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Band Name Origins:
- The name Panic! at the Disco was taken from the song Panic by Name Taken. The line "panic at the disco, sat back and took it so slow.." inspired the band to take the first half and add some strategically placed punctuation. Submitted by: jaseyrae
- They got it from the Name Taken's song, "Panic", which includes the lyrics, "Panic at the Disco." Submitted by: Erika
Stupid Band Names:
- I know they don't use the exclamation point anymore, but when they DID, it was just plain awkward. No one puts an exclamation mark in the middle of a sentence or name!!! Submitted by: Jonathan S.
- I remember the first time I heard of this band. Someone asked me "do you like panic at the disco?" I ACTUALLY thought do I like to panic when I'm at a disco? Such an idiotic name. Submitted by: Sarah
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Jon Walker" | "Starbucks" | Yeah :) - Someone |
| "Jon Walker" | "Starbucks Shift Manager" | - KatieKay |
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know" | He never says the title in the lyrics. - Brionna Secret |
| "Camisado" | A camisado is a surprise attack of some sort, but even from the song it is hard to tell that that is really what it's about. - Person |
| "Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks" | Prescribed pills To offset the shakes To offset the pills - Katy |
| "Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" | Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster. - Katy |
| "The Whole "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out" Album" | Never ONCE on the whole album does it mention any part of the song's names (and "the or "I" don't count). The closest it comes to mentioning a song would be "Well, she's not bleeding on the BALLROOM FLOOR just for the attention" in Time to Dance. - Felicia |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Party! at the Disco | The first thing you'd do at a disco is to party! | Archie C. |
| Pandemonium At The Disco | Panic and pandemonium seem to be related. | Nicole Parsons |
| Panacea At The Disco | I've heard "panacea" used (mistakenly) for panic. | Regina Hanige |
| Picnic At The Disco | Rather have a picnic than a panic! | Camilla Talking Bird |
| No People At The Disco | I don't think discos are popular anymore. | Rocky |
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Miss Johnson" | "Miss Jackson" | Weast Weasel |
| "I Read Virtues Not Comedies" | "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" | Obi Lame Kenobi |
| "Camisole" | "Camisado" | Regina Haniger |
| "Fight in the Afternoon" | "Nine in the Afternoon" | Dongquan |
| "But It's Better If You Poo" | "But It's Better If You Do" | Chewi_Noodlez |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Write Sins Not Tragedies," | Sins are not written, you do them or you don't. | Peter |
| "The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know," | The piano can't 'Know' anything; it has no mind. | Epic Unpseudonymous |
| "Nine In The Afternoon," | Chronologically, it's non-existent. | Rip Jeans |
| "Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks," | Nails and tacks are NOT edible. | Lizzie |
| "Behind the Sea," | You can't get behind the sea. | Lizzie |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. | ||
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Shoot Out The Lights," Richard and Linda Thompson | "Don't Let The Light Go Out," Panic! At The Disco | |
| "Lookin' For A Good Time," Lady Antebellum | "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time," Panic! At The Disco | |
| "Oceans and Streams," The Black Keys | "Behind The Sea," Panic! At The Disco | |
| "Nothin' But A Good Time," Poison | "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time," Panic At The Disco | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Tie" originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"Don't Threaten Me With A God Time" originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"Don't Threaten Me With A Goo Time" originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"We're So Staring" originally "We're So Starving"
Iris Green
"We're So Staving" originally "We're So Starving"
Iris Green
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Behind The Seal" originally "Behind The Sea"
Daniel
"Made As Rabbits" originally "Mad As Rabbits"
Peter
"I Write Skins Not Tragedies" originally "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Eac Zeffron
"Snails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks" originally "Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks"
Jamie Burke
"I Write Sins Snot Tragedies" originally "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
rocky
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Behind The Set" originally "Behind The Sea"
Jamie Burke
"Behind The Spa" originally "Behind The Sea"
Peter
"Behind The Ska" originally "Behind The Sea"
Peter
"Behind The Tea" originally "Behind The Sea"
Peter
"Behind The Pea" originally "Behind The Sea"
Peter
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Victorious" | "Inglorious" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Local God" | "NHL" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "High Hopes" | "Tightrope" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "High Hopes" | "High Heels" | Ten Second Braeden |
| "Miss Jackson" | "Ms. Pac-Man" | Blaydeman |
| "This Is Gospel" | "If Only This Title Was As Clever As The Parody Itself" | Agrimorfee |
| "Bittersweet" | "The Closest I Came To A PANIC! At The Disco Song Title (Indiscreet)" | Abbott Skelding |
| "The Ballad of Mona Lisa" | "The Ballad of My Late Pizza" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" | "You Write Crap Not Parodies" | Just Flipp (2) |
| "Nine In The Afternoon" | "Robbed An Egyptian Tomb" | Matthias |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| I Write Sins, Not Tradgedies | Microsoft Word | ali |
| Time To Dance | Dancing Lessons | Razorbill |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Build God, Then We'll Talk | Church | Steph |
| Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks | Eating Disorders Clinic | i rock so much |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Sat By The Ocean Queens of The Stone Age | Behind the Sea Panic! At The Disco | I Sat Behind The Sea | Tessa C |
| Sugar, We're Going Down Fall Out Boy | From A Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins Panic At The Disco! | Sugar, We're Going Down From A Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins | Kai |
| Tuesday Afternoon The Moody Blues | Nine in the Afternoon Panic at the Disco | Tuesday, Nine in the Afternoon A forever Tuesday! | Paul Warren |
| The Reason Hoobastank | I Write Sins Not Tragedies Panic! At the Disco | The Reason I Write Sins Not Tragedies | cdplayer_frenzy |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Widespread Panic! At The Disco
Widespread Panic combined with Panic! At The Disco
Submitted By: Jack
Fall Out Disco
Fall Out Boy combined with Panic At The Disco
Submitted By: G
Mike And The Mechanics! At The Disco
Mike And The Mechanics combined with Panic! At The Disco
Probably there to pick up their kids.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Fall Out! At The Disco, Boy
Fall Out Boy combined with Panic! At The Disco
Submitted By: Melissa
There are additional Panic! At The Disco Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics: Had to have Ha! Ha! hopes for a living.
(Later) Always say Ha! Ha! hopes. Original Lyrics: Had to have high, high hopes for a living.
(Later) Always had high, high hopes. | "High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics: Had to have Ha! Ha! hopes for a living. (...) Always say Ha! Ha! hopes.
Original Lyrics: Had to have high, high hopes for a living. (...) Always had high, high hopes.
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"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics: I can't
Original Lyrics: Again
| "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics: I can’t
Original Lyrics: Again
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics: Had to have Ha! Ha! hopes for a living. (...) Always say Ha! Ha! hopes.
Original Lyrics: Had to have high, high hopes for a living. (...) Always had high, high hopes.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Iñaki I didn't actually understand what he was saying, I thought he was laughing. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"I write sins not tragedies"
Better Lyrics:
I chime in 'Haven't you people ever heard of brushing your goddamned teeth?!'
Original Lyrics:
I chime in 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamned door?!'
Submitted by: Andrea Huckstep
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Nine In The Afternoon"
The Funny Lyrics: It looks like the end of history as we know
'Cause it's nine in the afternoon and your eyes are the size of the moon Why They're Funny: History is in the past, it's already happened and ended; also there is no such thing as nine in the afternoon because 9pm is evening.
Submitted by: Lauren
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Nine in the Afternoon"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: It's nine in the afternoon
Why They're Nonsensical: I've experienced nine in the morning, and nine at night. But I've never experienced nine in the afternoon.
Submitted by: Ned Riley
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Camisado"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Can't take the kid from the fight
Take the fight from the kid Sit back relax Sit back, relapse again Why They're Misrhymed: Fight, kid, relax, again ... I SEE NO RESEMBLANCE, PEOPLE!
Submitted by: Razorbill
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed)"
The Dirty Lyrics: Little deaths in musical beds
Why They're Dirty: "Musical beds" means sleeping around and "little deaths" comes from the French term "petite mort", meaning orgasm.
Submitted by: Morningglory17
| "House of Memories"
The Dirty Lyrics: The deeper that I go
It takes my breath away Soft hearts electric souls Heart to heart and eyes to eyes Is this taboo? Why They're Dirty: Yeah, obvious sexual lyrics are a bit taboo, Brendon.
Submitted by: Morningglory17
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| There are additional dirty lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"When the Day Met the Night"
Opening Lines: When the moon fell in love with the sun all was golden in the sky. All was golden when the day met the night.
Comments: Wow. A P(!)ATD song that actually uses the name o.o
Submitted by: Liz Bone
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Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have..."
The Boasting Lyrics: I've got more wit, a better kiss
A hotter touch, a better f*** Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me Girl I was it, look past the sweat A better love deserving of exchanging body heat in the passenger seat Oh no no, you know it will always just be me Comments: Jealousy can lead to some pretty arrogant assumptions... and this self-righteous stud just made some of the worst I've heard.
Submitted by: Alex
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Song Title Space Change:
"I Write Sin Snot Tragedies" originally "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Anagrams:
O Pat I Can The Disc! Submitted by: Harriet Henderson
O Cat I Pan The Disc! Submitted by: Harriet Henderson
I Pan The Disco Cat! Submitted by: Harriet Henderson
Notice A Sad Pitch Submitted by: Gus
Pathetic, Sad Icon Submitted by: Evan
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Seethe Hind Ab" originally "Behind The Sea"
Submitted by: Clara Suzette Bartilson
"Death of Elora Bach" originally "Death of a Bachelor"
Submitted by: Lefty Lucy
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Introduction" Length: 0:37
Submitted by: Felicia
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"He Signed The Bee" originally "Behind The Sea"
Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
"He Signed The Bee" originally "Behind The Sea"
Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
"See Hind The Bee" originally "Behind The Sea"
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Don't Threaten Tea with a Good Mime" originally "Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time"
Submitted by: Emily
"Build Todd, Then We'll Gawk" originally "Build God, Then We'll Talk"
(If you make him amazing enough to look at)
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Really Long, Nonsensical Song Names"
Most of their songs have long, nonsensical names, with rare exceptions, like "Nine in the Afternoon".
Submitted by: JeReMy
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Disco clubs (assuming there are any left)
Submitted by: Frank
Anti-anxiety medications
It would help with the panic (a form of anxiety).
Submitted by: Peter
Missing Parts:
"But its better if u do"
but its grosser if i do
Submitted by: Allyia
