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There are 156 misheard song lyrics for Alice in Chains on amIright currently.
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"A Looking in View"
Misheard Lyrics:
A rubbed down broke machine, that steals your piece of lime
Before you know it's gone
Before you know it's gone
Original Lyrics:
A rundown broke machine, that steals your peace of mind
Before you know it's gone
Before you know it's gone
"Acid Bubble"
Misheard Lyrics:
Incel obsolescence.
Original Lyrics:
Intend obsolescence.
"Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your weak will won't helper-healer-har!
Original Lyrics:
Your weak will won't help her heal her heart.
The misheard lyrics sounds like a pirate's misinterpretaion.
"Dam That River" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, you put a dam over mud
Original Lyrics:
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
"Dirt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Water does it kill
Is one who shouldn't be
Is one who shouldn't be
Original Lyrics:
One who doesn't care
Is one who shouldn't be
Is one who shouldn't be
"Don't Follow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye, Navarro
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye, don't follow
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And my wings are bent, so that I...
Original Lyrics:
But my wings have been so denied.
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And my wings have been sewed and I
Original Lyrics:
And my wings have been so denied
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And my wings have been soldered I
Original Lyrics:
and my wings have been so denied
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my way is dead, so can I.
Original Lyrics:
But my wings have been so denied.
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wing's a pencil, then I
Original Lyrics:
But my wings have been so denied
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings are bent, so am I
Original Lyrics:
And my wings have been so denied
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings are penciling out!
Original Lyrics:
And my wings have been so denied.
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings have been soaked in ice
Original Lyrics:
But wings have been so denied
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings have been sodomized.
Original Lyrics:
And my wings have been so denied.
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get this part of BeForU
Original Lyrics:
I give this part of me for you
BeForU are a J-Pop group whose music is featured in Dance Dance Revolution.
"Down In A Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me now
I'm a man who won't let himself pee.
I'm a man who won't let himself pee.
Original Lyrics:
Look at me now
I'm a man who won't let himself be.
I'm a man who won't let himself be.
"Down in a Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings a pencil in hand.
Original Lyrics:
But my wings have been so denied.
"Down in a Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings have been so denied
Original Lyrics:
But my wings have been soaked in iron
Who wants to start 90s Era grunge band? I'm in Georgia.
"Down in a Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings have been so laid down.
Original Lyrics:
But my wings have been so denied.
"Down in a Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But my wings have been soiled and I
Original Lyrics:
But my wings have been so denied.
"Down in a Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sand rains down, and here I sit....
Original Lyrics:
Sad rains down and here I sit.
"Down in a Hole" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See my home, I decorate it like a grave
Original Lyrics:
See my heart I decorate it like a grave
"Get Born Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fair well thee, Friend of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Fair-weather friends of mine
"God Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure, God's all-powerful
But does he have n**s? Whoa!
But does he have n**s? Whoa!
Original Lyrics:
Sure, God's all-powerful
But does he have lips? Whoa!
But does he have lips? Whoa!
"Got Me Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As of now I think you've got me wrong
Original Lyrics:
As of now I bet you've got me wrong
"Heaven Beside You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven beside you
Heavenly bent.
Heavenly bent.
Original Lyrics:
Heaven beside you
Hell within.
Hell within.
"Heaven Beside You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cold ass winter chill
Heaven beside you head over heels
Heaven beside you head over heels
Original Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you hell within
Heaven beside you hell within
"Heaven Beside You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you, to hell with you.
Heaven beside you, to hell with you.
Original Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you, Hell within.
Heaven beside you, Hell within.
"Heaven Beside You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter jail
Heaven beside you, yeah, hail.
Heaven beside you, yeah, hail.
Original Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you, Hell within.
Heaven beside you, Hell within.
"Heaven Beside You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter well
Heaven beside you, heh weh-heh.
Heaven beside you, heh weh-heh.
Original Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter chill
Heaven beside you, Hell within.
Heaven beside you, Hell within.
"Heaven Beside You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter whale
or
Like the coldest winter will
or
Like the coldest winter will
Original Lyrics:
Like the coldest winter chill
"I Can't Have You Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing stays the same, LSD!
Original Lyrics:
Nothing stays the same, in this game
"I Can't Remember" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You took everything but my wildebeest
Original Lyrics:
You took everything but my will to be
"It Ain't Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In my eyes, what I'm lacking
Star-eyed face, a dick for slappin'
Cuz I'm a deal, set in motion
Swallow fish, so give me ocean
Star-eyed face, a dick for slappin'
Cuz I'm a deal, set in motion
Swallow fish, so give me ocean
Original Lyrics:
In my eyes, what I'm lacking
Score at face, a ten for slacking
Sign the deal, set in motion
Smaller fish, so huge the ocean
Score at face, a ten for slacking
Sign the deal, set in motion
Smaller fish, so huge the ocean
"Junkhead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's my jug of chores?
Original Lyrics:
What's my drug of choice?
"Killing Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always punching her ear off
Original Lyrics:
Always punching the needle in her arm
"Killing Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Batman goin' down!
or
Fat man goin' down!
or
Fat man goin' down!
Original Lyrics:
Bad man goin' down!
"Low Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ass Twisted
Original Lyrics:
Past Twisted
"Man In The Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the dog, its beak.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the dog that gets beat.
"Man In The Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the man without boss.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the man in the box.
"Man In The Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, tonight you'll make 'er.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, deny your maker.
"Man in the Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the dog who can speak
Original Lyrics:
I'm the dog who gets beat
"Man in the Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jason Kreis (denial maker)
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ (deny your maker)
"Man in the Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jason Kreis
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ
Jason Kreis is a retired soccer player, for those who don't know. However, he didn't become too well-known until *after* this song was popular.
"Man in the Box" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're so damn good.
or
Now you're so messed up.
or
Now you're so messed up.
Original Lyrics:
Now you've sewn them shut.
"No Excuses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find me shittin' by myself
No excuses that I know.
No excuses that I know.
Original Lyrics:
Find me sittin' by myself
No excuses, then I know.
No excuses, then I know.
"No Excuses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find me sittin' by myself
No excuses that I know.
No excuses that I know.
Original Lyrics:
Find me sittin' by myself
No excuses, then I know.
No excuses, then I know.
"No Excuses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no patience to search for piece of lime
Original Lyrics:
Got no patience to search for peace of mind.
"No Excuses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave a ring, a good
Trade for warm sunshine.
Trade for warm sunshine.
Original Lyrics:
Leave our rain, a cold
Trade for warm sunshine.
Trade for warm sunshine.
"No Excuses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave our pain and colds
Train for warm sunshine
Train for warm sunshine
Original Lyrics:
Leave our rain, a cold
Trade for warm sunshine
Trade for warm sunshine
"No Excuses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You my friend
I will depend
I will depend
Original Lyrics:
You my friend
I will defend
I will defend
"Nothin' Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bake the steak at 7:38
Original Lyrics:
Began this take at 7:38
"Nothin' Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got this dick at 7:38
Can't Hitler for nothing I ate
Can't Hitler for nothing I ate
Original Lyrics:
Began this take at 7:38
Head hit the board, enough that it aches
Head hit the board, enough that it aches
"Nothin' Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the boy in nut-face.
Original Lyrics:
Head hit the board, enough that it aches.
"Nothin' Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah this kick-ass cell 38
It hit the point of vanity
It hit the point of vanity
Original Lyrics:
Began this take at 7:38
Head hit the board, enough that it aches
Head hit the board, enough that it aches
"Pretty Done"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm pretty dumb
Original Lyrics:
I'm pretty done
"Rainier Fog"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never know with an Imago.
Original Lyrics:
You never knew a long time ago.
"Rainier Fog"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd never blown some kind of ho.
Original Lyrics:
You'd never know a long time ago.
"Rainier Fog"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd never know from f***ing that ho.
Original Lyrics:
You'd never know a long time ago.
"Real Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I pour nachos on myself.
Original Lyrics:
With just a few notches on my belt.
"Real Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another hill with just a few nachos on my belt.
Original Lyrics:
Another hill with just a few notches on my belt.
How can you put nachos on your belt? Wouldn't they break?
"Red Giant"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tunauk Tun
Original Lyrics:
To my tune.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All is green but no Saint Pat's.
Original Lyrics:
Army Green was no safe bet.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Army dream was no safe path
Original Lyrics:
Army Green was no safe bet
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Army green with no safe belt.
Original Lyrics:
Army Green was no safe bet.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me green, but it's no safe bet.
Original Lyrics:
Army green was no safe bet.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming clean was no safe bet.
Original Lyrics:
Army green was no safe bet.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here they come to de la Rousa.
or
Here they come to shoot the rooster.
or
Here they come to shout the roster.
or
Here they come to shoot the rooster.
or
Here they come to shout the roster.
Original Lyrics:
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here they come to kill the rooster.
Original Lyrics:
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here they come to sniff the rooster.
Original Lyrics:
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here they come to stuff the rooster.
Original Lyrics:
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, he calls himself the rooster.
Original Lyrics:
Here they come to snuff the rooster.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not safe in my homeland.
Original Lyrics:
They spit on me in my homeland.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom and kids now talk back
Original Lyrics:
Wife and kids, household pet
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems every path leads me to Norway.
Original Lyrics:
Seems every path leads me to nowhere.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Blimpie screams to me from Subway.
Original Lyrics:
The bullet screams at me from somewhere.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They found a way to kill me, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't found a way to kill me yet.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tommy Greem was no safe bet
Original Lyrics:
Army Green was no safe bet
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking talking chicken man
Original Lyrics:
Walking tall machine gun man
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking tall, chicken man.
Original Lyrics:
Walking tall, machine gun man.
"Rooster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking tall, they shave your head.
Original Lyrics:
Walking tall, machine gun man.
"Rotten Apple" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat of the apple, so yum
Original Lyrics:
Eat of the apple, so young
"Sea Of Sorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your mock was true.
Original Lyrics:
And your mark was true.
"Sea Of Sorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I live tomorrow
You are not hollow
You are not hollow
Original Lyrics:
I live tomorrow
You will not follow
You will not follow
"Sea Of Sorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll live tomorrow
If you will swallow.
If you will swallow.
Original Lyrics:
I live tomorrow
You will not follow.
You will not follow.
"Sea Of Sorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to eat a couple times.
Original Lyrics:
Just repeat a couple times.
"Sludge Factory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You insult me at night, oh you're forgiven this time
Original Lyrics:
You insult me in my home, you're forgiven this time
"Suffragette City"
Misheard Lyrics:
My kool aid's insane
Original Lyrics:
My school day's insane
"The Real Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the hill
With just a few nachos on my belt
Taken away, don't got no more.
With just a few nachos on my belt
Taken away, don't got no more.
Original Lyrics:
Under the hill
With just a few notches on my belt
Take it away, don't want no more.
With just a few notches on my belt
Take it away, don't want no more.
"The Rooster"
Misheard Lyrics:
He comes from Wooster
Original Lyrics:
Here comes The Rooster
"The Rooster"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' tall the Chicken man.
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' tall machine gun man.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuttin' up a bagel vitamin stone
Original Lyrics:
Gonna wind up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dust rise, right on over my time
Empty fossil of the new seed
Empty fossil of the new seed
Original Lyrics:
Dust rise, right on over my time
Empty fossil of the new scene
Empty fossil of the new scene
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I love them Bagel Bites of them bones.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna wind up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, I love them Bagel Bites of them bones.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna wind up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so alone
I'm gonna end up on Dagobah
I'm gonna end up on Dagobah
Original Lyrics:
I feel so alone
I'm gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones
I'm gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Cutting up my bagel
Oh, them bones
Cutting up my bagel
Oh, them bones
Original Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Gonna end up a big ol'
Pile of them bones.
Gonna end up a big ol'
Pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Cuttin' up a bagel bite of them bones.
Cuttin' up a bagel bite of them bones.
Original Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Gonna wind up a big ol' pile of them bones.
Gonna wind up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Good enough for big 'em bite of them bones.
Good enough for big 'em bite of them bones.
Original Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones.
Gonna end up a big ol' pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Good enough to think 'bout them bones.
Good enough to think 'bout them bones.
Original Lyrics:
I feel so alone
Gonna end up a big ole pile of them bones.
Gonna end up a big ole pile of them bones.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tall dude, bad dream come true.
Original Lyrics:
Toll due, bad dream come true.
"Them Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Told you bad dreams come true
Original Lyrics:
Toll due, bad dream come true
"We Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down, down, down, New Orleans
You watch the boat float in the muddy sewer.
You watch the boat float in the muddy sewer.
Original Lyrics:
Down, down, down, you're rollin'
Watch the blood float in the muddy sewer.
Watch the blood float in the muddy sewer.
"We Die Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down, downtown, you roll in
Watch the bo float in the mauly super.
Watch the bo float in the mauly super.
Original Lyrics:
Down, down, down, you're rollin'
Watch the blood float in the muddy sewer.
Watch the blood float in the muddy sewer.
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I run
Heaven were too far to get home.
Heaven were too far to get home.
Original Lyrics:
Am I wrong?
Have I run too far to get home?
Have I run too far to get home?
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drifting body, its sole desertion
Original Lyrics:
Drifting body, its sole exertion
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me, I've broken my thighmaster
Original Lyrics:
Know me broken by my master
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've run into Hell, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Have I run too far to get home, yeah?
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the flood again
Same old trip and what's my name?
Same old trip and what's my name?
Original Lyrics:
Into the flood again
Same ol' trip it was back then.
Same ol' trip it was back then.
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the flood again
Same old cripplin' worlds back there.
Same old cripplin' worlds back there.
Original Lyrics:
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then.
Same old trip it was back then.
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, he's broken my thighmaster
Original Lyrics:
Know me broken by my master
"Would?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wholly broken by my master
Original Lyrics:
Know me broken by my master
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