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Alannis Morrisette, Alanis Morrissette, Alanis Morrisette, Alanis Morisette

Quotes:

I've learned that it's really important to maintain a good self-image, to love yourself. You should surround yourself with people that are patient, with people that have reverence for the process. The people around you need to not focus on the outcome of the process or focus on what I see as an illusory destination. Life is a process, beyond even when we die. So too is art. It's a process of mulling it over, checking it out, falling on your face, whatever that means. It's about seeing that process from beginning to end, finishing it, writing it, painting it, singing it. Whatever you do, don't judge the shit. -Alanis Morissette (Source: Women Who Rock Magazine)
Submitted by: Isac
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humour in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.

When I was producing on my own, I was doing it in order to - in a very patriarchal entertainment industry, let alone planet - very much hell-bent on trying to prove to myself, if nothing else, that I could do it as a woman.

The person who knows HOW will always have a job. The person who knows WHY will always be his boss.

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

Well, I didn't smile for a long time.

- Alanis Morissette

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Dogma"She appears for a short time in Dogma as God. - Julie
"You Can't Do That On Television"She only lasted a few episodes before she trotted off to do her own thing. Frankly I think she was better off because look at where she's at now. - Celeste

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Baa! Baa!""Baba"Richard Wetfuss
"You Otter No""You Oughta Know"Elon Muskrat
"Iconic""Ironic"Kaylie L
"A String of Oxymorons""Hand In My Pocket"rocky
"Cryonic""Ironic"Flux 7

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"School," Supertramp"You Learn," Alanis Morissette
"School Day," Chuck Berry"You Learn," Alanis Morissette
"What's Love Got To Do With It?," Tina Turner"Everything," Alanis Morissette
"Rock And Roll Band," Boston"Everything," Alanis Morissette
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Big Ad Love" originally "Big Bad Love"
Candy Welty
"And In My Pocket" originally "Hand In My Pocket"
And ... what is in your pocket, Alanis?
Peter
"Had In My Pocket" originally "Hand In My Pocket"
As in, 'This is what I had in my pocket...'
Serafina
"You Lear" originally "You Learn"
From Morissette's Shakespearean phase?
Peter
"Finch" originally "Flinch"
Lauren Overstreet

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Big Bard Love" originally "Big Bad Love"
Candy Welty
"Big Bad Lover" originally "Big Bad Love"
Candy Welty
"Big Bald Love" originally "Big Bad Love"
Candy Welty
"Big Band Love" originally "Big Bad Love"
Candy Welty
"Big Bad Glove" originally "Big Bad Love"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Porch" originally "Torch"
Lydia Helton
"Torah" originally "Torch"
Lydia Helton
"Irenic" originally "Ironic"
irenic: aiming or aimed at peace.
Alexis
"Big Bad Lore" originally "Big Bad Love"
Candy Welty
"Big Pad Love" originally "Big Bad Love"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Ironic""Isn't It Byronic?"Jacqueline Morgan
"Uninvited""He's Uninvited"Monstermaster13
"Ironic""Psychotic"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Hand in My Pocket""Wocket in my Pocket"wimpykidfan37
"Not All Me""Be Six Feet"Duc4AmIRight
"You Oughta Know""Douche On The Throne"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Ironic""Neurotic"Blaydeman
"Hand In My Pocket""One Ring In My Pocket"Agrimorfee
"Hand in My Pocket""Junk In My Pocket"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Hand In My Pocket""Hand In Your Pocket"Rex Ungericht

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
You LearnLearn DirectFiggy
Precious IllusionsPsychic Hotlinestoic_squirmer

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
UninvitedBrinks Home SecurityLarcen Tyler
Eight Easy StepsWar Ampsdiablos901
PerfectSuicide Helplineknelly
You Oughta KnowAny of the other 'You Can't Do That On Television' kidsSupervaca
IronicMLA (Modern Language Association)stoic_squirmer
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
All These Things
   Joe Stampley
21 Things I Want In A Lover
   Alanis Morissette
All These 21 Things I Want In A Lover
Old Man Edgar Winter
You Think You Know Her
   Cause and Effect
You Oughta Know
   Alanis Morissette
You Think You Oughta Know Her
Ariane
Suddenly I See
   KT Tunstall
Right Through You
   Alanis Morissette
Suddenly I See Right Through You
John
I Try
   Macy Gray
Everything
   Alanis Morissette
I Try Everything
Joe
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Atlantis Morissette
Atlanta Rhythm Section combined with Alanis Morissette
Submitted By: Lance Crackers
Galantis Morissette
Galantis combined with Alanis Morissette
Galantis is a Swedish techno-pop band.
Submitted By: Ken
Atlantis Morissette
Atlantis combined with Alanis Morissette
Atlantis was a German band.
Submitted By: Hilary Nevis
Alanis Morrisson
Alanis Morissette combined with Van Morrison
Combining the double-S from Morissette and the double-R from Morrison.
Submitted By: Brian

There are additional Alanis Morissette Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
New street
Original Lyrics:
You scream
"Hand in My Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it comes down to my fans
Original Lyrics:
When it comes down to my friends
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your scheme
Original Lyrics:
You scream
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of the Fozzie Bear
Original Lyrics:
Of the cross I bear
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you forget about me? Yes you do. Missing me?
Original Lyrics:
Did you forget about me
Mr. Duplicity?

Story about this misheard lyric by: Alan Harris

She asks if he's forgotten about her and she answers for him because the answer is obviously no and then she ask if he misses her now that he remembers her.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Ironic"
Better Lyrics:
It’s like ten thousand knives when all you need is a spoon

It’s meeting the man of my dreams and then finding out he’s a buffoon

OR

It’s like ten thousand knives when all you need is a spoon

It’s meeting the man of my dreams and then finding out he’s such a loon
Original Lyrics:
It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

It’s meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife
Submitted by: RickRollMan
"Hand in My Pocket"
Better Lyrics:
(Came up with this whilst playing ‘Xenoblade Chronicles’ on my 3DS and engaged in the activity described.)

’Cos I got one hand on my console
And the other one is stimmin’ up a storm
Original Lyrics:
’Cos I got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is givin’ a high five
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"You Oughtta know"
Better Lyrics:
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
Original Lyrics:
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
Submitted by: BayWolf
There are additional parody fragments available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"All I Really Want"
The Funny Lyrics:
Do I stress you out?
My sweater is on backwards and inside out
And you say 'How appropriate.'
Why They're Funny:
One of the funnier lyrics of a song where Alanis tells some guy to go away because he's a jerk, pretty much. It's just quoting an insult to Alanis's intelligence.
Submitted by: Moe B.
"Thank U"
The Funny Lyrics:
How about them transparent dangling carrots
Why They're Funny:
What the hell is that supposed to mean??? I found this posted in the Nonsensical section, which I'm not surprised about...but it's also funny because it baffles most listeners, including myself.
Submitted by: Alex
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"You Oughta Know"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
You, you, you, you, oughta know!
Why They're Repetitive:
No, no, no, no, WAI !? After four repetitions, who wouldn't know?
Submitted by: Syeberus
"Hand in My Pocket"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
'Cause I got one hand in my pocket
Why They're Repetitive:
Take your damn hand out of your pocket! It's not like it's gonna kill you.
Submitted by: wadded beef

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Hand In My Pocket"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm brave but I'm chickensh
Why They're Nonsensical:
This line has always baffled me. Brave and chickens**t are complete opposites; how can you be both?
Submitted by: Parry
"Ironic"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down, he thought 'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic ... don't you think
Why They're Nonsensical:
Actually most of the song is nonsensical as Alanis has no concept of what irony is. The examples in the song (particularly the 2nd verse, which is listed above) are about misfortune, not irony. What would be ironic is if Mr. Play It Safe, who's afraid of flying took a bus, car or train and crashed doing that instead.
Submitted by: Captain Quark
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Hand In My Pocket"
The Insincere Lyrics:
'I'm young and I'm underpaid'
Why They're Insincere:
Young: yes... underpaid: er... ahem...
Submitted by: StarChild
"Ironic"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Its like a traffic jam when you're already late
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
It's like meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife
Isn't it ironic?
Why They're Insincere:
Umm.... no it's not ironic at all. These are examples of very bad luck, (or even coincidence) but do not constitute irony. For example, 'a traffic jam when you're already late' would only be ironic if you were the town planner, and because of your mismanagement of the roads, you were stuck in said traffic jam, which then made you late for work, as a town planner!
Submitted by: Sam
There are additional insincere lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Ironic"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful husband
Why They're Misrhymed:
The lyrics on the original version ('...all you need is a knife ....meeting his beautiful wife') _did_ rhyme. However, Alanis saw fit to change it on her accostic album just to make a politcal statment (never mind that gay marriage is already legal in her native Canada).
Submitted by: Bjennet
"You Oughta Know"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theatre?
Does she speak eloquently?
And would she have your baby?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
Why They're Misrhymed:
Do I really need to explain why 'theatre' and 'mother' don't rhyme?...
Submitted by: Rock Princess
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Head Over Feet"
The Insulting Lyrics:
You're the best listener that I've ever had
you're my best friend...best friend with benefits
What took me so long?
Why They're Insulting:
Isn't it best not to have sex with somebody that you're not in love with?
Submitted by: Celeste
"All I Really Want"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Do I stress you out?
My sweater's on backwards and inside out
and you say "How appropriate!"
Why They're Insulting:
It sounds like she's mocking someone.
Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional Insulting lyrics available.

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"You Learn"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I recommend walking around naked in your living room..
Why They're Inappropriate:
I honestly don't see why this line should even be in the song.
Submitted by: Alex
"Ironic"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
Why They're Inappropriate:
Due to the rules of the site, I couldn't post the entire song. But Alanis Morissette wouldn't know irony if it slapped her in the face. So, for example, the above line would only be ironic if the person singing were a meteorologist. Go through the lyrics and I dare you to find a single bit of irony in it anywhere!
Submitted by: John Karakash

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Head Over Feet"
The Dirty Lyrics:
You're the best listener that I've ever had
You're my best friend, best friend with benefits What took me so long?
Why They're Dirty:
Best friends with benefits means that you engage in sexual activity with someone without being attached to them.
Submitted by: Celes
"Hands Clean"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Ooh this could be messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
Why They're Dirty:
Lolita. This is about statutory rape, the whole song is about her relationship with a much older producer when she was a teen. It may be the same fellow that "Ought to Know"
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theatre
It seems she was ticked off in the 90s now she's contemplating the ease that some people forget their misdeeds.
Submitted by: Ben
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

"a-LAN-iss More-a-SET
I've heard so many people say the first name as "a-LAWN-iss", which is incorrect.
Submitted by: A. Critic

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Uninvited"
The Song Lyrics:
Like any hot blooded woman
Song They Mention:
"Hot Blooded" by Foreigner
Submitted by: Cody Finke
"Ironic"
The Song Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid.
Song They Mention:
"Free Ride" by the Edgar Winter Group.
Submitted by: Kevin
There are additional Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"UN Invited" originally "Uninvited"
The UN is invited to some event?
Submitted by: Pact like Sardines
"Guard Ian" originally "Guardian"
Submitted by: Kirsten Abercrombie
"Precious Ill Us Ions" originally "Precious Illusions"
Submitted by: Peter
"Simple To Get Her" originally "Simple Together"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

Alina Stores Items Submitted by: Alexis
I Note Star, Melissa Submitted by: Bridal Shower Curtain Call Waiting Room
Tone Sitar, Melissa Submitted by: Bridal Shower Curtain Call Waiting Room
Toni Rates Melissa Submitted by: Bridal Shower Curtain Call Waiting Room
Melissa Rates Toni Submitted by: Bridal Shower Curtain Call Waiting Room

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Then Pick Monday" originally "Hand In My Pocket"
That is, select that day of the week.
Submitted by: Megan
"Donkey Pitchman" originally "Hand In My Pocket"
Submitted by: Andrew
"Evil Bad Bog" originally "Big Bad Love"
Submitted by: Anna Faris Wheel
"Loved Bi Gab" originally "Big Bad Love"
Submitted by: Anna Faris Wheel
"Loved Bi Bag" originally "Big Bad Love"
Submitted by: Anna Faris Wheel

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Front Row"
The Lyrics:
you live in new jersey
Why:
new jersey is a real place in america.
Submitted by: Mattias
 

Songs That Are Banned:

"You Oughta Know"
Not banned outright, but the line "Are you thinking of me when you f*** her" is usually partly bleeped out when it is played on the radio for some reason.
Submitted by: Jeffrey

Lyrics Pronunciation:

"You Oughta Know"
The Lyrics:
An older version of me
is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you into a theater?
Why:
She pronounces "theater" as "THEER-ter" instead of "thee-A-ter", the common pronunciation.
Submitted by: Sheila Oh
"You Owe Me Nothing In Return"
The Lyrics:
I will give you encouragement
to choose the path that you want
Why:
She pronounces "encouragement" to make it rhyme with "want", so it is like "encouragemant"
Submitted by: Mattias

Song Title Acrostics:

HOF: "Head Over Feet"
A city in Germany. Also, Hall Of Fame.
Submitted by: She

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Lou Yearn" originally "You Learn"
Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Pan In My Hocket" originally "Hand In My Pocket"
Grroosss!
Submitted by: Rock Maninoff

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Ironic"
The Lyrics:
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
As the plane crashed down, "Well, isn't this nice?"
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Why:
According to plane rides, even though Mr. Play-It-Safe suffered from aviaphobia, acrophobia, macrophobia and claustrophobia, doesn't mean he was leaving from town to town.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Ironic"
The Lyrics:
Traffic jam, when you're already late.
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break.
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
It's like meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife.
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic, yeah I really do think.
Why:
This song is mostly an unlucky song. Bugs in your wine, your planes crashes, and you thought you found a true love but the lover is married! Yeah real bad luck.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

Performers with Handicaps:

"Anorexia and Bulimia Nervosa"
From 14 to 18.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

Hidden Tracks:

"You Oughtta Know (Alternate)"
Only on the UK version of Jagged Little Pill. The actual track is only a slightly remixed version of You Oughtta Know. Pretty bad if you've heard the original. Put then, about 5 minutes after the song ends, an acapella belter ensues. Really good song.
Submitted by: Jakko Wakko
"Your House"
The song was hidden somewhere after the remixed version of "You Oughta Know" in the "Jagged Little Pill" CD. The song was not titled on the back cover of the CD.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Song after track 13"
After the alternate take of "You Oughta Know" on her Jagged Little Pill album, there is brief silence followed by an additional song. The untitled tune is a heart-wrenching ballad about lost love that Alanis sings a capella.
Submitted by: Agrimorfee

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