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This is the most recent information about Queens of the Stone Age that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Queens of the Stone Age, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Queens of the Stone Age, Queen Of The Stone AgeBand Name Origins:
- During one of the jam sessions after Kyuss had broken up and Josh Homme, Nick Oliveri and Alfredo Hernandez were starting a band, they were all on some sort of drug and one of them mentioned that they sounded like Queen, only Queen from the Stone Age. Submitted by: James D
- When the guys who are in this band were in a band named Kyuss their produser Chris Goss called them Queens of the stone age because they were stoned in the studio Submitted by: HjíºŠí´s Ó³karsdó´´©r
Stupid Band Names:
- It seems like they picked this name to make parents think they're a bit sexually confused, and might try to get their kids to think that way about themselves. However most parents who are Gen-Xers and Baby Boomers are familiar enough with bands that do that sort of thing, so they're not as intimidated by it. Submitted by: The Skuz
- They're all guys, and they don't seem all that primitive. Submitted by: Jonathan S.
- Same problem as Queen; in both cases, they're all guys, yet they name themselves after female entities, and they don't appear to be gay, so what gives? And what is WITH the latter having to be Queens "OF THE STONE AGE"??? Like that's going to make the name sound any tougher. HAH! Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: QOTSA. Submitted by: Travis
Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret" | Whatever you do, don't tell anyone. - Char |
| "3's and 7's" | Should be called 'The Truth Hurts', but it doesn't sound cool. - Paul Warren |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Queens Of The Stoned Age | They're surely closer to stoned age than stone age | Louisa Ferncliff |
| Kings Of The 21st Century | They are male and they aren't primitive. | Travis |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Feel Good Hitch Of The Summer" | "Feel Good Hit Of The Summer" | Regina Haniger |
| "Feel Good Skit Of The Summer" | "Feel Good Hit Of The Summer" | Regina Haniger |
| "No One's Nose" | "No One Knows" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "In My Bed" | "In My Head" | jgunner |
| "Little Blister" | "Little Sister" | Rocky |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Feel Good Hit of the Summer," | The summer itself can't literally hit | Daniel |
| "Songs For The Deaf," | Pretty sure that would be called poetry. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Everybody's Gonna Be Happy," | Some people aren't happy. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Who's Right, Who's Wrong," Kenny Loggins | "No One Knows," Queens Of The Stone Age | |
| "You Oughta Know," Alanis Morissette | "No One Knows," Queens Of The Stone Age | |
| "Deal Me a Hand," Florence Wright | "3's & 7's," Queens Of The Stone Age | |
| "What's the Meaning of Life?," Black Box | "No One Knows," Queens of the Stone Age | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Go With The Low" originally "Go With The Flow"
weird kid106
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Now One Knows" originally "No One Knows"
Yvette Bristle
"Not One Knows" originally "No One Knows"
Yvette Bristle
"A Song For The Decaf" originally "A Song For The Deaf"
Samantha Wayland
"Ego With The Flow" originally "Go With The Flow"
Sam Bucus the elder
"Got With The Flow" originally "Go With The Flow"
Sam Bucus the elder
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"No One Snows" originally "No One Knows"
Yvette Bristle
"No One Knots" originally "No One Knows"
Yvette Bristle
"How To Handle A Dope" originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Naomi Swanson
"How To Handle A Role" originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Like if you're an actor?
Regina Haniger
"How To Handle A Robe" originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Regina Haniger
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret" | "Lost Art Of Eating A Teletubby" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Go With The Flow" | "Go With The Mow (I DONT WANT MY HAIR CUT!)" | JMasta |
| "Go With The Flow" | "(I Won't) Go To The Show (Gangsta Rap)" | HenryRollins4President |
| "Go With the Flow" | "Jump on the Couch" | BPrulz |
| "Little Sister" | "Dimebag Darrell" | Ned Riley |
| "Go With The Flow" | "Use The Dark Force" | Anderson 'Parody Man' Araujo |
| "Never Say Never" | "I Might Like You Better if Your Name Was Heather" | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) |
| "No Won Knows" | "Old Folks Home" | Vixen Orlodo |
| "No One Knows" | "Own Some Hoes" | The Deanster |
| "No One Knows" | "Musicals" | Mikey F |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Feel Good Hit Of The Summer | Beach resorts | Lefty Lucy |
| How To Handle A Rope | Boy Scouts Of America | Aaron Saraco |
| Avon | Avon | Aaron Saraco |
| No One Knows | Spouse Abuse Hotline | A girl named Bob |
| A Song For The Dead | Undertakers | prd_chaos |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Turnin' On The Screw | Hardware Store | Justin |
| How To Handle A Rope | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug |
| Song For The Deaf | Hearing Aid Company | erm, me? |
| No One Knows | Customer Service | newrock |
| Go With The Flow | Peer Pressure Counseling | Aaron Saraco |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Let's Go The Cars | Go With The Flow Queens Of The Stone Age | Let's Go With The Flow | Kerry |
| Cherry Cola Eagles Of Death Metal | Mexicola Queens Of The Stone Age | Cherry Mexicola | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| Learn How Mission Of Burma | How To Handle A Rope Queens Of The Stone Age | Learn How To Handle A Rope | G |
| Rape Me Nirvana | Little Sister Queens Of The Stone Age | Rape Me, Little Sister | jgunner |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Teen Queens Of The Stone Age
The Teen Queens combined with Queens Of The Stone Age
Submitted By: Joe
Christine And The Queens Of The Stone Age
Christine And The Queens combined with Queens Of The Stone Age
Submitted By: Emmy Kay Butanone
Monkees of the Stone Age
The Monkees combined with Queens Of The Stone Age
Submitted By: Robert Ballinger
Sly Queens of the Family Stone Age
Sly And The Family Stone combined with Queens Of The Stone Age
Submitted By: nally
There are additional Queens of the Stone Age Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar But..."
Misheard Lyrics: Gimme churro, gimme some more
Original Lyrics: Gimme toro, gimme some more
| "3's and 7's"
Misheard Lyrics: The tune not bable inducing, so why tale-nt? If ignorance is missing I’m in, heavy load.
Original Lyrics: The truth hurts so bad, wouldn't you say? So why tell it? If ignorance is bliss, then I'm in Heaven now.
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"You Can't Quit Me Baby"
Misheard Lyrics: You smell like goat
I'll see you in hell Original Lyrics: You're solid gold
I'll see you in hell | "The Way You Used To Do"
Misheard Lyrics: Jump like an ocelot
Original Lyrics: Jump like an arsonist
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"The Lost Art Of Keeping A Secret"
Misheard Lyrics: Canine devotion, attack and erase
Original Lyrics: Canine devotion, time can't erase
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Billy Sounds like this every time I listen to this song. |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Sick, Sick, Sick"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Sick, sick, sick
Don't resist Why They're Repetitive: Repeated many times throughout the song
Submitted by: Mike
| "Feel Good Hit Of The Summer"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Nicotine, valium, vicadin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
Why They're Repetitive: thats the only line in the song! i dont mind though, i like it just the way it is.
Submitted by: ripple
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Never Say Never"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If time itself was his demeanor,
there'd be no sunlight Or a glimmer of sunlight landing on the street Sunsuit girls must be discreet, Sunsuit girls must be discreet Nursing their fathers locked inside They masqueraded as his bride Why They're Nonsensical: This whole song makes completely no sense, which will become painfully obvious to anyone who purchases the Punisher Soundtrack. I'd like to know how time can be someone's demeanor? And how would it affect the sunlight? And what the hell is sunsuit girl and why should they be discreet? And what's this crap about nursing their fathers? Come on guys, this is just plain ridiculous. There are some really cheesy parodies on Am I Right that could do a heck of a lot better!
Submitted by: Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"I Sat By The Ocean"
Opening Lines: I sat by the ocean and drank a potion.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"How To Hand Lea Rope" originally "How To Handle A Rope"
Different than handing rope to someone else?
Submitted by: Eva Cave
Band Name Anagrams:
The Queen's Onstage Foe Submitted by: Stan Doff
Teenage Queen Of Hosts Submitted by: Travis
Queen Of Teenage Shots Submitted by: Travis
Song Title Anagrams:
"Yea! Guano Novel" originally "Gonna Leave You"
Sounds like a crappy book!
Submitted by: Josh
"Towel Fight Who?" originally "Go With the Flow"
Submitted by: Josh
"Slinky Hits Flea" originally "The Sky Is Fallin'"
'Is' is not a preposition; therefore it is capital
Submitted by: Josh
Super Short Pop Songs:
"Feel Good Hit Of The Summer" Length: 2:47
Leadoff track from their 2000 album "Rated R." The lyrics primarily consist of "Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, marijuana, Ecstasy and alcohol" over and over, with a couple reps of "C-c-c-c-c-cocaine!" to (presumably) break up the monotony.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Song Title Acrostics:
LOL: "Leg Of Lamb"
Submitted by: Travis
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Egg Love Lamb" originally "Leg Of Lamb"
Submitted by: Dawn Anwad
"Foe With The Glow" originally "Go With The Flow"
Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"Glow With The Foe" originally "Go With The Flow"
Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Names as a Word Bank:
Hot Teenages Fatten Squeegee At Noon Submitted by: Travis
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Queens Of The Tone Sage originally "Queens Of The Stone Age"
Submitted by: Emily Lime
Queens Of The Own Stage originally "Queens Of The Stone Age"
Submitted by: Emily Lime
Stones Of The Queen Age originally "Queens Of The Stone Age"
Submitted by: Rocky
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
The Flintstones series or movies
Featuring Wilma and Betty
Submitted by: Rock Maninoff
Missing Parts:
"3's & 7's"
what about 1,2,4,5,6,8,9?
Submitted by: hamp
