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Band Name Origins:
- Glenn Danzig, the lead singer of the Misfits from 1976-1983, had a great obsession with Marylin Monroe. "The Misfits" was Marylin's last movie. Submitted by: psycho78m
- I guess they were just a bunch of misfits. Submitted by: Art Vandale
Stupid Band Names:
- If the music doesn't keep us out of mainstream society, maybe the name will. Submitted by: Rychendroll
- What ever happened to dignity and self respect in today's bands? Are you ever going to hear them at a concert, and shout to the crowd "We're proud to be The Misfits!" Submitted by: hekifier
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Hydrant Moments" | "Hybrid Moments" | Regina Haniger |
| "High Bred Moments" | "Hybrid Moments" | Regina Haniger |
| "Hybrid Monuments" | "Hybrid Moments" | Regina Haniger |
| "Canadian Daydream" | "American Nightmare" | Lizzie |
| "Dead Heaven" | "Living Hell" | Lizzie |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Green Hell," | How would you know the color of Hell? | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "I Turned Into A Martian," | Martians don't exist, so this couldn't happen. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Astro Zombies," | There are no zombies in space. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Night Of The Living Dead," | the dead are dead. they cant live. | maggot army |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Holiday," Green Day | "Halloween," The Misfits | |
| "Some Kind Of Monster," Metallica | "Astro Zombies," The Misfits | |
| "Movies," Alien Ant Farm | "Night Of The Living Dead," The Misfits | |
| "Is There Something I Should Know?," Duran Duran | "I Turned Into a Martian," Misfits | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Last Cares" originally "Last Caress"
Alicia Sturdivant
"I Turned Into A Martin" originally "I Turned Into A Martian"
As in the bird martin (type of swallow)?
Hilary Nevis
"I Turned Into A Marian" originally "I Turned Into A Martian"
Now it's only about a name change.
Hilary Nevis
"Helen" originally "Helena"
Kerianne Hopkins
"Violet World" originally "Violent World"
Samantha Wayland
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Least Caress" originally "Last Caress"
Pam Tabor
"Teenagers From Marsh" originally "Teenagers From Mars"
Anything like Swamp Thing?
Anita Corning
"Die Edie My Darling" originally "Die Die My Darling"
Now gives a name to darling in question
Wendy Torrance
"Death Comes Tripping" originally "Death Comes Ripping"
Bethany Byrd
"Death Comes Gripping" originally "Death Comes Ripping"
Bethany Byrd
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Dig Up Hen Bones" originally "Dig Up Her Bones"
Liza Lott
"Dig Up Her Bongs" originally "Dig Up Her Bones"
Liza Lott
"Fight Of The Living Dead" originally "Night Of The Living Dead"
Gail McFarland
"Light Of The Living Dead" originally "Night Of The Living Dead"
Gail McFarland
"Night Of The Diving Dead" originally "Night Of The Living Dead"
Gail McFarland
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Die Die My Darling" | "Lie Lie Sly Donald" | harry |
| "Halloween" | "Christmas Eve" | No Name |
| "Green Hell" | "Green Two" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Last Caress" | "Last Ketchup" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| You Belong To Me | Suge Knight Talent Agency | colorvision |
| Halloween | 'Holloween' movies promos | Kroger |
| Devil's Whorehouse | Las Vegas Travel | Capital umm...B YAH! B! |
| 20 Eyes | Glasses/Contact Lenses | Capital umm...B YAH! B! |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Die Die My Darling | Domestic Violence Help Center | Saltcreep |
| Last Caress | Mental Hospital | 2422 |
| Skulls | The National Institute for Palentology | Robbie N. |
| Last Caress | Caress Cleanser | Raphael |
| Last Caress | Rape Helpline | heavymetal |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Hope You Dance Lee Ann Womack | Die Die Die My Darling The Misfits | I Hope You Die Die Die My Darling P***ed off at an ex much? | Chandra |
| Last Caress The Misfits | Last Song Edward Bear | Last Caress Song | Alicia Sturdivant |
| Dig Up Her Bones The Misfits | Been Caught Stealing Jane's Addiction | Been Caught Digging Up Her Bones Necrophilia is not a good thing! Shame on you! | Kameron |
| Last Caress The Misfits | Nookie Limp Bizkit | Last Nookie | a.d.i.d.a.s |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Astro Zombies"
Misheard Lyrics: Climb the wreckage, exterminate the whole fucking race
Original Lyrics: Prime directive, exterminate the whole fucking race,
| "The Shining"
Misheard Lyrics: Cattle ram
Original Lyrics: Carol Anne
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"Horror Business"
Misheard Lyrics: My BMs are black
Original Lyrics: My mirror's are black for you.
| "Die, Die, My Darling"
Misheard Lyrics: So don't fry tomatoes, baby
Your pizza's in a long, long box Original Lyrics: So don't cry to me, oh baby
Your future's in an oblong box |
| There are additional Misfits misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Earth AD"
Misheard Lyrics: You bet your life there's gonna be a fight
You bet your life because I'm here to fight yeah Bet your life there's gonna be a fight You bet your life because and good god, you're gonna dance alight, my gift releasing you. Original Lyrics: You bet your life there's gonna be a fight
You bet your life because the Hills Have Eyes said You bet your life there's gonna be a fight You bet your life because the Hills Have Eyes I said guns are God, I said that death is mine to give to you. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Alana I guess most Danzig era Misfits songs are kind of hard to understand before you look it up. I had no idea this song was about the Hills Have Eyes however! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Helena"
The Funny Lyrics: If I cut off your arms and I cut off your legs
would you still love me? Why They're Funny: I sincerely doubt that she would still love you if you did that.
Submitted by: Lou Zer
| "Last Caress"
The Funny Lyrics: I got something to say, I killed your baby today
Doesn't matter much to me, as long as it's dead Why They're Funny: This is a horrible line in such a peppy little tune - you can't help but sing right along. I'm probably going to hell for it, but I laugh my head off whenever I hear this.
Submitted by: Jdawg
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Helena"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: There are fifty-two ways to kill a man
One and two are the same and they both work as well Why They're Nonsensical: If there are fifty-two ways to kill someone, two of which are identical to one another; then ultimately there are only fifty-one ways. Why say there are fifty-two and then imply that there are fifty-one? And furthermore, how does the singer know for sure that there are a certain number of ways to kill someone??? Did he count??
Submitted by: Tariq
| "Helena"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If I cut off your arms, and cut off your legs
Will you still love me, anyway? Why They're Nonsensical: Sure, I'd still love you! All you did was mutilate half my body! *Blood is splashing everywhere*
Submitted by: Julia
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Last Caress"
The Insulting Lyrics: I got something to say
I killed your baby today And it doesn't matter much to me As long as it's dead Why They're Insulting: Good guys don't kill babies. By the way, the song's also been redone by Metallica for the "Garage, Inc." double compilation album.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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Band Name Anagrams:
This Fits Me Submitted by: Rupert Heyburn
He Fits Mist Submitted by: Consta Pate
Fetish Mist Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
Time Shifts Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
I Miss Theft Submitted by: Lucille Ball sized hail
Song Title Anagrams:
"Birdy Moms Then" originally "Hybrid Moments"
Submitted by: Rachel Stedman
"Stale Scars" originally "Last Caress"
Can scars get stale?
Submitted by: Rachel Stedman
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Cough/Cool" Length: 2:14
Submitted by: Evan
"Halloween II" Length: 2:13
Submitted by: Evan
"Halloween II" Length: 2:13
Submitted by: Evan
"Night of the Living Dead" Length: 1:58
Submitted by: Evan
"We Are 138" Length: 1:40
Submitted by: Evan
There are additional Super Short Pop Songs available.
Song Title Acrostics:
WED: "Where Eagles Dare"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Heen Grell" originally "Green Hell"
Submitted by: The Mole
"Who Milled Carolyn?" originally "Who Killed Marilyn?"
Submitted by: Lori Tirol
Names as a Word Bank:
The Stiff Fist Sifts The Stiff Mist. Submitted by: Hilary Duffelbag
Try saying THAT three times fast!
I Miss the Stiff Fist I Miss the Tits Submitted by: Chazm
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Where Eagles Dare"
1968 war movie with C. Eastwood and R. Burton
Submitted by: Pig Smith
"American Psycho"
2000 horror film with Christian Bale
Submitted by: Rocky Rhodes
