Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl
They're space-rocks, I guess, the details elude me
I think they save the world
Haven't watched the show, though it sure sounds intriguing
Read praise for it on many sites
Seems to be genuine love, nothing misleading
Lots of gifs and vids posted online, yeah
Plus lots of fan theories I'm mildly hooked on reading now

Steven Universe
Is a show of sorts that lots of people are seeing
Are all of those views deserved?
Don't take my word for it, just blogs that I'm reading
Seems like a pretty fun cartoon, yeah
I'm slack so binge-watch plans aren't proceeding
Been spoiled for lots of plot-twists too, yeah
Won't say 'em in case there's other newbies reading now

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Don't know much 'bout this Steven dude, yeah
Main character if I'm not misreading
Since the space-rocks sing the theme tune, yeah
If that's a misdirection then it's succeeding now

So, Steven Universe
Is that his real last name? If so, that's cheesy
Cartoon logic, that works
I can accept gay rocks, so that last name's easy
Fans are correct on that one, right?
It's not standard fandom shipping crap that I'm seeing?
The creators confirmed that? All right, yeah
More points for this show, really makes me want to seek it out

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
So where can I watch this cartoon? Yeah
Can't find anywhere for legal streaming
No channel-searching aptitude, yeah
Guess I'll just be slack and stick to Tumblr reading now