Tonight we are inglorious, no-one gives a toss 'bout us
Real far from notorious, tonight we are inglorious
Oh, oh, oh, oh, inglorious
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Got folks who want to be seen, fame or notoriety
Either's good for them, it seems, I want neither of those things
Who'd keep the cam'ra locked on some no-name who is not
Falling low or aiming high? No, I'm just an av'rage guy
That's just what I planned for because I don't want them to spot us
Stealing ev'rything we can when ev'rybody else catches your eye

Oh, we're never scoring like crazy or showing off our infidelity
Calling something "mid" is a deep insult online, means the radar won't spy
Radar ain't gonna spy

Will be a hard trick since we're on a team
That way lies madness, not conducive to my scheme
But they're great, super sharp, took no time to click
On my plan to burgle all of these executives
They want to craft themselves a plot by filming lots of morons?
Go ahead and force something romantic, I'll be here LARPing a heist

Oh, not racking points up like crazy or providing drama or levity
Don't know how this works, I just know best ways to hide
Tonight we are inglorious, lot of effort in from us
To not be victorious, tonight we are inglorious
Tonight we are inglorious, ev'ry cam'ra slides off us
Can't look meritorious, tonight we are inglorious

Oh, just had a thought, kinda crazy, had first popped inside my head jestingly
What if by some quirk we somehow win the first prize? Well, then we've won it twice
Then it's face-changing time
Tonight we are inglorious, that's the plan, it best not bust
Don't award our sorry butts, tonight we are inglorious