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The Stone Poneys, Linda Ronstat, Linda Ronstadt/Neil Young, Linda Ronstadt & James Ingram, Linda RondstadtWhy is Linda Ronstadt's commode surrounded by hand rails? Because it's so easy to fall in, love. Submitted by: Greg Hulak
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Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"The Pirates of Penzance" | Ronstadt would later do the Broadway Series of this film. - Paul Warren |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Blue By You" | "Blue Bayou" | Richard Wetfuss |
"Blue Caillou" | "Blue Bayou" | Joey |
"When Can I Make Love?" | "When Will I Be Loved?" | Paul Warren |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Sorrow Lives Here," | Sorrow is not a living thing. | Yvette Bristle |
"Cry Like A Rainstorm," | Storms don't cry. | Yvette Bristle |
"Mr. Radio," | Radios don't have a gender. | Yvette Bristle |
"Love Is A Rose," | Love is an emotion, not a flower. | Yvette Bristle |
"Heart Like A Wheel," | A heart isn't round, so it can't be like a wheel. | Peggy Dishwasher |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"You're Pitiful," Weird Al Yankovic | "Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me," Linda Ronstadt | |
"Is There Something I Should Know?," Duran Duran | "I've Got A Crush On You," Linda Ronstadt | |
"Good Thing," Fine Young Cannibals | "You're No Good," Linda Ronstadt | |
"Bad Boys," Inner Circle | "You're No Good," Linda Ronstadt | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"You're No Good" | "Rump's No Good" | eeL deaL |
"Blue Bayou" | "At The Bayou" | EWOP |
"It's So Easy" | "It's So Easy (To Mock That Schmuck)" | eeL deaL |
"Willin’" | "Billin’" | John A. Barry |
"Willin’" | "Billin’" | John A. Barry |
"Willin'" | "Fillin’" | John A. Barry |
"Heat Wave" | "Cheat Day" | jbels |
"When will I be loved" | "When will I get off" | Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd |
"When Will I Be Loved?" | "When Did I Get Old?" | Rex Ungericht |
"When Will I Be Loved" | "Why Was I Not Loved" | Scribbling Monkey Collective |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Somewhere Out There | Tributes To Overseas Solders In Iraq | WhizkidF |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
You're No Good | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Liz |
You're No Good | Trump '24 | Sheila |
You're No Good | Democrat Political Party | Edward |
You're No Good | Self-Esteem Helpline | Natalie Stonecipher |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Don't Know Why Norah Jones | You're No Good Linda Ronstadt | Don't Know Why You're No Good | Serafina |
I Don't Want To Wait Paula Cole | Long, Long Time Linda Ronstadt | I Don't Want To Wait A Long, Long Time | Serafina |
Don't Ask Me Why Billy Joel | You're No Good Linda Ronstadt | Don't Ask Me Why You're No Good | Liza Lott |
You Might Think The Cars | You're No Good Linda Ronstadt | You Might Think You're No Good | Rachel |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"Back in the U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics: Come on Dory
Original Lyrics: Come on darling
| "Get Closer"
Misheard Lyrics: One love
or Voila or More love Original Lyrics: Want love?
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"You're No Good"
Misheard Lyrics: You're my boo, you're my boo, you're my boo
Original Lyrics: You're no good, you're no good, you're no good
| "When Will I Be Loved"
Misheard Lyrics: When will I have e-love
Original Lyrics: When will I be loved
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Heat Wave"
Misheard Lyrics: It's like a speed way.
Original Lyrics: It's like a heat wave.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jim Someone asked me what I had just said when the song was playing and I said It's like a speed way. They started laughing and began sharing with everyone there what I thought the lyrics were. Still gets a good laugh from everyone when it is brought up. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Blue Bayou"
The Funny Lyrics: Since I left my baby behind on Blue Bayou
Why They're Funny: Every time I hear this, it is difficult restraining my laughter, if I'm in a situation where that is prudent. Maybe I learned an obscure term from my mother who once worked in a sewing room. She told me that in that sewing room, the term 'baby behind' was used for a certain anatomical feature. It is the anatomical feature that I've since discovered to be more commonly referred to as 'cleavage'.
Submitted by: Trina Lufkin
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"You're No Good"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You're no good
You're no good You're no good Baby, you're no good Why They're Repetitive: This song is so arrrgh, and Linda's last name was misspelled two times already. Ronstadt is the correct spelling.
Submitted by: Erik
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"Silver Threads And Golden Needles"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And I cannot drown my sorrows in the warm glow of your wine.
Why They're Nonsensical: When or where does wine glow warmly? Maybe in a wine cellar in Chernobyl? Actually, I suspect it would take much more radiation than that to make wine glow!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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"Poor Poor Pitiful Me"
The Insincere Lyrics: Yes, he really worked me over good
He was a credit to his gender He put me through some changes Lord , sorta like a Waring blender Why They're Insincere: Couldn't think of anything better to rhyme with gender?
Submitted by: Lorraine
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"It Doesn't Matter Anymore"
The Insulting Lyrics: And you won't matter anymore.
Why They're Insulting: It sounds like Linda wants the person she's singing to (not the listener, otherwise she'd be breaking the fourth wall) out of her sight and out of her life.
Submitted by: Hank E. Panky
| "You're No Good"
The Insulting Lyrics: Now I see how you really are.
You're no good, you're no good, you're no good, baby you're no good I'm gonna say it again You're no good, you're no good, you're no good, baby you're no good Why They're Insulting: She's obviously telling the guy how she really feels about him.
Submitted by: Celeste
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"Poor Poor Pitiful Me"
The Lyrics: Just like Jesse James
Who They Mention: Jesse James
Submitted by: Darrell Wilhelm
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"Poor Poor Pitiful Me"
The Lyrics: Well, he really worked me over good He was a credit to his gender He really worked me over good Sort of like a Waring blender
Product Brand Name: Waring blender. This song was written and also recorded by Warren Zevon, known for his sardonic wit.
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
| "Poor Poor Pitiful Me"
The Lyrics: Yes, he really worked me over good
He was a credit to his gender Took me through some changes Lord, sorta like a Waring blender Product Brand Name: Waring
Submitted by: crazydon
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"Skylark"
Opening Lines: Skylark, have you anything to say to me? Won't you tell me where my love can be?
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Love Is A Rose"
Opening Lines: Love is a rose but you better not pick it. Only grows when it's on the vine.
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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There are additional spelling lyrics available. |
"Different Drums"
The Lyrics: We'll both live a lot longer
If you live without me. Why: Unless there is an implied threat of a murder / suicide here, she's presuming to know way too much about both of their life expectancies!
Submitted by: Amber Wayland
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"Poor Poor Pitiful Me"
The Lyrics: Well I met a boy in the Vieux Carres down in Yokohama.
Why: The city of Yokohama Japan.
Submitted by: Edward
| "Back In The U.S.A."
The Lyrics: New York, Los Angeles,
Oh how I yearn for you. Detroit, Chicago, Chattanooga, Baton Rouge. God, I long to be at my home back in old St Lou. Why: Refers to several U.S. cities: New York, New York; Los Angeles, California; Detroit, Michigan; Chicago, Illinois; Chattanooga, Tennessee; Baton Rouge, Louisiana; and St. Louis, Missouri.
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
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There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available. |
"Different Drum"
The Lyrics: So goodbye I'll be leaving
I see no sense in this crying and grieving Why: It's a flowing and happy-sounding song, but it's all about not being interested in this guy! or not wanting a monogamous relationship with him...
Submitted by: Amy Lamborn
| "Different Drum"
The Lyrics: You and I, travel to a beat of a different drum,
Can't you tell by the way I run, every time you lay eyes on me. Why: Major key, cheerful harpsichord solo, a baroque-style string arrangement, but the song is about a woman who dumps her man saying, "It isn't you, It's me." concept.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"Blue Bayou"
The Lyrics: Oh that boy of mine by my side,
The silver moon in the evening tide. Why: Oh that toy of mine by my side,
The silver moon in the evening bide. Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
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There are additional Lyrics Spoonerisms available. |
"You're No Good"
The Lyrics: Now I see how you really are
You're no good, you're no good you're no good, baby you're no good Why: Imagine how horribly ironic, and embarrassing, it would be if you were in bed with your husband/wife/signifficant other and your phone went of?
He/She might think that you intended to tell him/her that they're bad at doing the deed. Submitted by: Celeste
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