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Stupid Band Names:

  • There's nothing particularly "primitive" about them, and that's not even mentioning the level of blasphemy associated with calling yourselves gods. Submitted by: Sejica

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand"Alias, the "I've Been Downhearted Baby" song. - newave

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Wayward Pilot's Fishin'""Wayward Pilot's Mision"Regina Haniger
"Wayward Pilot's Vision""Wayward Pilot's Mision"Regina Haniger
"Motivator Of Joy""Motor Of Joy"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Mother Of Joy""Motor Of Joy"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Wish I Had a Cell Phone But Have No Money on Hand""Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With..."Kaylie L

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Where Are You Now?," Jimmy Harnen w/ Synch"Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With...," Primitive Radio Gods
"Who Say," Primitive Radio Gods"Jenny Says," Cowboy Mouth
"Who Say," Primitive Radio Gods"Jane Says," Jane's Addiction

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Sin Turns Blue" originally "Skin Turns Blue"
Sin has before been seen as scarlet.
Wanda Ruppendown
"Ski Turns Blue" originally "Skin Turns Blue"
Bethany Byrd
"Kin Turns Blue" originally "Skin Turns Blue"
Bethany Byrd
"Host Of A Chance" originally "Ghost Of A Chance"
Arlene Titshaw

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Skein Turns Blue" originally "Skin Turns Blue"
A skein of yarn, or a flying flock of waterfowl
Bethany Byrd
"Skink Turns Blue" originally "Skin Turns Blue"
Skink = a kind of lizard
Bethany Byrd
"Standing Outside A Broken Phonebooth With Monkey.." originally "Standing Outside A Broken Phonebooth With Money..."
...In My Hand
Julia Cox

Change a Letter:

"Shin Turns Blue" originally "Skin Turns Blue"
Bethany Byrd
"Standing Outside A Broken...With Money On My Hand" originally "Standing Outside A Broken...With Money In My Hand"
missing words: "Phone booth"
Dobbs
"Standing Outside A Broken Phonebooth With Honey..." originally "Standing Outside A Broken Phonebooth With Money..."
I couldn't fit the rest of title: "...In My Hand"
Dobbs

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With M.....""Standing Outside a Train Wreck Near Hotel With Gold Letters"K. Letterman

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My HandsDepression Medicinekedge

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
I'm Still Standing
   Elton John
Standing Outside A Broken Phonebooth With Money...
   Primitive Radio Gods
I'm Still Standing Outside A Broken Phonebooth With Money In My Hand
2nd title ends with 'In My Hand' but wouldn't fit.
David
Rock And Roll Ghost
   The Replacements
Ghost Of A Chance
   Primitive Radio Gods
Rock And Roll Ghost Of A Chance
Rock Maninoff
Children of the Night
   Richard Marx
Children of the Helmet Law
   Primitive Radio Gods
Children of the Helmet Night Law
Self-explanatory.
Mickey D.
United States of Whatever
   Liam Lynch
Whatever Wakes McCool
   Primitive Radio Gods
United States of Whatever Wakes McCool
"McCool" sounds like a Mickey D's technique
Mickey D.
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Primitive Raydio Gods
Primitive Radio Gods combined with Raydio
Submitted By: Cody Finke
Primitive Talk Radio Gods
Primitive Radio Gods combined with Talk Talk
Submitted By: Lindz
Primitive Radio Godsmack
Primitive Radio Gods combined with Godsmack
Submitted By: Wanda Ruppendown
Primitive Radio Godspell
Primitive Radio Gods combined with Godspell
Submitted By: Wanda Ruppendown

There are additional Primitive Radio Gods Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth..."
Misheard Lyrics:
And simple stars in magazine
Original Lyrics:
And superstars in magazines
"Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Her train takes off from Baltimore
Original Lyrics:
Her plane takes off from Baltimore
"Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth..."
Misheard Lyrics:
A million years before the phone
Original Lyrics:
A million years before the fall
"Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth..."
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been down Holland, baby
or
I've been down Harlem, baby
Original Lyrics:
I've been downhearted, baby
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money I"
Misheard Lyrics:
I been down Harlem Street; been down Harlem Street
Argh no Christmas today; nooo Christmas today
Original Lyrics:
I been downhearted baby
I been down, I been downhearted baby
Ever since the day we met
Ever since the day we met.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Holly Golightly

Thought this was a Christmas song and tried to look it up so I googled the words. Glad someone else “misunder-heard” the same verse I did.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money i"
Better Lyrics:
I've been downhearted lately
Original Lyrics:
I've been downhearted, baby
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Skin Turns Blue"
Better Lyrics:
When will you realize the beggar you hate is your brother?
Original Lyrics:
When will you realize the nigger you hate is your brother?
Submitted by: Mike Hack

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Standing Outside A Broken Phonebooth With Money..."
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Her plane takes off from Baltimore
And touches down on Bourbon Street.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Sorry, but airplanes don't land on streets, at least they're not supposed to. But I think he's trying to say that this woman is flying from Baltimore to New Orleans. Just the way it's phrased makes it seem insensible.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
 

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth..."
The Dated Lyrics:
Sunday comes and all the papers say
Ma Teresa's joined the mob and happy with her full-time job.
Why They're Dated:
Mother Teresa died in 1997.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Wayward Pilot's Mission"
The Lyrics:
Billie Jean won’t treat until they listen
Who They Mention:
Billie Jean King
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Gotta Know Now"
The Lyrics:
This night is nothing like the time I saw Picasso
Who They Mention:
Pablo Picasso
Submitted by: Mickey D.
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Women"
The Song Lyrics:
Don't say you love me, life isn't fair
And I don't care, so don't be stupid
Song They Mention:
"Don't Say You Love Me" by Billy Squier
Submitted by: Mickey Dee
"Ghost Of A Chance"
The Song Lyrics:
Radio station plays
Mr. Miles Davis' 'Kind of Blue'
Song They Mention:
'Kind Of Blue' by Miles Davis
Submitted by: Mickey Dee

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Rocket"
Opening Lines:
Rocket, rocket, the skins like the sun like the red colored one that they call my
Comments:
Easy going day.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Chain Reaction"
Opening Lines:
I got caught in an astroplain, and all the physicists are wrong, the world is just a chain reaction
Comments:
I first thought of it in grade school, but then again in high school.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
There are additional spelling lyrics available.

Made Up Words in Songs:

"The Rise and Fall of OOO Mau"
The Made Up Words:
Ooo-mau-mau-mau-mau-mau-mau-mau-mau, ooo-mau-mau-mau-mau-mau-mau-mau-mau
Comments:
Sounds more like "papa oom maw maw"
Submitted by: Mickey D.
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Primitive Radio Dogs Submitted by: Joe Siebert
I'd Vomit Prairie Dogs Submitted by: Julia Cox

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Automatic"
The Lyrics:
Where the Colorado River disappears Everything is organized
Why:
Colorado River is bordered between Arizona and California.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money I"
The Lyrics:
Her plane takes off from Baltimore
And touches down on Bourbon St.
Why:
Baltimore/Washington Internation Airport departure. New Orleans Internation Airport arrival. According to Bourbon St., the street don't fit for planes.
Submitted by: Mickey D.

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Whatever Wakes McCool" Length: 6:35
No lyrics in the song.
Submitted by: Mickey D.

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Apso Foogin' Lootly" Length: 2:14
No lyrics in the song.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Unspoken No" Length: 2:27
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Good Evening, San Francisco" Length: 2:20
No lyrics in the song.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Devil's Triangle" Length: 2:01
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Message From Steven" Length: 2:16
Submitted by: Mickey D.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Bud From A Bleating Heart" originally "Blood From A Beating Heart"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
"Blood From A Heating Bart" originally "Blood From A Beating Heart"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"Gotta Know Now"
The Lyrics:
I wanna give you a massage and watch Bonanza
Clip your toenails, order Chinese food and eat it with our fingers
Why:
Bonanza, starring the late great Michael Landon
Submitted by: Mickey D.
 

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