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Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Jack White" | "Upholsterer and also a priest" | No seriously. He joined a monastery for a couple of months. When that didn't work, he started making furniture. He would make vinyl discs with some guy called Brian Muldoon and get it stitched into the furniture. Then Meg came etc etc etc - Thassos |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Blue Orchid" | You tickled my orchid, turned it blue - Evan |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"I'm Slowly Turning Into Poo" | "I'm Slowly Turning Into You" | Dawn Anwad |
"I'm Slowly Turning Into Gnu" | "I'm Slowly Turning Into You" | Dawn Anwad |
"I'm Slowly Turning Into Goo" | "I'm Slowly Turning Into You" | Dawn Anwad |
"Blue Orchard" | "Blue Orchid" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
"I'm Horny (But I Ain't That Horny Yet)" | "I'm Lonely (But I Ain't That Lonely Yet)" | Mike |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"I'm Slowly Turning Into You," | Nobody can turn into another person | Chris Chendo |
"You've Got Her In Your Pocket," | She must be really small. | Kayla |
"Forever For Her (Is Over For Me)," | He removed himself from the space-time continuum | Matt |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Who Is He?," Bill Withers | "The Same Boy You've Always Known," The White Stripes | |
"I'm So Sick," Flyleaf | "Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine," The White Stripes | |
"Sick Again," Led Zeppelin | "Girl, You Have No Faith in Medicine," The White Stripes | |
"Angel In My Pocket," One To One | "You've Got Her In Your Pocket," The White Stripes | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Icky Thump" | "Icky Trump" | eel deal |
"Icky Thump" | "Sticky Gunk" | Matthias |
"Seven Nation Army" | "Assassination Army" | Blaydeman |
"The Hardest Button to Button" | "The Hardest Oven to Stuff In" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Seven Nation Army" | "Why'd We All Hate Barney?" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Fell In Love With A Girl" | "Fell Into A Big Hole" | Matthias |
"Fell in Love with a Girl" | "Steven Universe" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Seven Nation Army" | "Seven Kingdom's Armies" | Alex J |
"Fell In Love With A Girl" | "Fell In Love With Basil Brush" | Fack Sabbath |
"The Hardest Button To Button" | "The Smartest Button To Button" | Fack Sabbath |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Dead Leaves and The Dirty Ground | Leaf blowers | Tessa C |
My Doorbell | Home Depot or Doorbell Store | Indra.v |
Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine | 'The Hours' on DVD to buy* | pickle* |
One More Cup Of Coffee | Dunkin' Donuts | ObLaBlah |
Let's Build A Home | Construction | ObLaBlah |
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine | Anti-vaxxer organisation | pickle |
I'm Finding It Hard To Be A Gentleman | Vernon Kay's answering machine | Pickle |
Seven Nation Army | Navy, Army, etc. | Dongquan |
As Ugly As I Seem | Plastic Surgery Hotline | The Madman |
Fell In Love With A Girl | Gay Support Hotline | Anna loves her jt |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Oliver's Army Elvis Costello | Seven Nation Army The White Stripes | Oliver's Seven Nation Army Could also make a good name for a book | Ian |
The Hardest Part Coldplay | The Hardest Button to Button The White Stripes | The Hardest Part to Button | Dongquan |
If U Seek Amy Britney Spears | Seven Nation Army The White Stripes | If U Seek a Seven Nation Army | Dongquan |
Fooled Around And Fell In Love Elvin Bishop | Fell In Love With A Girl The White Stripes | Fooled Around And Fell In Love With A Girl | Raphael |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional White Stripes Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Fell in Love with a Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: She's in love with the girl
Original Lyrics: She's in love with the world
| "We're Going to Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics: Yes I can tell that we are gonna meet friends
Original Lyrics: Yes I can tell that we are gonna be friends
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"The Big 3 Killed My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm about to have another blow off.
Original Lyrics: I'm about to have another blow out.
| "Fell in Love with a Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: These two sides of my brain need a hell of a meeting
Original Lyrics: These two sides of my brain need to have a meeting
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Seven Nation Army"
Misheard Lyrics: seven-ish tsunami
Original Lyrics: Seven Nation Army
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jimbo My son thought that was what the song was called. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Icky Thump"
The Funny Lyrics: You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too.
Why They're Funny: Just the visual of someone trying to be a pimp and a prostitute at the same time is kind of funny.
Submitted by: Jeremy
| "I Think I Smell A Rat"
The Funny Lyrics: Oh I think I smell a rat Oh I think I smell a rat All you little kids think you know just where it's at
Why They're Funny: haha Just the fact that he smells a rat is funny but he sings it in such a crazy way it just makes me laugh
Submitted by: Nathalie Bax
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There are additional Funny lyrics available. |
"My Doorbell"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm thinking about my doorbell
When you gonna ring it? When you gonna ring it? Why They're Repetitive: The entire chorus of the song, repeated over a dozen times.
Submitted by: Mike
| "My Doorbell"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm thinkin' 'bout my doorbell
When you gonna ring it, When you gonna ring it? (ad infinitum) Why They're Repetitive: Guess what: I ain't gonna ring it - not even if you sing it until you die - until you sing some totally different line.
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
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There are additional repetitive lyrics available. |
"Icky Thump"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: La la, la la la la la la la la la laaa laaa laaa
Why They're Nonsensical: The whole song is nonsensical, but this part sounds terrible. I dare anyone to disagree...or find any portion of this song that makes sense.
Submitted by: Cindy
| "Icky Thump"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Left alone I hit myself with a stone
Why They're Nonsensical: Why would you hit yourself with a stone just because you're alone? Anyone care to explain that one to me?
Submitted by: Mel
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There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. |
"Seven nation Army"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: And the feeling comin' from my bones
Says find a home Why They're Misrhymed: OK, so they do rhyme. But 'home' is supposed to rhyme with 'alone' in the first verse.
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
| "Seven Nation Army"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I'm gonna fight 'em off
A seven nation army couldn't hold me back They're gonna rip it off Takin' their time right behind my back Why They're Misrhymed: He rhymes 'off' with 'off' and 'back' with 'back'. Sorry, Jack, but that doesn't work.
Submitted by: mountain
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There are additional misrhymed lyrics available. |
"Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground"
Opening Lines: Dead leaves and the dirty ground when I know you're not around
Comments: Submitted by: Nat
| "I'm Finding It Harder to Be a Gentleman"
Opening Lines: Well, I'm finding it harder to be a gentleman every day
Comments: Submitted by: Nat
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There are additional spelling lyrics available. |