She put her feet on the US stage
And danced like she knew it all
She coulda been the best pop star
Grammar won't let her go that far
Coz she mistaken
Now we'll never know
(The verb's third form oh)
K. R. always got D's in High School, press says (press says)
She had a concert right in Georgia
Couldn't wait get to LA (get to LA)
Now we're gonna hear her slang
Just wear earplugs if you have
Cos she mistaked (Stole)
Now you'll never understand (nope)
Now we'll never never NEVER know
Mmmm what she meant never ever no
Stole (stole?!?!)
Oh whoa yeah yeah yeah
Kelly claimed to have lyrics (to have lyrics)
Just like The Doors' (but oops)
She put her feet on the US stage
And danced like she knew it all (she was sure she was a star)
She coulda been the best pop star (oh damn)
Grammar won't let her go that far (grammar won't let her)
Coz she mistaken (Stole ===> mistaken)
Oh now we'll never know
(The verb's third form oh)
K. R. always got D's in High School, press says (she had no C's oh)
She had a concert right in Georgia
Couldn't wait get to LA (get to LA)
Now we're gonna hear her slang (gonna hear her)
Just wear earplugs if you have
Cos she mistaked (Stole, uhh)
Now you'll never understand
(You'll never understand)
Oh no no no
Yeah her lyrics were mistook
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