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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "The Day I Died," | You can't sing if you're dead. | Candy Welty |
| "Magic Shoes," | Come on now, Shoes aren't magical. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Road Runner," Bo Diddley | "Beep Beep," The Playmates | |
| "Morse Code Of Love," The Capris | "Beep Beep," The Playmates | |
| "Back That Thing Up," Justin Moore | "Beep Beep," The Playmates | |
| "Roadrunner," The Modern Lovers | "Beep Beep," The Playmates | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Bee Beep" originally "Beep Beep"
The bee would need a tiny horn.
Wendy Torrance
"Keep Your Hands In Our Pockets" originally "Keep Your Hands In Your Pockets"
Candy Welty
"Keep Our Hands In Your Pockets" originally "Keep Your Hands In Your Pockets"
Candy Welty
"Don't Go Hoe" originally "Don't Go Home"
That is, don't use the hoe (tool).
Candy Welty
"The Day I Did" originally "The Day I Died"
Candy Welty
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Don't Go Homer" originally "Don't Go Home"
Candy Welty
"Let's Be Clovers" originally "Let's Be Lovers"
Regina Olsen
"Let's Be Plovers" originally "Let's Be Lovers"
Regina Olsen
"Let's Be Louvers" originally "Let's Be Lovers"
Louver=an angled slat as in blinds, shutters, etc.
Regina Olsen
"Let's Beg Lovers" originally "Let's Be Lovers"
Regina Olsen
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Keep Your Hinds In Your Pockets" originally "Keep Your Hands In Your Pockets"
Jessica Childress
"Keep Your Hanks In Your Pockets" originally "Keep Your Hands In Your Pockets"
Jessica Childress
"Keep Your Sands In Your Pockets" originally "Keep Your Hands In Your Pockets"
Jessica Childress
"Keep Your Bands In Your Pockets" originally "Keep Your Hands In Your Pockets"
Jessica Childress
"Keep Your Lands In Your Pockets" originally "Keep Your Hands In Your Pockets"
Jessica Childress
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Beep Beep" | "Beep Beep" | card |
| "Beep Beep" | "Beep Beep" | Mrs. Elane ES |
| "Beep Beep" | "Beep Beep" | annimal |
| "Beep Beep" | "Woof Woof" | Andrew Lardieri |
| "Beep Beep" | "Beep Beep" | wildcard |
| "Beep Beep" | "Reek Reek" | Claude Prez |
| "Beep Beep" | "Beep Beep" | hamend |
| "Beep Beep" | "Beep Beep" | Ann Hammond |
| "Beep Beep" | "BP" | Squire Malloy |
| "Beep Beep" | "The" | Old Man Ribber |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Beep Beep | A Police Station | JesusGeek |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Hello (4 different songs) Lionel Richie; Adele; Kelly Clarkson; Pop Smoke | Beep Beep The Playmates | Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Beep Beep A common mishearing to 'L-O-V-E' by Ashlee Simpson | Thomas Foolery |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Cold Playmates
Coldplay combined with The Playmates
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Song Parody Fragments:
"Beep Beep"
Better Lyrics:
As I drove by a wheelchair guy,
He looked at me with hate,
I'll show him that my big Dodge van,
Is not one to berate.
He must have thought he was awful cute,
As he kept on thumbing his nose,
I'll show him that my big Dodge van,
Can still tear up the road.
Creep, creep,
Creep, creep,
His chair went creep, creep, creep.
Now we're doing a hundred & ten,
My foot is to the floor,
The wheelchair guy stayed right beside,
His arms are getting sore.
He must have broke a nail,
Because I thought I heard him moan,
I hope I get to lose this guy,
Before my engine's blown.
Beep, beep,
Beep, beep,
The train went beep, beep, beep!
Now I'm slamming on the brakes,
I hope that I can stop,
The wheelchair guy flew right on by,
And I heard one big pop!
He must have flown a thousand miles,
And I swear I heard him slur,
Hey, Buddy, how can I get my butt,
Off of Jupiter!!!
He looked at me with hate,
I'll show him that my big Dodge van,
Is not one to berate.
He must have thought he was awful cute,
As he kept on thumbing his nose,
I'll show him that my big Dodge van,
Can still tear up the road.
Creep, creep,
Creep, creep,
His chair went creep, creep, creep.
Now we're doing a hundred & ten,
My foot is to the floor,
The wheelchair guy stayed right beside,
His arms are getting sore.
He must have broke a nail,
Because I thought I heard him moan,
I hope I get to lose this guy,
Before my engine's blown.
Beep, beep,
Beep, beep,
The train went beep, beep, beep!
Now I'm slamming on the brakes,
I hope that I can stop,
The wheelchair guy flew right on by,
And I heard one big pop!
He must have flown a thousand miles,
And I swear I heard him slur,
Hey, Buddy, how can I get my butt,
Off of Jupiter!!!
Original Lyrics:
[Very slowly]
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
While riding in my Cadillac
What to my surprise
A little Nash Rambler was following me
About one third my size
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Slowly]
I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
He still had on his brake
He musta thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Normal speed]
My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust (whoosh)
Soon we were going ninety
Musta left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler was right behind
You'd think that guy could fly
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Quickly]
Now we were doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
Would be a big disgrace
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Very quickly]
Now we're going a hundred twenty
As fast as I can go
The Rambler pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow
The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey buddy how do I get this car outa second gear?"
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
While riding in my Cadillac
What to my surprise
A little Nash Rambler was following me
About one third my size
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Slowly]
I pushed my foot down to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
He still had on his brake
He musta thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Normal speed]
My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust (whoosh)
Soon we were going ninety
Musta left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler was right behind
You'd think that guy could fly
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Quickly]
Now we were doing a hundred and ten
This certainly was a race
For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
Would be a big disgrace
The guy musta wanted to pass me up
As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
Beep beep beep beep
His horn went beep beep beep
[Very quickly]
Now we're going a hundred twenty
As fast as I can go
The Rambler pulled along side of me
As if we were going slow
The fella rolled down his window
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey buddy how do I get this car outa second gear?"
Submitted by: Fred Snider
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Beep Beep"
The Lyrics: The little Nash Rambler was right behind
Product Brand Name: A Nash Rambler and a Cadillac The Nash Rambler was a six-cylinder the Cadillac was an eigh-cylinder which registered 120 mph on the speedometer but the Nash Rambler beat the Cadillac and it didn't even get out of second gear. Yeh, Right !
Submitted by: victor friskey
| "Beep Beep"
The Lyrics: While riding in my Cadillac, What to my surprise
. A little Nash Rambler was following me - About one third my size. Product Brand Name: Nash Rambler/American Motors Corporation
Submitted by: James Owens
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| There are additional product lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Don't Go Home"
Opening Lines: Don't go home, my little darlin', please don't leave the party yet
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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Song Title Space Change:
"Keep Your Hand Sin Your Pockets" originally "Keep Your Hands In Your Pockets"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Band Name Anagrams:
Ashley At Temp Submitted by: Alexis
She's working for a temp agency?
Pat Met Ashley Submitted by: Alexis
Ashley Met Pat Submitted by: Alexis
Least Empathy Submitted by: Anna Graham
A Stately Hemp Submitted by: Karen Smith
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Beep Beep"
The Lyrics: I'll show him that a Cadillac
Is not a car to scorn. Why: I'll show him that a Cadillac
Is not a scar to corn. Submitted by: Waldo D. Law
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
The May Plates originally "The Playmates"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
