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Band Name Origins:
- Manowar was the name of an old battleship , which was heavily armed and protected. Submitted by: kingfreddys
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Manowar" | A favorite live show opener. The studio version is on the band's debut album, "Battle Hymns". - GlamRockNinjaLord |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Achilles, The Agony And The Ecstacy" | Despite being almost half an hour long, this song has less than ten minutes of vocals and no mention of more than two of the words in the title together. - GlamRockNinjaLord |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Pharlap | Another legendary horse's name scrunched together. | The Late Bruce Lee |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Fighting The World," | You cannot fight the entire world! | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Kings Of Metal," | Metal is not a monarchy. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Ride The Dragon," | Dragons are mythical creatures, they don't exist. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Heart Of Steel," | Hearts aren't made of steel | Mrs. Critic |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Name Of The Game," ABBA | "Defender," Manowar | |
| "Mother," Danzig | "Father," Manowar | |
| "Iron Man," Black Sabbath | "Heart Of Steel," Manowar | |
| "Turn Up The Radio," Autograph | "Blow Your Speakers," Manowar | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Warriors Of The World Unite" originally "Warriors Of The World United"
Now ends in imperative verb,rather than participle
Karn Smith
"Warriors Of The Wold United" originally "Warriors Of The World United"
Wold = a certain kind of chalky hill
Duncan Moore
"Kings Of Meal" originally "Kings Of Metal"
Jill Conrad
"Warriors Of The Word United" originally "Warriors Of The World United"
The word "united" has its own warriors?
Taylor Dadsen
"Blow Our Speakers" originally "Blow Your Speakers"
U. Carrie Oats
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Heart Of Steele" originally "Heart Of Steel"
Steele can be a surname.
Naomi Swanson
"Today Is A Good Day To Diet" originally "Today Is A Good Day To Die"
Charlotte Ann
"Today Is A Good Day To Dine" originally "Today Is A Good Day To Die"
Charlotte Ann
"Hearth Of Steel" originally "Heart Of Steel"
U. Carrie Oats
"Below Your Speakers" originally "Blow Your Speakers"
Heidi Sharpe
Change a Letter:
"Hail and Mill" originally "Hail and Kill"
Gina
"Blow Your Sneakers" originally "Blow Your Speakers"
Deirdre Collins
"Hail And Fill" originally "Hail And Kill"
Brianna Holden
"Bail And Kill" originally "Hail And Kill"
Brianna Holden
"Jail And Kill" originally "Hail And Kill"
Brianna Holden
There are additional Manowar song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Battle Hymns" | "Battle Memes" | The L77VVV |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Warriors Of The World | United Nations | Scandia |
| Warriors Of The World | United Nations | Scandia |
| Thor (The Powerhead) | The Christian Broadcasting Network | Maximus |
| Today Is A Good Day To Die | Suicide Hotline | Jeffrey Hope |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Break Your Heart Taio Cruz | Heart Of Steel Manowar | Break Your Heart Of Steel | Pepsi's Hartebeest |
| I Love It Loud Kiss | Louder Than Hell Manowar | I Love It Louder Than Hell | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| Under My Wheels Alice Cooper | Wheels Of Fire Manowar | Under My Wheels Of Fire Ouch! | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| Wheels of Fire Manowar | Burning Up Madonna | Wheels of Fire Burning Up | Scotty Dangerously |
| There are additional Manowar duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Half Manowar Half Biscuit
Half Man Half Biscuit combined with Manowar
Submitted By: Lance Crackers
Manfred Mannowar
Manfred Mann combined with Manowar
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord
Candy Manowar
Candyman combined with Manowar
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Manowarrior
Manowar combined with Warrior
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord
There are additional Manowar Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Wheels Of Fire"
Misheard Lyrics: Open mind democracy
Original Lyrics: Open pipes, my machines's
| "Kings of Metal"
Misheard Lyrics: We're gonna crack whips
Original Lyrics: We don't attract wimps
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"Warriors Of The World United"
Misheard Lyrics: Get in my horde and weapons.
Original Lyrics: Gather my horse and weapons.
| "Blow Your Speakers"
Misheard Lyrics: We don't like it
Rock and Roll We don't want it On your show. Original Lyrics: We all like it
Rock and Roll We all want it On your show. |
| There are additional Manowar misheard lyrics available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Achilles, Agony & Ecstasy In Eight Parts"
The Funny Lyrics: hector storms the wall [name of the 1st part of song]
Why They're Funny: hmmmas far as i renember hector was defending Troy against achilles, and 4 sure he was not storming his own city walls if you know acient mythology and listen to this sog, you will fond out that manowar was probably not aware of many mythological facts also narration of this song is changeing very very quickly :)
Submitted by: wodnik
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Metal Warriors"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Heavy metal or no metal at all,
Wimps and posers, leave the hall. Why They're Repetitive: The chorus repeats several times until the end.
Submitted by: Katy
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Kings of Metal"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: We're the kings of metal comin' to town,
When we light up, have the roof nailed down. Don't try to tell us that we're too loud, 'Cause there ain't no way that we'll ever turn down. Why They're Misrhymed: Rhyming "down" with itself.
Submitted by: Katy
| "Blow Your Speakers"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: We all like it Rock and Roll
We all want it on your show Why They're Misrhymed: 'Roll' and 'show'? I don't think so...
Submitted by: Rock Princess
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Man-ah-war
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Metal Warriors"
The Song Lyrics: Got to make it louder, all men play on 10
Song They Mention: "All Men Play On Ten", an earlier song of theirs!
Submitted by: Glenn
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Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"Metal Warriors"
The Boasting Lyrics: Now the world must listen to our decree,
We don't turn down for anyone, We do just what we please. Got to make it louder, All men play on ten. Comments: Boasting about how they're the loudest band and won't turn down (like their other song "Kings of Metal").
Submitted by: Katy
| "Kings of Metal"
The Boasting Lyrics: Manowar Manowar living on the road When we're in town speakers explode We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd They want to keep us down But they can't last When we get up we're gonna kick your ass Gonna keep on burnin' We always will Other bands play Manowar kill Other bands play Manowar kill We like it hard, we like it fast We got the biggest amps, man they blast True metal people want to rock not pose Wearin' jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes They want to keep us down But they can't last When we get up we're gonna kick your ass (...) We're the kings of metal comin' to town When we light up, have the roof nailed down Don't try to tell us that we're too loud 'Cause there ain't no way that we'll ever turn down
Comments: About how they play louder and better than other bands.
Submitted by: Katy
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Song Title Space Change:
"Hat Red" originally "Hatred"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Band Name Anagrams:
Maw Nora Submitted by: Buzz
Maw: regional slang spelling for 'mother'
Roan Maw Submitted by: Anne
Warn Moa Submitted by: Cynthia Avery
Too late -- Moas are extinct already.
Raw Moan Submitted by: Joe
Raw An' Mo' Submitted by: Joe
Song Title Anagrams:
"Ail Hank, Dill" originally "Hail and Kill"
Submitted by: Ott
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Achilles, Agony and Ecstasy" Length: 28+ mins
very long, I listen to it every once and a while, often not getting past 20 min. Listen to the whole song is actually really good though
Submitted by: Sens Fan
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Start Of Heel" originally "Heart Of Steel"
Submitted by: Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Kale And Hill" originally "Hail And Kill"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Epic fantasy-based songs"
Most of the band's lyrics deal with fantasy and mythology.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Warriors of the World United"
The Lyrics: Here our soldiers stand
from all around the world waiting in a line to hear the battle cry Why: If you are interviewing for a job at the United Nations, this better not start ringing or else they will realize you are not the pacifist you claim to be.
Submitted by: Scandia
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