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Fun Music Information -> Toni Braxton

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Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

Denim and Diezel - Submitted by: Candi
Denim Cole - I had a daughter in 1996 and I named her Denim Elizabeth. My mother thought of Denim. I wonder where Toni got the name Denim. Submitted by: Laura Ann
Iezel Ky & Denim - Submitted by: emily
Denim - I think the name is very original and very unique. When I have a baby boy I think I'm going to name it Colton Denim. Way to go Toni!! Submitted by: Bailey
Denim and Diezel - I like the name . I wouldn't name them after gas and jeans, but it is different. Submitted by: Fatinah
Denim and Diezel - I think they are pretty names and very unique and different. Submitted by: Fatinah Davis
Denim - With sisters Polly and Esther, It'd be a great bunch of kids. Submitted by: Lowra
Denim - I think it's hot. Anything that you don't hear everyday is great. I just hope that the next one isn't something foolish like Polyester or Boucle. Submitted by: Lauren
Diesel - Diesel is Denim's little brother!!! NOT SISTER! Submitted by: Kim
Denim - I feel sorry for the kid!!!!! Submitted by: Genesis

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Un-Shake My Hand"	"Un-Break My Heart"	Tess O. Gosset
"Hindu Sitar"	"Spanish Guitar"	Paul Warren
"I need A fart"	"unbreak my heart"	katie ward

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Un-Break My Heart,"	How do you 'Un-Break' something? Poor English.	George Straitjacket

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Break My Heart," Dua Lipa	"Un-break My Heart," Toni Braxton
"Is There Something I Should Know?," Duran Duran	"You Mean The World To Me," Toni Braxton
"You Rock My World," Michael Jackson	"You Mean The World To Me," Toni Braxton
"Kick It," Michael Jackson	"I Don't Want To," Toni Braxton
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"You Man The World To Me" originally "You Mean The World To Me"

Meg Owens

"You Mean The Word To Me" originally "You Mean The World To Me"

but what word do you mean?

Marilyn Westbury

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"You Mean The World To Moe" originally "You Mean The World To Me"

Sheila Evans

"You Mean The World To Mae" originally "You Mean The World To Me"

Sheila Evans

"You Mean The World To Men" originally "You Mean The World To Me"

Ava Murphy

"You Mean The World To Mel" originally "You Mean The World To Me"

Ava Murphy

"You Mean The World To Meg" originally "You Mean The World To Me"

Ava Murphy

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"You're Making Me Hugh" originally "You're Making Me High"

How can someone make her into somebody else?

Jessica Childress

"Seven Whore Days" originally "Seven Whole Days"

Tiffany Furlong

"Seven Whale Days" originally "Seven Whole Days"

Sophia Borden

"Seven Whole Dams" originally "Seven Whole Days"

Redsimba

"Seven Whole Dads" originally "Seven Whole Days"

Redsimba

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"I Don't Want To"	"I Don't Want To (Because Of Winter)"	D-Boz
"Un-Break My Heart"	"Don't Listen To 'Heart'"	IndieLover
"Un-break My Heart"	"Break My Heart"	Your Worst Enemy
"Unbreak My Heart"	"Unbreak My Fart"	Le'Toya Rhinehart and Jason Coyer
"Let It Flow"	"Let It Flow"	Phil Nelson
"Unbreak my Heart"	"Unstink My Farts"	El DeRoblo
"Breathe Again"	"A Night In Sickbay"	Dwacon
"He Wasn't Man Enough"	"She Wasn't Tan Enough"	Ron Presley

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Unbreak My Heart	Cardiologist's Office	Peg
Makin' Me High	Northwest Airlines	andre1127

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
He Wasn't Man Enough For Me	Penis Enlargement	ScorpioSistah
Unbreak My Heart	Hospital/American Heart Association	Fatima
Unbreak My Heart	Cardiologist's office	Dan

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Bye Bisexual Boy Das Pop	Me & My Boyfriend Toni Braxton	Me & My Bisexual Boyfriend	Gale K.
How Could An Angel Break My Heart Toni Braxton	Un-Break My Heart Toni Braxton	How Could An Angel Un-Break My Heart And how could you have a duet with yourself?	Isac
Harder To Breathe Maroon 5	Breathe Again Toni Braxton	Harder To Breathe Again	Jennifer
While My Guitar Gently Weeps The Beatles	Spanish Guitar Toni Braxton	While My Spanish Guitar Gently Weeps It Plays A Sad Flamenco.	Paul Warren
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Tony Toni Tone Braxton

Tony Toni Tone combined with Toni Braxton

Submitted By: redsimba

Misheard Lyrics:

"Another Sad Love Song" Misheard Lyrics: It's just another sad Wonton Original Lyrics: It's just another sad love song	"Breathe Again" Misheard Lyrics: Bulimia or Malaria Original Lyrics: Breathe again
"Un-Break My Heart" Misheard Lyrics: I think I'm hot It's 100 (degrees) again Original Lyrics: Un-break my heart Say that you love me again	"Another Sad Love Song" Misheard Lyrics: Eating fast food slow, it doesn't let go. Original Lyrics: Be it fast or slow, it doesn't let go
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"He Wasn’t Man Enough"

Misheard Lyrics:

But you married Jim

Original Lyrics:

But you married him

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

Sounded like someone married a man named Jim.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Unbreak My Heart"

Better Lyrics:

(Toni Braxton’s message to Bethesda Softworks, perhaps.)

Un-break our games
Show you love us again
Undo this hurt that you caused
When you introduced flaws
Just to remove exploits
Un-cry these tears
We shed from frustration
Un-break our games
Our games

Original Lyrics:

Un-break my heart
Say you'll love me again
Undo this hurt that you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart
My heart

Submitted by: Naughty Autie

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"You're Making Me High"

The Funny Lyrics:

Oooh, I get so high.

Why They're Funny:

Yeah, it's not what she means but, the way it sounds...

Submitted by: wadded beef

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Breathe Again"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

And I can't stop thinking about,
About the way things used to be,
And I can't stop thinking about,
About the love that you made to me.
And I can't get you out of my head;
How in the world will I begin
To let you walk right out of my life
And throw my heart away?
And I can't stop caring about,
About the apple of my eye,
And I can't stop doing without,
Without the center of my life.

Why They're Repetitive:

The constant "And I can't" gets old after a while.

Submitted by: Bob

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Unbreak my heart"

The Insincere Lyrics:

Unbreak my heart

Why They're Insincere:

Its hard to believe that any guy in his right mind would 'Just walk out that door' on someone who can sing and look as good as her.

Submitted by: Lloyd Austin

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Hit The Freeway"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

[Rap by Loon]
I thought you'd appreciate some of the things that I bought you
Shoes from Milan, Louis Vuitton...

Why They're Inappropriate:

1. Is Loon insinuating that females generally get flattered easily by materialistic means? Talk about stereotypical. 2. Why go through the trouble of consulting an advertising agency when you can come to Loon instead! He'll equip your company well by gratuitiously name-dropping in songs! Who gives a rat's b-hind anyway what you bought her? What does that have to do with love?

Submitted by: Devil Jones

"Gimme Some"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

[Left Eye's rap]
I break it down to a silence ‧ kitchen appliance

Why They're Inappropriate:

Unless Left Eye's slipping an advertisement in for a kitchen appliance company named 'Silence' by any chance, either way I don't see what this has to do with the main issue of Toni Braxton trying to get jiggy with someone else. Sex...kitchen appliance...sex...are the two related? Unless a strange fetish is going on here....

Submitted by: Monokini

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Maybe" The Dirty Lyrics: Should I just give him some? Maybe Is this the night for fun? Maybe Why They're Dirty: The whole song finds Toni wondering if she should or shouldn't allow the guy to have sex with her, fearing she might regret it later. Submitted by: xxxpress	"You're Making Me High" The Dirty Lyrics: The very thought of you Makes me want to get undressed Why They're Dirty: This whole song has a dirty theme. This line is also self-explanatory - thinking about a man's body and wanting to take her clothes off to masturbate or have sex with him if he's present. Submitted by: David Pratter
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Un-Break My Heart"

The Song Lyrics:

Un-break my heart, oh baby
Come back and say you love me

Song They Mention:

"Say You Love Me" by Fleetwood Mac

Submitted by: Cody Finke

"Finally"

The Song Lyrics:

I'm used to
Goin' seven whole days
And not hearing from him
I'm used to
Him unbreaking my heart
Then breaking it again
I'm used to
Him never really being
Man enough for me
Always talking in his sleep but
Never talkin' 'bout me

And it's you
You're making me high
And I don't wanna come down
And it's you
How many ways do I love you
Baby I lost count
And it's you
Since you came I ain't sang
Another sad love song
I'm finally brea-thing again

Song They Mention:

"Seven Whole Days," "Un-Break My Heart," "He Wasn't Man Enough," "Talking In His Sleep," "You're Makin' Me High," "How Many Ways," "Another Sad Love Song," and "Breathe Again," all by Toni Braxton herself.

Submitted by: xxxpress