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"King Crimson is, as always, more a way of doing things. When there is nothing to be done, nothing is done: Crimson disappears. When there is music to be played: Crimson reappears. If all of life were this simple" -Robert Fripp Submitted by: Sam
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Q: How many King Crimson members does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Bill to refuse to do it and practice the drums some more, Adrian to get the ladder and start changing it, Tony to stop Adrian and suggest a new and interesting way to change it, and Robert to complain that they're doing it wrong and break up the band. Submitted by: StarlessNBibleBlack
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Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Court Of The Crimson King" | Title of the album it appears on: "In The Court of the Crimson King"! - Orville Beddenrocker |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Queen Indigo | Another monarchy; opposite end of the rainbow. | Obi Lame Kenobi |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"The Court of the Crimson King" | "In the Court of Kardashian" | CryHavoc |
"Court of the Crimson King" | "The Tragedy of Toomer's Oaks" | Edward Genereux |
"Walking On Air" | "Talking On Air" | Rex Ungericht |
"Thela Hun Ginjeet" | "Mythical Myst'ry" | Below Average Dave |
"Eyes Wide Open" | "It's Not Open" | Blaydeman |
"In the Wake of Poseidon" | "Dumb White Males" | Agrimorfee |
"Court of the Crimson King" | "Curse of the Crimson Tide" | Matthias |
"Cirkus" | "Burgers" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"21st Century Schizoid Man" | "Really Bad Boy Of Extra Work" | Tony Wiseguy |
"The Court Of The Crimson King" | "The Car With The Big Door Ding" | Patrick Yoness |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Sleepless | NyQuil | Jake Small |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Prince Rupert Awakes | News International | pickle |
21st Century Schizoid Man | Schizophrenia Hotline | Jeff |
21st Century Schizoid Man | Mental Institution | Mr.Small |
Epitath | Funeral Home | princejellyfish |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Are You Happy Now? Michelle Branch | Happy With What You Have To Be Happy With King Crimson | Are You Happy With What You Have To Be Happy With Now? | Jake Small |
21st Century Schitzoid Man King Crimson | Iron Man Black Sabbath | 21st Century Schitzoid Iron Man This would be the longest hard-rocker ever! | Paul Warren |
Happy With What You Have To Be Happy With King Crimson | Are You Happy Now? Michelle Branch | Are You Happy With What You Have To Be Happy With Now? | Jake Small |
21st Century Schizoid Man King Crimson | 21st Century Kind Of Guy Greg Tamblyn | 21st Cenutry Schizoid Man Kinda Guy | Jake Small |
There are additional King Crimson Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Matte Kudasai"
Misheard Lyrics: She sleeps in a tale of her sad America
Original Lyrics: She sleeps in a chair in her sad America
| "Matte Kudasai"
Misheard Lyrics: She sleeps in a tent in her sad America
Original Lyrics: She sleeps in a chair in her sad America
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"Book of Saturday"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause my will's never touched the road
Original Lyrics: 'Cause my wheels never touch the road
| "The Court of the Crimson King"
Misheard Lyrics: On soft grey mornings windows cry
Original Lyrics: On soft grey mornings widows cry
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"Epitaph"
Misheard Lyrics: On future, will be my epitaph.
'Cause I crawl, I cracked, and broken path. If we make it we can all sit back and laugh. 'Cause I will tomorrow I'll be crying. Yes I will tomorrow I'll be crying. Yes I will tomorrow I'll be crying. Original Lyrics: Confusion will be my epitaph.
As I crawl a cracked and broken path. If we make it we can all sit back and laugh. But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. Yes I fear tomorrow I'll be crying. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Wisnu Aji It was an answer from The Moody Blues' pop hit, "Nights in White Satin", that another progressive rock band, Barclay James Harvest, sampling it in their song, "Poor Man's Moody Blues", but not popular as well. "Nights in White Satin" from The Moody Blues' second studio album, "Days of Future Passed", was released on 10 November 1967, while "Epitaph" from its debut studio album, "In the Court of the Crimson King", was released two years later on 10 October 1969. So, Robert Fripp and friends wrote their song as an answer from "Nights in White Satin" and there are similarity in every choruses on "Nights in White Satin", "Epitaph", and "Poor Man's Moody Blues" (coda on "Nights in White Satin" ended with a little bit of symphony, the poem "Late Lament", and later fade-out gong while coda on the latter like "Epitaph" and "Poor Man's Moody Blues" ended fade-out while the music still playing in upbeat tempo). "Epitaph" was also a sign of the born of progressive rock because it was born in underground territory. About this song: "Epitaph" was featured on the album "In the Court of the Crimson King" that also including their only single charting on Billboard's Pop Chart titled "The Court of the Crimson King" (reaching #80). |
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"Heartbeat"
Opening Lines: I need to feel your heartbeat, heartbeat.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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